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Clips from Friends - The One with the Breast Milk (S02E02)

"Okay, and this is Funny Clown."
Friends
"We've been through this before. We have a good time."
Friends
"We laugh, we play. It's like we're father and son."
Friends
"Honey, relax. Ross is great with him."
Friends
"Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person."
Friends
"Oh, this is so cute."
Friends
"Ah, I got that for him!"
Friends
""My Mommies Love Me. ""
Friends
"That's clever."
Friends
"Hello?"
Friends
"Uh-huh. Okay, um, sure."
Friends
"That'd be great. See you then. Bye."
Friends
"Yes. Um, yes, I did."
Friends
"That was my friend Eddie Moskowitz."
Friends
"Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith."
Friends
"Ben, dinner!"
Friends
"You didn't microwave that, did you? It's breast milk, you're not supposed to."
Friends
"Duh, I think I know how to heat breast milk. Heh."
Friends
"Okay."
Friends
"It's breast milk!"
Friends
"What did you just do?"
Friends
"Can people stop drinking the breast milk?"
Friends
"- You won't even taste it? - No."
Friends
"Not even if you just pretend it's milk?"
Friends
"Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child on it."
Friends
"- Hey. - Hi."
Friends
"- Where is everybody? - Took Ben to the park."
Friends
"- Where have you been? - Just out."
Friends
"Had some lunch. Just me. A little quality time with me."
Friends
"- Hey, thanks for your jacket. - Oh, no problem."
Friends
"- You can borrow it, by the way. - Heh."
Friends
"- Mon? - Mm-hmm?"
Friends
"If, uh, you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you $53?"
Friends
"You know what probably happened?"
Friends
"- Someone must have stolen my credit card. - Ah."
Friends
"Huh. That is an excellent, excellent question."
Friends
"That is excellent."
Friends
"What's with you? Who did you have lunch with?"
Friends
"- Judy. - Who?"
Friends
"- Julie. Jody? - What?"
Friends
"- You were with Julie? - Mm. Look."
Friends
"When it started, I was just trying to be nice to her..."
Friends
"And then one thing led to another..."
Friends
"...and before I knew it, we were..."
Friends
"Oh, my God."
Friends
"It didn't mean anything to me."
Friends
"- Yeah, right. Sure. - Really!"
Friends
"Look, I'm sorry, all right? I never meant for you to find out."
Friends
"Oh, please! Please! You wanted to get caught!"
Friends
"That is not true!"
Friends
"Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?"
Friends
"Okay, Monica, I just have to know one thing."
Friends
"Did you go with her to Bloomingdale's?"
Friends
"Okay. Okay."
Friends
"Okay, I just really, um... I just need to not be with you right now."
Friends
"Hi, Joanne. Is Rachel working? It's Monica."
Friends
"- Hey! Hi!"
Friends
"Oh, I tasted Ben's milk and Ross freaked out."
Friends
"I... I did not freak out."
Friends
"- Why'd you freak out? - Because it's breast milk."
Friends
"My breast milk is gross?"
Friends
"I just don't think breast milk is for adults."
Friends
"Ross, you're being silly. I've tried it. It's no big deal."
Friends
"- Come on, just taste it. - Ha-ha-ha."
Friends
"That would be no."
Friends
"- Come on. - Try it."
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"- It's natural. - It doesn't taste bad."
Friends
"- Like what? - Cantaloupe juice."
Friends
"Exactly."
Friends
"You've tasted it."
Friends
"Uh-huh."
Friends
"Oh, you've tasted it."
Friends
"You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true."
Friends
"Give me the bottle."
Friends
"Howdy."
Friends
"Give me a box ofjuice."
Friends
"Or maybe this guy's doing so good they want to put more people on it."
Friends
"This guy goes through two bottles a day now."
Friends
"You're an actor. This is your day job. Isn't supposed to mean anything."
Friends
"I know, but I was the best."
Friends
"You know? I liked being the best."
Friends
"Maybe I should get out of the game."
Friends
"They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese."
Friends
"And then where you gonna run?"
Friends
"- I guess you're right. - Damn right I'm right."
Friends
"Show this guy what you're made of. Stand your ground."
Friends
"Now, go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker."
Friends
"I don't know what to say."
Friends
"I feel terrible. I really do."
Friends
"Oh, I'm sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?"
Friends
"Say that I'm friends with her. We spend time together."
Friends
"- It's that terrible? - Yes, Monica! You don't get it."
Friends
"It's bad enough she stole the guy..."
Friends
"...who may be the person I'm supposed to be with."
Friends
"...she's actually..."
Friends
"What are you talking about?"
Friends
"Because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you."
Friends
"Honey."
Friends
"I mean, you're my..."
Friends
"And we're..."
Friends
"But, um, I love you guys too!"
Friends
"Ugh, I really needed that."
Friends
"...where you really need to hate Julie's guts."
Friends
"She's just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out."
Friends
"Morning."
Friends
"Heh. I said, morning."
Friends
"All right, everybody. I'm opening the doors."
Friends
"You boys ready?"
Friends
"You idiot! You stupid cowboy!"
Friends
"You've blinded me! I'm suing!"
Friends
"Oh, my God! Todd! What the hell did you do?"
Friends
"I'm sorry. I'm such a doofus!"
Friends
"I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry."
Friends
"My God, what happened?"
Friends
"Eh, these new kids, they never last."
Friends
"Sooner or later they all..."
Friends
"Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now?"
Friends
"Sure."
Friends
"I mean, you know, we've never really talked."
Friends
"I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us. Ha, ha, right?"
Friends
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