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Clips from Black Mirror - USS Callister (S04E04)

"- Two how? - Robert Daly."
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"His coding is... [LAUGHS] It's sublime."
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"Do you have a thing for him?"
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"[BEEPING]"
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"[AUTOMATED VOICE] Welcome to Callister."
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"[DALY] Thank you."
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"[CHATTERING]"
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"- Christmas Eve. Really? - Uh..."
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"[WHIRRING]"
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"What's your name, hon?"
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"ooh, distilled root blood from the Cangor quadrant."
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"Am I dreaming?"
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"- I remember dreaming. - [PACKER] Me too."
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"This is the USS Callister, Space Fleet's finest,"
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"Your name? Babe, what's your name?"
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"You're on board Robert Daly's ship."
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"Wait. So I'm still just the intern out there?"
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"Almost sort of racist."
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"[GROANS]"
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"Ooh. Did you see me? Did I look thin? Hmm?"
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"Someone needs to be straight with me right now."
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"He keeps it offline"
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"Mm. Yes, it's a bubble universe, ruled by an asshole god."
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"Drink your vodka."
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"- Because you're not actually you. - [NANETTE] What?"
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"I know it's mental, but you're a copy of you."
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"- I'm me. - [WALTON] No, not the real you."
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"From your DNA. He'll have harvested it somehow."
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"He told me he got mine from the rim of a smoothie cup."
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"He brings us in for different reasons, shit we did in the office."
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"I reset admin permissions on a test build for 14 minutes."
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"nightmare from which there is no escape."
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"I'm trying to break her in gently."
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"The quicker she gets it, the easier it'll be."
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"- He does shit to make us cooperate. - Get off."
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"[SCREAMING]"
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"Lieutenant Cole, welcome aboard."
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"Sir."
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"OK. So we're doing it this way."
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"[THUDS]"
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"[MUFFLED SOUNDS]"
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"I can keep you like this forever if I feel like it."
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"Do you submit?"
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"[GASPS, COUGHING]"
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"[NANETTE PANTS]"
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"you're more than a recommendation from Space Fleet. What do you say?"
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"He hates it when we don't use our proper titles."
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"My plasma grenade will turn you into screaming soup."
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"But it's also true that you're gonna give it to me!"
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"- Jesus. I... - Shh."
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"once you're devoured one by one by my Arachnajax!"
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"- Holy shit. Oh, my God. - [WALTON] We're all gonna die."
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"[ROARS]"
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"[NANETTE] What's happening?"
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"[ARACHNAJAX PANTS]"
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"[ARACHNAJAX GRUNTS]"
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"[LOWRY] This universe is littered with things like her,"
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"Really?"
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"[ARACHNAJAX WHIMPERS]"
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"Great plan, Captain."
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"We've fought many battles, haven't we, Captain?"
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"[MUTTERS]"
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"Today I will show you mercy."
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"- How about you kiss him, then? - [LOWRY] You get used to it."
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"- Doing tongues is not Space Fleet way. - Mm."
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"[WALTON CLEARS THROAT]"
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"- Oh. Oh. Oh. - [WALTON] Yes."
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"Stealing my pussy is a red fucking line."
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"Walton. Come on, Walton."
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"holding in his hand, that scanner thing?"
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"[NANETTE GASPS] Bingo."
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"Mr. Daly, hi."
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"Did you just send me an Infinity invite?"
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"It was really weird. It had a message attached."
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"Probably just a spambot. Firewall doesn't always get them all."
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"- Maybe upgrade your security software. - All right."
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"Could you please, please cut that shit out?"
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"That is way too early. He's only been at work a few hours."
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"[DOOR SLIDES SHUT]"
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"for the betterment of life itself."
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"No one else was involved, I swear."
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"[STUTTERING] Please."
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"[NANETTE GASPING]"
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"[DISTANT RUMBLING]"
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"Update patch."
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"[EXHALES]"
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"[NANETTE] It's there, there."
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"- So what? It's a wormhole. - [NANETTE] Unh-unh."
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"If this is another one of your plans,"
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"Yes, but what if we fly into the wormhole?"
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"If we can get real me on the phone"
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"- Like what? - My PhotoCloud account."
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"So, we can blackmail me."
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"[WALTON AND PACKER SIGH]"
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"We just have to get on with it... 'cause we don't have a chance."
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"We are gone. We are rid of his shit."
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"What is with you?"
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"See, in the early days of this ship, it was just me and Daly."
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"Daly told me what happened."
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"That's all Daly needed."
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"[WALTON] Tommy!"
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"[CAPSULE DEPRESSURIZES]"
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"The detail in this place is exceptional."
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"because even if we die in here, he can bring us back."
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"So, you see, what choice do I have?"
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"[SLURPING]"
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"- Ooh! - [SPLASHES]"
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"Oh, the water is great. [LAUGHS]"
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"Swimming is a leisure activity."
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"[LAUGHS] I... Cole."
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"- [LAUGHS] Come on. - Cole."
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"OK, gotta patch it in."
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"[SIGHS] There are thousands of images. This could take a while."
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"Ow!"
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"Because it's Christmas Eve and we've"
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"Go home."
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"[PHONE VIBRATES]"
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"Who is this? Um..."
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"or your entire gallery"
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"will be shared with your friends and your family."
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