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Clips from The Simpsons - The Last of the Red Hat Mamas (S17E17)

"(SIGHS)"
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"But I'd love it if you'd all join me for tea in the parlor."
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"You're like all Easter Bunnies!"
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"Can't take a punch to the crotch!"
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"Maybe next time you'll think twice"
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"before you "volunteer to help children!""
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"Oh, hey, Marge."
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"(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)"
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"We're about to have tea."
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"Oh! Everyone, just go!"
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"That's the last refrigerator magnet calendar you get from me!"
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"We throw those out anyway."
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"You lie! Stop lying!"
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"Hey, goad-lookin'."
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"Want to snuggle with Tyrannosaurus Sex?"
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"No, I don't!"
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"I don't have many friends."
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"And when I finally start to make some, you ruin it."
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"Oh, come on, honey. You have lots of friends."
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"There's, uh, Lisa,"
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"and the stove."
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"Hmph!"
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"Oh, that poor woman. I'm gonna find her a friend."
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"(GASPS) My husband and my best friend?"
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"It's a risk I'll have to take."
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"What'cha looking for, Lisa?"
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"Summer opportunities."
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"We're going to twin camp."
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"(GASPS) Oh, my God! "Spend a summer in Rome!""
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"Rome? Founded by twins by the way."
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"Hey! Where'd she go?"
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"Oh, well. Let's talk in our secret twin language."
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"(BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH)"
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"an applicant needs outstanding grades... Check."
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"Uh-oh. Lisa, it says you have to speak fluent Italian."
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"You speak Italian?"
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"Of course I do."
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"Why would I say it if I didn't?"
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"But I am gonna have to ask you to speak a few phrases"
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"to verify your fluency. (GASPS)"
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"(WHIMPERS) Because it's terrible for me."
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"But I'll get back to you, soon."
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"Hmm. I bet she'd be a good friend for Marge. She looks defeated, too."
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"Psst! Psst!"
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"Why does every woman I try to talk to run into cans?"
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"(MAN ON RECORDING SPEAKING ITALIAN)"
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"MAN ON RECORDING: I want to rent a small boat."
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"(SPEAKING ITALIAN)"
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"(SPEAKING ITALIAN)"
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"Huh?"
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"(GASPS)"
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"(SPEAKING ITALIAN)"
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"This is what you get for asking questions!"
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"(GUNSHOTS)"
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"Arrivederci, ignorance!"
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"Marge, I did it. I found a woman to be your new friend."
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"She's waiting in the living room!"
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"(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)"
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"Hmph. I'm going out for some air!"
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"I bet you can't throw a cat over the house."
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"(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)"
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"Huh, I was wrong."
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"Sometimes"
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"(WIND WHOOSHING) WOMAN: Stop that hat!"
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"How about this wind, huh?"
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"I don't know how you keep your hair so perfect!"
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"(GASPS) The nationwide social organization"
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"for women of a certain age?"
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"Yeah. But we don't sit around watching television"
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"and eating bonbons."
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"Well, except on W-bonbon night,"
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"which is every Tuesday and Thursday."
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"We're gonna have margaritas and poke gentle fun at our husbands."
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"Would you like to join us?"
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"Would I? Now let's see."
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"Homer cut up my wedding dress to make a badminton net,"
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"He spent my last three birthdays in jail."
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"Called out his bowling hall's name during sex!"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, honey! Save it for Johnny Fiestas!"
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"What! I am so out of here!"
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"Wow, Mom! Great red dress!"
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"of the Cheery Red Tomatoes."
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"Marge? In a gang?"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"What are you gonna do? Shoot me with a frosting gun?"
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"Seriously, I would love that."
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"Oh, you guys make everything fun!"
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"(GASPS) That's my Italian tutor."
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"Oh, hey, Milhouse, I think Bart's upstairs."
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"I'm not here for Bart. I'm here to teach you Italian."
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"Oh, sure. I get it."
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"so you thought you'd come over and..."
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"(SPEAKING ITALIAN)"
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"That means, "Please stop and listen.""
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"I'm the tutor the company sent over."
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"I'm here to teach you la lingua di arte e la musica."
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"My grandmother, Nana Sofie, lives in Tuscany."
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"Nana hated English because in World War II"
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"Nana only spoke Italian to me."
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"MILHOUSE: Every time I spoke English, she hit me."
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"Ow, that hurt!"
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"(SPEAKING ITALIAN)"
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"(GROANING)"
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"That's howl learned Italian and started wetting my bed."
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"Anyway, what do you say? Can I be your insegnante?"
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"Okay. If that means "teacher.""
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"It means "masculine teacher.""
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"Bye, ladies. You can text message me anytime."
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"MARGE: Ooh!"
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"Oh, how cute."
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"(SNORING)"
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"He tried to stay up, but he just couldn't make it."
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"(DOORBELL RINGS)"
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"Buongiorno, Millhouse."
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"(GIGGLES) Thank you. I've been studying. I even made flash cards."
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"(GRUNTS) (GASPS)"
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"My efforts!"
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"Oh, Lisa. You don't learn Italian,"
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"you live Italian!"
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"But first, Hake care of some classroom business."
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