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Clips from The Simpsons - I'm with Cupid (S10E10)

"I hope we didn't get Apu in too much trouble."
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"Either put that book down, or let me drive!"
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"Hey, they stole our idea. See? Look."
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"''I cherish you, my precious.'' Mmm- Nah."
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"''To a heck of a blacksmith. '' Nah. I already got him one."
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"''You're a-peeling. Let's never split!''"
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"So long, rejects."
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"Morning, Apu. Still in hot water with the squaw?"
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"Worse than ever, I am afraid."
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"My shameful neglect has made her feel unloved. Now I fear she will leave me."
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"That would be like going to an air show and leaving before the plane crash."
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"Oh, you are right."
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"Come on, boy. Come on.!"
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"Dad, the vet says we shouldn't make him fetch the Sunday paper."
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"Good dog!"
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"Good doggie!"
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"''Tax Hike Approved''? Bad dog. Bad, bad dog."
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"''Outlook?'' Eh! ''Vista?'' No."
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"''Spotlight?'' Eh! ''Mosaic?'' Eh!"
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"I'd love to look at ''Scullery Week'' if you're through with it."
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"- This is about investment opportunities in Yemen. - Give me that!"
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"All right! The personals. Hmm. ##"
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"''Successful mayor type seeks open-minded discreet cheerleader type.''"
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"It's a poem."
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"From Apu!"
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"Well, don't just gasp. Read it."
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"''My darling bride Manjula..."
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"''I hereby mend my ways."
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"''I'll shower you with valentines..."
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"for seven love-filled days!''"
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"I used to take out ads like that when we were newlyweds."
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"The only ad you took out was to sell our lawn mower."
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"And he says I've got six more surprises coming."
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"- Oh! - ##"
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"- ## - Oh!"
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"He has trained a bird to sing to me."
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"Limo out front. Tickets to opera, front row loge."
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"Then the bird sang ''I Love the Nightlife'' with clever new lyrics."
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"I do too. But it was sweet."
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"Don't worry, honey."
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"I got something really special planned for Valentine's Day."
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"Oh! Apu!"
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"Oh, you are the sweetest filling of all."
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"Air. I need air."
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"- Oh, Apu. - Oh, Lord, my ears are filled with nougat!"
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"I just ate all the hot buttered corn.'''"
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"Usually, after two or three ''Truly Tasteless Jokes,'' you're all over me."
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"And so with Valentine's Day one day away..."
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"whose seven-day gift-a-thon has been delighting his wife..."
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"and ''entroubulating'' the rest of us."
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"Reverend Timothy Lovejoy says he's counseled..."
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"a number of disenchanted wives, including Maude Flanders."
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"Everybody's marriage is falling apart except ours."
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"See, the problem's communication. Too much communication."
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"and you've spent less on gifts for me than you have on temporary tattoos."
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"But, Marge, it's worth it."
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"Look! The Taco Bell dog! Yo quiero- Hey, where'd it go?"
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"You just don't get it."
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"This Valentine's crap has gone too far!"
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"Edna won't even let me clap her erasers."
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"My Barbara will no longer pleasure me with the French arts!"
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"And ask yourselves, people, who's to blame for all this?"
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"Well, I guess we are."
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"It's easy to blame ourselves..."
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"but it's even easier to blame Apu!"
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"He's making us look bad!"
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"What's going on out there?"
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"Hey, watch it! You're all over the road!"
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"We gotta stop that traitor Apu."
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"Right after happy hour!"
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"Come on, Apu. Make your move."
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"- Maybe he's run out of romantic ideas. - No, no, not our lover boy."
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"If I know his M.O., he's saved the biggest one for today."
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"Aw, gee. The man's just trying to show his wife he cares for her."
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"- How can we sabotage his labor of love? - I don't know."
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"Gasoline, axes. I got some stuff in the trunk."
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"You'll know when I'm driving! And it'll-"
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"Tiffany's, eh? It looks like Smoochie's..."
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"So that's it. The crazy nut, he went and bought her a sloop!"
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"Well, this is one love boat that won't delight and amuse."
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"Wait, Chief. He's not purchasing a boat."
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"Arr!"
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"- Look who's talkin'. - Arr."
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"You know, with all the energy we're putting into this sabotage thing..."
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"What's he doing in Springfield?"
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"I got it. I got it! Apu must've hired him to sing for Manjula."
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"- Have a Grammy. - Uh-"
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"Sir Elton, my noble friends and I..."
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"would like to dub you a Knight of the Grand Concourse."
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"Yeah, it's for all your charity work and, um..."
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"So that was his plan all along."
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"If he writes a message of love over Springfield, we're all screwed."
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"Can anyone hear me? Skycap?"
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"Okay, here is the message. And please don't skimp on the- ''Sarin''?"
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"Don't be frightened."
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"We're puttin' an end to your insane Valentine's rampage."
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"Oh, no, you don't!"
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"I am so sick of that damn code!"
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"If you won't stop, then I'll stop you!"
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"What are you doin'? Don't do that!"
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"Aw.!"
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"That must be for Manjula."
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"Lousy message!"
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"Oh, that's Neddie's pet name for me."
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"Doggone it! You ruined my message!"
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"Ooh-wee! My humble love note..."
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"is turning into a Valentine's Day massacre."
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"You think you've got problems?"
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"I just chewed my way out of a dog carrier."
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"- I heard you. - Yes, because someone saved your life tonight."
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"Well, well, the bitch is back."
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"Prickers!"
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"Oh, I'm gonna snuggle your brains out."
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"##"
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"Oh."
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"Oh, I can't believe it. You closed the Kwik-E-Mart just for me."
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"- Champagne Squishy? - Oh, thank you."
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"D'oh!"
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"I need to make a working model of the digestive system."
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"Tomorrow? Well, that's too bad, mister."
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