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Clips from The Office - Niagara (S06E06)

"I'm sorry, you guys have probably noticed"
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"And if your lunch is especially pungent,"
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"We would really appreciate it."
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"It's amazing, a three-ounce fetus is calling the shots."
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"Phyllis, if you could switch to a different soap,"
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"Now this is getting ridiculous."
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"where we all voted for you to get pregnant."
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"No. I reserve the right to peel my hard-boiled eggs at my desk."
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"And I am not stopping for anybody."
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"And, frankly, so does talking about it. So, wow."
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"Well, it's just a really important day for me."
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"Well, congrats. Thanks."
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"Believe it or not, Kevin, firecrackers are in the "Don't" column."
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"So, you're going to provide them, then?"
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"about my pregnancy at the wedding."
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"and some people might be offended."
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"You know, Angela, you don't have to come to the wedding."
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"Really, Pam? Yes, she does. Yes, she does."
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"We'll see."
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"What happens in Niagara stays in Niagara."
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"Yes, I said that yesterday."
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"What happens in Accounting stays in Accounting."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"we are representing Dunder Mifflin, everyone."
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"or so help me God..."
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"I stole the guest list from Jim's desk,"
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"Oh, my God, Dwight."
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"For instance, Pam's cousin, Jocelyn Webster."
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"Well, she's really into mountain biking. But not so much lately."
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"Okay."
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"I mean, if she was able to sell her bike."
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"Is that all you have on her?"
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"People don't think of me as one of the sharper dressers in the office,"
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"I thought, "How can I take it to the next level?""
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"The hair."
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"Hey, do one of you guys want to sit up front with me"
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"Nah, this is so much cooler."
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"We feel like we're in a limo and you're our driver."
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"Oh, no. That wouldn't be fair to leave Kelly alone in the back."
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"Click."
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, God, wow."
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"Those glasses are super dark."
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"You know what, I made you a CD."
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"This is to play when you bring a woman back to your hotel room."
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"You want me to play that for a woman coming to my room?"
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"No, no. It's..."
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"And Beesly."
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"Is there another wedding at the hotel this weekend?"
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"I'll break in the bed."
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"I don't like that."
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"I'm going to need the name and cell phone number"
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"Hello, reservation for Michael Scott."
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"One moment while I check."
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"Confirmation number, Romeo-Tango-G-seven- seven-four-five."
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"No way. What if I meet someone?"
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"Thank God."
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"No. You know what, I would say yes, but you can't."
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"You would not share with me. I don't have a room?"
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"When Michael was denied a room at the inn,"
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"so you should just get used to it."
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"Dad, remember, no mention of the baby, right?"
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"Hi. Nice to meet you."
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"Nice to meet you. Who's doing a toast?"
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"that we'd rather you not speak, like, at all."
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"Pretty sure everybody heard that."
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"But you and Jim are just perfect."
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"Well, I wouldn't care to live if I thought that."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"No, no. She's my girlfriend. Hey, can you make room at the head table?"
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"While his sales, down 2%. It's all there in the report."
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"Why would they make the bad man your boss"
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"CHILDREN: Ew!"
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"Pleased to meet you."
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"I'm sorry, it's Kevin? I thought it was Gil."
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"You thought I was dating this?"
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"Oscar, I would be proud to date you."
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"I'm not gay. I'm Kevin."
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"Are you seeing anyone right now?"
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"She has a boyfriend. He's out of town."
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"Tell her one of your funny bowling alley stories."
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"She probably switched cards with someone."
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"It's just for family."
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"Isabel Poreba. I got stuff on her."
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"(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)"
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"All right, so I'll be like, "He is so sweet, guys, and so kind.""
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"That's when I'll do the face like..."
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"And then we'll just give him a little punch to the back."
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"Never too married for a noogie."
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"Never."
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"I would kill with the brother stuff. It should be me up there."
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"It should be me and Pete, not Pete and Tom."
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"and your body is really fine."
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"That's not appropriate."
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"I promised I wasn't going to make a toast and I'm not going to."
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"everybody wants to raise their glasses to Pam and Jim,"
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"Hey, what is the deal with the Smart car?"
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"Nope. That's not smart. No."
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"It doesn't have to just be the idiots. Everybody can laugh."
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"JIM: All right. Hey, everyone. Thanks for coming."
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"PETE: (COUGHS) Douche!"
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"I just want to say how happy we are"
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"And I want to especially thank those of you"
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"who have traveled from far away to be here with us tonight."
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"Four years ago, I was just a guy"
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"Don't get me wrong, I flirted with her."
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"And do you remember how long it took you"
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"So, yes, yes. For a really long time that's all I had."
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"I just had little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend."
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"Pam is an alcoholic."
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"Hey, what I think Jim is trying to say is that"
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"they are having lots of consensual sex."
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"Yes, yes, they were living together. Yes."
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"And you know what? You can't expect them to be careful every time,"
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"MICHAEL: But it is different... Okay, okay, okay."
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"Michael, stop."
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"My point is, I said what I wanted to say."
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"And, Meemaw, I hope you heard every word."
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"MAN: To waiting."
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"GERALD: Okay. WOMAN: To waiting."
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