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Clips from The Simpsons - He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs (S19E19)

"See you at 5:00, then."
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"Hey, Dad, have fun with your boyfriend."
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"He is not my boyfriend!"
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"I hear you like pizza pie."
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"I do."
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"My favorite"
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"Chicago, eh?"
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"Well, what if I took us there now?"
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"Drive to Chicago?"
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"I don't have time for that."
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"A p-p-p-private jet!"
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"My name is Svetlana,"
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"but you can call me "Hey, baby.""
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"And I do mean"
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"...Scratchy Show!"
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"Stewardess!"
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"Sorry, everyone."
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"to spend another three hours on the tarmac."
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"This is wonderful."
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"Now, why don't you listen to the musical stylings"
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"of Mr. Lionel Richie?"
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"Oh, my God,"
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"Can you sing "Say You Say Me," but make it about beer?"
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"Hey, you,"
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"Beer me for always"
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"That's the way it should be"
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"Now make everyword "beer.""
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"Beer, beer"
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"Beer, beer"
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"Beer, beer,beer, beer, beer."
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"If I leave the plane,"
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"Ground control, this is November 543 Charlie."
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"We're going to need the extractor."
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"I want to be back on the plane."
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"We'll be back before you know it."
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"Svetlana! Svetlana!"
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"Oh, hush."
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"Now let's enjoy the Miami of Canada--"
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"Chicago!"
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"Billionaire!"
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"Nice job-- where do I apply?"
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"You think of it."
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"I heard"a Starbucks..."
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"Finally an emotion."
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"Drunk!"
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"Okay, "drunk.""
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"at a Starbucks in Siberia."
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"Uh, excuse me"
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"I need a,"
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"I need a coffee."
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"In Siberia."
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"Why are you applauding them?"
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"We wrote it."
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"While you were here,we felt like New York."
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"Homer, you smell like Chicago."
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"Did you fly there on a commercial airline?"
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"No way. Commercial is for losers and terrorists."
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"I flew on a private plane."
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"It's the difference between champagne"
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"and carbonated pee."
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"Homie, what's wrong?"
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"Now for the rest of my life,"
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"I'll know what I'm missing,"
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"is that my ears haven't popped."
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"Hi, Dad."
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"Hi."
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"That's where you're wrong, Homer."
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"A fresh face!"
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"This is Colby Krause."
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"I hired him to help you improve your life."
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"No way."
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"I don't need any shrink,therapist,"
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"counselor, motivation all speaker or "guru.""
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"The first step in self-improvement"
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"If you're gonna film me, I insist on a body double."
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"The camera's not on yet, right?"
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"No."
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"Okay,"
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"what you normally do."
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"hmm, I'll just, uh..."
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"I think."
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"Sometimes I go places."
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"Oh, what's the point of putting my socks on?"
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"Fine, I'll show you a winner, just you watch."
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"You were saying?"
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"Homer, your journey downstairs would've been a lot safer"
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"if you'd remembered"
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"I can't hear the song in my head!"
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"No, but we should get some background noise."
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"Thank you, people.Moving on."
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"Here's an important tip:"
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"I'm a hopeless loser and always will be."
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"- Homer, you're up! - This I can do!"
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"- Boom! - Way to go!"
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"Behold my 217 average and weep."
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"Homer, here in the bowling alley, you're a totally different man."
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""Bowling Alley Homer" into "Everyday Homer.""
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"I want you to wear those bowling shoes"
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"It's crazy, but it just might work."
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"Dr. Fredrick J. Waxman, you're a genius!"
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"How many of those have private planes?"
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"I'm getting that job."
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"Bart, I'll need some clean urine. Stat."
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"you have to quit your old one."
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"I'll call your boss right now."
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"Just send it to voice mail."
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"You here for the safety inspector job?"
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"I got the job!"
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"We're all so proud of you, sweetie."
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"so I can get in good with the lunch truck guy."
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"Find out if he has a wife! We could double date!"
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"Can I help you?"
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"Well, with a coffee, you can stay till lunch."
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"Then you have to order a solid."
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"One small coffee, please."
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"Oh, it was great!"
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"Flew to Tulsa on the company jet."
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"Because that's what you do."
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"I'm so proud of you, Dad!"
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"The drinking fountain dared me to do it."
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