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Clips from The Mighty Boosh - Party (S03E03)

"- We're havin' it large! - All right, don't rub it in."
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"That's right, easing out the comedown -"
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"while you're out there watching your wife parading about in a jumpsuit."
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"Hello! Idiot!"
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"I just have to find a quiet spot, tell her I'm going to bed at half nine, and carte blanche."
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"Whoo!"
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"because you're rolling with the boys?"
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"- Give her the back of your tentacle. - She's a powerful woman."
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"Come on!"
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"- Yeah, that is a tricky one. - Yep."
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"Right. What is going on down there?"
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"- Are you an explorer? - I go my own way, sir."
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"- It's 5:45. - Lester Corncrake came straight from work."
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"Hey-hey-hey!"
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"Ciao! Pow! Skiddy-biddy-bow!"
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"- How are you, Lester? - I bought you a present."
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"- Yeah! Ooh, look at this. - Yeah."
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"- Thank you. What is it? - It's a man corset."
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"Heh! Men of our advanced age and sexual decline need all the help we can get."
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"- OK. Ready to bust some moves? - Does a chicken have lips?"
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"Oh, my Lord! Did you see the Bebop Brothers?"
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"- I know. It's embarrassing. - What was that about?"
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"You gonna invite some decent people to absorb them?"
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"Don't worry, I've invited half the female population of Camden. It'll be cool."
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"- Better get on with this, then. - Catch you later. I gotta get ready."
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"This is your basic cauldron. If you haven't got one, don't worry."
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"Pop down to a Woolworths to grab yourself a metal compost bin."
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"When you are the moon, you pretty much split people down the middle."
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"Some people go, "Ah, look at the moon.""
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""He's all gentle, he has a nice white face, hanging in the sky. He's nice.""
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"And the other half go, "Ugh, he's a vanilla rapist! Get him away from my kids!""
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"Hey. Nice shoes. Straight upstairs."
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"Chrissy, up you go. Love your work!"
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"If it was all on fire in a bin. Hmph!"
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"wrap this shit up - you're having a nightmare."
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"No one's feeling it. You're not in your bedroom now."
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"- It's my party. - Oh, yeah, these people are here for you."
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"- Might even pop a couple of jokes in. - Please don't."
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"Fleetwood Mac's Tusk in its entirety."
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"Oh!"
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"- Oh, what is your beef with the Mac? - The same beef every right-thinking man has."
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"They are bullshit munchers!"
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"To keep bald men like you inside it."
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"You are so square! What do you want to lay down?"
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"I would like to play "Would I Lie To You?" By Charles and Eddie."
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"- Who's this joker? - Howard Moon. It's my party. It's my birthday."
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"Who are you? Right back at you."
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"Oh, a little announcement to the owner of a blue Mazda which is parked outside:"
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"- Hello? - My God, look at his breasts!"
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"The big 3-2. Time flies, eh?"
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"Especially when you're having fun. A few ground rules:"
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"and then it's just down there, on the right. Ha-ha!"
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"Ha-ha! Ow!"
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"with a head full of dreams and a passion for jazz-rock fusion."
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"Friends. People of Camden. You are the chosen ones."
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"- He's amazing, Who is he? - Is he Christ?"
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"I know it's the extreme-sports calendar shoot this weekend, but I just can't make it."
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"No, I'm not going to Naboo's party. I've got a headache. It's practically a migraine."
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"- I've got to go now. Bye. - Lend me a pound. I know your sister."
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"This bighead business... I actually have a relatively small head for a man of my stature."
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"I like your hat, man. Can my mate Ricky borrow it? Cos he likes it."
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"- This would not suit Ricky. - The thing about Ricky is, hats do suit him."
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"- He's got one of those faces. - That may be so,"
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"but it's forbidden for a peasant to touch a shaman's garments."
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"OK... to Oddbins."
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"- Hey! - Thanks for upstaging me, Vince."
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"Sorry. I have to make a big entrance like that so everyone feels they've had contact with me."
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"- Are the Queen Mum? Where's my present? - It's coming. I've ordered it."
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"Sure it is. It's my birthday, remember?"
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"Why do you always fixate on one girl? You gotta play the field more."
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"If I don't get some action soon, I'm going gay."
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"Anyway, that is so out of the blue, you've creeped me out."
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"- Can you sort me out with someone? - Let's play some party games."
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"- Sounds good. - Get you into the spirit. It's your birthday."
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"I'll grab some girls, yeah? You go down to Naboo's shop."
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"- All right. Hang on, that's out of bounds. - Rules are meant for breaking."
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"Sometimes rules are best bent, just to breaking point..."
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"Can you just get downstairs, please?"
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"- I am a parka person. - Bob Fossil. No way!"
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"Come on, Bollo, let me in. For old times' sake. Please?"
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"Bollo under strict instructions - no Bob Fossil."
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"- It's a key to a bike I had in the '70s. - No."
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"Um... a song?"
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"- No. - How about I talk to you like a baby?"
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"- Hi, Bollo. - No."
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"Come on, Bollo. Remember Paris?"
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"Listen, Fossil, I'll give you five seconds."
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"If you're still here, I'll pull your head of."
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"- Who? - The ladies."
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"- Yeah. How is your wife? - Well, she's good."
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"- You want me to cover for you again? - I love my wife,"
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"the only thing you can see is the Great Wall of China."
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"So when I went for an eye test the optician said, "Can you see the Great Wall of China?""
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"I said, "Yeah, but it's a bit blurry.""
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"He said, "Is it better now?""
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""What about now?""
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""Can you see it now?""
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""And if I do this?""
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""And what about... Better or worse?""
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""Is it more fuzzy?""
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""Has it come into focus?""
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""And now?""
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"We're gonna play a little game now, a little game called spin the bottle."
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"Best out of three?"
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"- What the hell's going on here? - Cool your boots. It's spin the bottle."
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"This is bad. Bad juju. This is no ordinary bottle you smashed."
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"- Where is it? - It's hiding."
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"- Where? - Inside one of you lot."
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"This demon only possesses the body of a virgin."
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"Get it out! I can feel it inside me!"
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"- Where do you think you're going? - Um... with you?"
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"Wow! I love your outfit, it's amazing. You look like an Eastern princess."
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"- Cool. - Now come here."
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"- Sorry, what did you say? - An extreme-sports calendar model."
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"- Wait. You're not the head shaman's wife? - Yes. He's upstairs."
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"- What are you doing, then? - What he's been doing to me for six months."
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"- How's it going? - Vince is great, but Howard's a jerk-of."
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"Show yourself."
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"Never mind about that, What are you doing here? Where's your "migraine"?"
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"- Who is he? - I will never tell you."
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