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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Server Error (S04E04)

"Welcome aboard, gentlemen."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Our flying time to Mountain View is 11 hours and 36 minutes,"
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"No, Jack. You are."
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"Hey. What are you guys doing here?"
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"we figured it should probably be a team effort."
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"You guys are Pied Piper? The guys who built"
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"I was just using it two minutes ago. It's working fine."
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"What are those devices? Those aren't phones."
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"You look fucking insane right now."
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"Guys, do you realize what just happened?"
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"If Melcher never lost access to his data, what's he so upset about?"
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"- Stand down! No, no, no! - That's it! Help!"
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"Yeah, I... I got it from a woman."
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"because of sex... that I gave to her."
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"Thank you. And I should congratulate you"
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"on your remarkable tech breakthrough."
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"I hear you're swimming in funding offers."
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"- They seem to get us. - You haven't seen all the offers yet."
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"Richard, we were partners once."
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"This is an acquisition offer,"
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"That's very kind of you."
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"I can help you get exactly where you want to go."
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"I'm pretty sure I know where I want to go and how to get there."
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"So, I think perhaps in the end, I will be the one devouring you."
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"I gave you that patent."
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"I shall look forward to the fight."
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"Oh, um, did Erlich ever show up in Tibet?"
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"Jesus. What the hell did he order?"
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"No. No. no, no, no."
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"No, no, no, no. Stop. Stop it. Stop it."
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"No. Don't."
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"So, you're certain?"
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"Definitively."
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"The 36 HooliPhones that blew up at Hoolicon"
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"and the 17 that blew up around the US"
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"all had our code on them."
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"Richard, these are real people"
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"We have to tell someone. This was our fault."
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"No. No, no. Keenan's demo was built to run on a $10,000 rig."
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"They wrote sloppy code that's pinging"
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"what happened to being Honest Abe from now on?"
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"- Barely, Jared. - The fact that we hacked those phones"
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"Monica will fund us, and no one will ever know what we did."
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"I'm sorry."
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"a letter to my 40-year-old self,"
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"and that, a resignation letter."
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"Uh, I'll be moving my things back into my condo."
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"I've just been staying in the garage out of solidarity."
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"You can't leave."
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"You... you read the handbook?"
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"I'll fulfill my duties under protest,"
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"but I will not do anything illegal"
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"I already have upwards of 50 burnt perinea on my conscience."
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"Richard, that's enough."
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"Consider that my two weeks' notice."
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"and let me know when Jack announces the HooliPhone update."
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"What do you mean you're not issuing a software update?"
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"Who can say why the phone Gavin Belson brought to market"
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"We need to change the narrative here."
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"We can't have people believing that our phones blow up airplanes,"
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"no matter how much Gavin and/or Keenan may have wanted it."
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"It's lethal PR."
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"We need to get ahead of this one,"
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"which is why I am going to pull"
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"and replace it in the next three days."
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"That's over nine million devices."
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"Gavin Belson had to move heaven and earth to get our China plants"
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"and his negotiations with labor were extremely delicate."
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"Well, China has never negotiated with Jack Barker."
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"What you're proposing is staggeringly expensive"
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"and borderline impossible."
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"We won't approve it."
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"- Yeah, it's out. - Jack."
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"and I am going to go ahead and go to China!"
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"with a new one that doesn't have our code on it."
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"Wait. We have a server farm in the garage, right?"
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"Now, don't you think if Anton could've saved our ass,"
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"I would've suggested it by now?"
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"- Why can't it work? - What are you, fucking stupid?"
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"In order to hold that much data,"
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"we would have to go RAID zero, no backup,"
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"Plus, in Anton's present condition,"
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"- We have to call Melcher. - No, we are not calling Melcher."
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"If we tell him about any of this, that would be suicide."
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"Look, if we're gonna die, let's just die."
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"Jesus, man. You know that thing's not alive, right?"
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"- Fuck your dumb machine. - Wait. Do you?"
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"Do you actually fuck your dumb machine?"
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"- Is that the secret on your phone? - Fuck you."
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"- Fuck you! Do you raw-dog it? - Guys. Guys. Guys!"
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"Or do you put a condom on your tiny penis and fuck it in safe mode?"
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"Just fuck each other and get it over with. "Oh, Anton, fuck me!""
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"I will fuck both of you..."
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"Hello."
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"Maybe let's talk outside."
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"- Great. - It's just right through here."
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"Gilfoyle, Anton is going to be fine, okay?"
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"Just spin him up. Please?"
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"I'm sorry that you had to witness that scene in there."
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"It probably gave you the impression that the company is in disarray,"
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"but I can assure you, there's a very simple explanation for that."
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"Yeah, even setting aside our CEO's sexual distortion,"
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"adultery, and lowbrow scatlogical vandalism,"
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"we're still essentially a... a criminal operation"
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"whose only real product is dangerous malware."
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"I see you're fluent in Japanese."
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"Are... are you gonna be comfortable with casual racism?"
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"That wasn't really breakfast, was it?"
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"Well, I'm watching an episode of House."
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"'Cause it won't. It's not a HooliPhone."
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"Hey! We're done with the migrating!"
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"How's it going in here?"
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"Okay, how we looking?"
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"I broke my glasses. I don't have an extra pair,"
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"so I had to pull these out of a drawer. I had 'em made for All Hallows' Eve."
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"I was a cat."
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"Yes, but Anton is overheating already."
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"I said this was a bad idea."
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"Fuck. What are we gonna do?"
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