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Clips from Freaks and Geeks - Tests and Breasts (S01E01)

"- No, I'm not. - Yes, you are."
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"I'm sorry. I can't go in there and lie. I'm not going to."
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"- Fine. Don't lie. - What?"
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"No, let's go in there, and we'll tell 'em what we did."
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"You'll get a nice slap on the wrist,"
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"and I'll get, what, suspended? Expelled?"
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"What do you think, I want to be terrible at school?"
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"I wish I was as smart as you. I wish it all came easy to me."
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"You know, when I was... When I was in sixth grade,"
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"they told us when we got to junior high,"
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"track three is the dumb kids."
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"to be told you're dumb..."
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"When you're eleven years-old?"
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"You are not dumb."
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"I just wanted to prove him wrong..."
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"Just once..."
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""If a pregnant woman has sex, can the baby get... Poked?""
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"Hey. Hyenas!"
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"Can I get through one question without you guys gettin' hysterical on me?"
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"I mean, Dellage got poked in the eye."
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"I'm kidding. Kiddin', Dellage."
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"Listen. Chapter 13 in the text tomorrow for a pop quiz."
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"In my office?"
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"When I was goin' through these questions,"
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"I was a little disturbed by yours."
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"How did you know which one was mine? I thought..."
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"You're the only one with Star Trek notebook paper."
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"Where'd you find out about this..."activity"?"
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"I saw a movie."
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"OK. I see."
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"Well, you know..."
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"But in reality, those things don't usually happen."
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"All right. I'm gonna tell you the truth. Plain language."
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"Certain men... Not me..."
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"Torture over. We're done."
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"All right. Get outta here, cowboy."
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"What is it?"
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"So, there's this guy with no arms and no legs..."
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"Whatever you want."
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"When we get in there... Let me handle it. OK?"
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"Well, I'm cheesed off right now, and I don't care."
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"Hi. We're Lindsay Weir's parents."
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"Mom... Dad. What are you doing here?"
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"You've always been truthful with us, so we never should've doubted you."
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"Your father even closed the store."
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"Now, let's be patient, try and hear everyone out,"
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"Be a team. We don't actually know that anyone cheated."
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"Well, fine. Unfortunately,"
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"an anonymous note isn't sufficient proof."
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"- There is no note. - There's no note?"
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"No. I use this as a ploy sometimes to get a confession."
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"- if you're lying to them? - Let me tell you something."
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"I knew kids like Desario in Vietnam."
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"And if she says she didn't help this kid cheat, then she didn't!"
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"She tutored him, and it worked."
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"You should be paying her for doing your job."
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"Harold, it's recently come to my attention"
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"that there was no anonymous note written."
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"- There was no note? - No. It was a fraud."
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"- I apologize. - See? I told you."
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"But we're still not entirely convinced these two didn't cheat."
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"So you want to punish my daughter, but you have no proof."
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"Look, Mr. Weir, it should've never come to this."
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"I've talked to Lindsay. I know she didn't do anything."
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"Daniel, did you... Cheat on this test?"
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"Good. Then I'm satisfied."
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"You're satisfied? I'm not satisfied."
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"- Give it up, Frank. - I took off work for this?"
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"- I apologize for the inconvenience. - No, no, no. Hold on a second."
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"I have the algebra test that Daniel took."
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"and beg everyone in this room for forgiveness..."
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"But I'll quit. I will resign."
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"I'll never teach again."
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"That'd be a start."
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"Come on, Daniel. One problem..."
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"And this all goes away."
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"Just need to use the quadratic formula."
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"See? Look at him go."
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"I'm sorry if I was acting..."
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"Were you acting weird?"
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"So, I mean, if you don't..."
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"If you still don't have a scooper, I'm available."
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"And, look. Grab a brush."
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"so maybe you should come at 11:00."
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"AM? PM?"
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"12 noon."
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"What is that?"
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"Led Zeppelin is actually the name of a popular rock band."
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"What the hell's goin' on here? Are you kidding us with this crap?"
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"Lindsay, you lied to us?"
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"Do you have any idea how much money I'm losing?"
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"Look, don't blame Lindsay."
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"It's mine."
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"She was just tryin' to help me. Nobody else ever does."
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"What do you think, I want to be terrible at school?"
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"I wish I was smart, you know? I wish it all came easy to me,"
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"they told us when we got to junior high,"
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"Track one's the smart kids,"
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"How do you think it feels to be told that you're dumb"
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"in ink when you're eleven years old?"
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"I mean... where are you supposed to go from there?"
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"Look. She's as high as a kite!"
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"- I thinks it's a nervous reaction. - I don't know what's happening."
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"- You started all this. - No, I did not start all this!"
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"I asked him to do one question. He could not even do one question."
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"She's a track one girl!"
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""when profound hormonal changes occur."
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"is that gonna be funny, too?"
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""The cervix. It has a fine canal running through it"
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"Oh, uh, excuse me, Dr. Love?"
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"OK, come on, people, simmer down."
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"Hi, cindy. How are you?"
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"- I'm in charge of the ice cream booth. - Yeah, I heard about that."
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"But she thought it was my brother."
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"I should probably go apologize."
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"Hell, no. I'd rather be in jail."
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"You have to find out for yourselves."
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"Love is like homework."
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"You got to study if you want to get an "A.""
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"It's dark out, and you're a... a girl."
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