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Clips from South Park - Raising the Bar (S16E16)

"♪ headin' up to South Park ♪"
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"♪ so come on down to South Park ♪"
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"♪ and meet some friends o' mine! ♪"
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"You find a good catcher's mitt, Cartman?"
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"and you're fat."
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"I'm not fat, Kyle."
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"Right, you're not fat."
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"Whoa, dude."
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"Jesus Christ, you can't even"
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"Excuse me."
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"You can't even walk around a"
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"Walmart anymore without getting"
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"run over by some fat dick on a rascal!"
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"Why do they even allow those things in stores?"
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"they have them available at the front."
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"You gotta be kidding me."
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"Oh my God you guys, look at this!"
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"Oreos with candy corn filling."
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"Holy hell yes."
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"That's you one day, fat ass."
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"Yeah, yeah here you go."
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"Hey Kyle, could I come in for a second?"
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"Why?"
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"I've been doing a lot of thinking,"
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"I'm (bleep) fat, Kyle."
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"No, it's okay Kyle."
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"some slug who can't even leave"
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"I've decided to finally do something about it."
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"Oh no!"
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"Don't know what took me so long dude,"
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"You don't need that!"
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"Get off of it!"
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"Dude it's sweet."
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"for mobility scooters everywhere?"
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"Hmm, I can't can't seem to"
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"What?!"
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"Yeah, no, this is a problem, Kyle."
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"You've got to make your bathroom"
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"accessible for my mobility"
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"scooter or else I won't be able"
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"to take a shit in your house."
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"So take a shit somewhere else!"
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"Your bathroom has to be to code"
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"for my mobility scooter."
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"I'll look past it this time,"
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"Well, I'm off to go try and take"
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"a shit at best buy, guys."
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"embarrassing it is to live with obesity."
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"Wherever you go, you're treated differently."
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"flying to Disneyland on the weekends."
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"I get reminded of my weight."
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"Excuse me, gotta go to the front of the line."
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"I am just mortified you guys."
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"What is this?"
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"There's a wait for the rascal line?!"
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"Hey, hey that kid in the middle isn't even fat..."
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"Look at him!"
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"He's got no right to be on a rascal!"
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"asshole walk to the back of the line!"
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"I don't have legs."
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"Yeah, well, you got skinny arms."
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"obesity are ignored like we're invisible."
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"And so to go through all that, Your Honor."
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"To go through all the shame and"
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"daily ridicule and then not be"
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"able to take a simple shit at best buy."
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"To be told by some best buy"
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"manager that your mobility"
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"scooter can't fit in their bathroom."
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"It's just so belittling, you know?"
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"Can't I just take a dump at best buy?"
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"More lawsuits today as people on"
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"Property owners are being"
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"ordered to modify their bathrooms,"
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"costing tax payers millions."
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"engaging in the act of rascal tipping."
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"Stop it! Stop it you kids!!!"
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"The government warns that rascal"
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"tipping can be dangerous and may"
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"lead to fat people shitting"
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"To counter the crisis,"
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"all mobility scooters can be"
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"Yeah, that works pretty well."
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"You have got to be kidding me!"
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"We should not be wasting time"
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"and money making sure Cartman's"
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"scooters are being victimized?!"
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"So get off your scooters and pick them up!"
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"Did you hear him?!"
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"This is exactly what Adele is talking about!"
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"Our culture celebrates anorexia"
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"and tries to make us ashamed if"
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"perky little tits like Kyle!"
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"feeling ashamed just because"
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"Kyle throws up in the bathroom"
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"six times a day to make sure he"
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"looks good on his magazine covers!"
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"You should be ashamed of yourself, Kyle."
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"Eating your ladkies and"
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"I'm not feeling shame anymore!"
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"From now on I am going to shop"
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"front of lines with my head held high!"
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"Just because someone needs a"
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"they're an ignorant piece of white trash, Kyle!"
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"Who's Honey Boo Boo?"
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"Dud, you've never seen Honey Boo Boo?"
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"My name's Honey Boo Boo,"
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"and I'm a beauty queen!"
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"I'm fat as a whale and I don't give two shits, girl!"
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"Her favorite foods are sketti and butter."
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"I'm only six and I've already"
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"had three heart attacks girlfriend!"
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"We ain't got no shame about our"
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"weight cuz our weight makes us sassy."
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"Jesus dude."
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"What's happened?"
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"It's like something's lowered"
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"the bar to the point that nobody"
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"feels any shame any more."
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"is this... actual, physical thing."
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