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Clips from Duck Dynasty (2012) - Family Funny Business (S01E01)

"- We're hurting in research and development. - Yeah."
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"- Right. - [ Calling ]"
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"She's gonna do a little “Welcome to Miss Kay's kitchen.”"
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"“Bring me some ducks.”"
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"I took this turtle as a sign that this is where the pond needs to go."
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"What you have is frog legs here. You marinate 'em for about an hour."
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"- You're just dumping buttermilk. - No amount."
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"- You've been cooking for 50 years. - You're correct."
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"to bring this much joy and happiness to some pet store ducks?"
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"Oh, it'll work. They're happy."
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"No! This is the loading dock."
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"We have a real business. We ship real orders."
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"I been up for like 40 hours. I'm down there making a stupid DVD..."
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"Everybody here is doing nothing."
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"We will stay up here all night to get the order finished."
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"We didn't get a chance to see. We were at the finish line..."
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"and you pulled up, guns a-blazin'."
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"- Five years ago? - Yeah. I said I wanted ducks at the office."
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"[Willie] The backwoods of Louisiana is now home..."
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"[Willie ] As C.E.O., I've turned my dad's one-man operation..."
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"Good old squirrel brains. [ Groans ]"
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"You ain't know where everybody's at?"
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"- [ Groans ] - Ex-Ex-Ex-"
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"[ Gunfire]"
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"- Why are you still sitting there? - Well-"
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"The life of a C.E.O., Jase."
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"- [ Loud Bang ] - Get him?"
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"I'm a frog's nightmare."
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"Git him, Willie."
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"We've got a hundred thousand-dollar order to do tomorrow..."
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"I just didn't know what kind of snake it was."
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"[ Jase ] He was acting like his life was in jeopardy."
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"I would consider that a delicacy of the highest order, Mr. Cole man."
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"all of 'em- Willie's boys, Jason boys..."
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"See, the first prerequisite for marrying a woman, in my opinion:"
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"Whoo! If I only I had some ducks to test that out on."
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"because I wanna see the response."
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"You know, that's like when the army makes weapons..."
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"I need to be up there helping those guys."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. How much buttermilk are you putting in there?"
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"- All right, I think that's good. - Here's the deal, Phil."
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"Where are the trucks gonna unload?"
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"L- It crossed my mind."
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"- [ Chuckles ] - [ Laughs ]"
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"Yeah, don't take forever. “Remember when we did that?”"
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"[Jase ] I mean, doesn't it do your heart good..."
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"When I saw those ducks come out of that cage and into the pond..."
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"Yep, I actually think it'll work, Jase."
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"You know, the woes of running a business. Work kind of piled up on him."
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"The stupid bootleg pond out there in the loading dock."
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"You wanna go find out, little brother?"
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"- My idea of happiness is killing things. - [ Shotgun Blast]"
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"Come on! Come on, baby!"
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"And manages the assembly team."
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"[Willie ] We still manage to stay true to ourselves."
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"There's like three in the bin back there."
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"My wife, Korie, she helps me run the entire business."
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"- They only move at night- - And they live in holes in the ground."
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"- That's one of them doggone- - Looks like a daggone water moccasin."
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"You know what's around here? Concrete."
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"I'll say when it's time."
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"- Pretend like you're teaching- - If y'all will be quiet for just five seconds..."
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"- The viewer does not know that. - I just showed you. Pour buttermilk on 'em."
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"I didn't think about that. Did you?"
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"- before y'all knock this little baby out. - No. We're gonna get it."
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"- Willie. - He gone."
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"- [ Imitates Gunfire] - [Shotgun Blast]"
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"- [ Horn Honking ] - [ imitates Gears Grinding ]"
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"Every duck call we make at Duck Commander is made by hand."
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"The calls are made by my brother Jase, my Uncle Si and Godwin."
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"Okay, look, John, can you come back to my office, please?"
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"Willie wants us up in the warehouse."
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"- Yeah. - Not while this is going on."
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"- Did ya get him? - I missed him."
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"He wears suits. I've never bought a suit in my life."
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"If we don't, we're gonna all have to get real jobs, and none of us will get to hunt."
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"Well, I would say, “You did well, my boy. Send me a check every month.”"
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"Calm down."
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"Well, that was worth seeing, I'll have to admit that."
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"Come on, Cole man. I'm gonna show you how to do this."
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"My task is to teach them to live off the land."
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"Yuppie girls wouldn't like it. Don't marry some yuppie girl."
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"That's what's wrong with the country. Too much concrete."
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"A true duck hunter, he needs to hear a live duck every once in a while."
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"Hey, look. I thought that was a piece of trash. That's a turtle."
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"- because you are cooking. - [ Laughing ]"
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"Three hundred degrees for about 35 minutes, ladies."
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"- You know what to do with the frog legs. - You're correct."
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"Hey, Jase. Hey, John."
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"- Whatever. - Okay."
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"Next thing you know, we're back in here."
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"They're odd, they push our buttons."
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"[ Willie ] Forty years ago, my father, Phil Robertson..."
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"There's a frog. I mean a big'n."
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"Yeah, I got him. Man, I done hit my head though."
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"[Laughs]"
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"- Is there amount? - Any amount."
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"I don't like meat from the grocery store."
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"[ Ducks Quacking ]"
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"No. We're supposed to be making Triple Threats if we have three in the bin."
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"you would be looking for a can to put a dollar in..."
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"I will have to admit, Willie, to his credit, as far as the business side..."
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"he took the whole thing way further than I ever would."
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"Little tadpoles are having nightmares about me..."
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"What we need to do is go to the loading dock where it's low."
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"[ Laughing I"
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"It's as if the loading dock was just reaching out and calling my name, saying..."
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"I figured they could pull in that patch right there."
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"Did it even work anyway?"
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"[ Duck Calls]"
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"If there's anything out there that I don't like, it is the beaver."
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"- And they live in holes in the ground. - Yep."
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"when he's thinking, “I need to kill something. I need to catch something.”"
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"[ Squelching ]"
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"You gonna be there for 50 years, and you don't even know whether she can cook or not?"
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"All right, Kay is gonna start it off."
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"because I mean, this microwave stuff, you know-"
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"♪ >J' The blood in you boilin' and sweatin" ♪"
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"- Well, that didn't take long. - All right, you got about three words out."
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"- Like sewing. - Making a pie crust is a lot like cooking..."
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