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Clips from The Mighty Boosh - The Strange Tale of the Crack Fox (S03E03)

"- What? - Bludgeon my face in. Kill me."
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"Destroy me. Twist my head clean of."
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"Look, I couldn't do that. These are new boots, they cost a lot of money. I'll see you around."
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"I'll just slit my own throat and bleed to death here."
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"It's nice to have met you, Mr. Kind Face."
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"All right, come in for five minutes..."
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"...for a plaster and cup of tea, but that is it."
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"You must get out before Howard comes back, cos there's no way he'll understand you."
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"I'll hurt you when we get inside."
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"And up, down... Feel it burn. Feel that bebop burn."
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"- It's nice here. - It's all right, innit."
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"- That is well rank. What's wrong with you? - It's my diet."
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"- What have you been eating? - Head & Shoulders,"
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"Big pieces of shit."
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"That's not a balanced diet. You gotta sort it out."
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"Shh!"
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"- I'll make you wear a dress. - Hmm?"
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"Look!"
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"You know Diet Coke. You can get that with cherries in it now."
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"Oh... What's happened here, Vince? Have you shit yourself?"
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"It smells like Head & Shoulders and toothpaste in here."
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"- No. Why? - Someone has. I've been cleaned out."
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"- Of what? - A pint of shaman juice."
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"He thinks they dissolve in the rain like a Berocca. What an idiot!"
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"Vince, you don't understand. This is serious."
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"Whoa! I don't wanna run this shop on my own. No way! Me and Howard are a team."
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"Vince, tell Naboo the truth. I would never do that."
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"- Hey, Naboo, is this dry-clean only? - Vince!"
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"Don't bring Vince into this. Howard, you've done bad."
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"- No. We don't need to do this. - Bollo, hold him."
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"Naboo... Naboo... Naboolio!"
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"We don't have to do this. Be reasonable here, Naboo. Vince."
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"I don't you guys anyway. I don't need this place. I've got bigger fish to fry."
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"Yeah, I'll give you a call Wednesday."
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"Naboo Randolf Roberdy Poberdy, the Enigma."
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"How did this occur, Naboo?"
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"A fox came in? What is this? Beatrix Potter?"
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"Time and again you come in front of us with these Jackanory stories."
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"a complex process which a civilian would have no way of knowing."
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"Oh, dear."
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"You pair of plum preserves!"
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"These are shamanistic secrets, passed down from generation to generation."
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"There's a lot to remember with spells -"
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"- You dinlows. - I've got a bad memory anyway."
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"You can talk. We've seen you at Glastonbury with your nose burnt out."
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"When I go, I go large, granted. But that's a once--, maybe twice-a-year deal."
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"We're not here to discuss who can handle the most drugs."
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"It means that you take half an E and you wet your little knickers."
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"I've seen you in a field, naked, with just a sock and a whistle."
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"Changez le disc."
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""I saw the black dog.""
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"When it comes to drug-taking, I think you'll find Kirk leaves us all in the dust."
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"- Kirky. - K Man."
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"Kirk!"
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"I've got a bad feeling about this."
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"Really? It's a bit late for that, Bollo."
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"♪ We've had some times, we've had some laughs"
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"♪ And now that we have reached the end"
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"♪ It's time to roll up a last one and build a wand for the land beyond"
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"Don't forget the roach."
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"♪ It's time to roll up a twelve-skin, Bollo"
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"♪ And now we are flying to a higher place"
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"♪ We are flying to a higher place"
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"Bollo, what you doing?"
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"Don't worry, Dennis. You did all you could."
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"Such nobility in the face of death."
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"- Did you get our last requests? - Oh, yes."
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"Pickled Onion Monster Munch and a Bombay Bad Boy."
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"Oh, yes."
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"Hope that's OK."
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"Do you think if I got the juice back they'd set me free?"
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"But of course. I shouldn't really do this, but perhaps there is a way, Naboo."
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"Think upon the gifts I gave you when you first became a shaman."
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"What, that radio alarm clock?"
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"No. The mental gifts that I bestowed upon you."
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"- Hey, Vince. Can I borrow a fiver? - Yeah, help yourself. Just go to the till."
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"- I've taken the lot. I'll pay you back next year. - Whatever."
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"- Do you like my cape? It comes with the job. - Wow, it's brilliant."
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"You have to prove it to me. Tell me something that only me and you know about."
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"Keep it down. This girl doesn't need to know about that."
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"Don't worry, Vince. I've frozen time. No one can hear anything,"
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"When this vessel wakes she won't remember a thing."
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"I had a Really Wild Show Annual. I was giving her a good licking."
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"I looked away momentarily, the wind blew the page over."
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"Next thing I knew I was tonguing Nutkins. Ugh!"
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"You've got to get that shaman juice back before the full moon, or I'm dead."
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"You can rely on me, Naboo. I won't let you down."
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"Oh... What was all that about?"
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"- I don't think so. - Why not?"
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"What am I gonna do? What would Howard do?"
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"Maybe I could come up with a plan."
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"Maybe I should find Howard."
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"- Hey! Could you spare some change, love? - Sorry, mate. I haven't got any."
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"To be honest I haven't even got any pockets."
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"- Aye, I do, as it happens. - Really?"
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"- That's quite a specific amount. - Well, I have specific needs."
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"- Someone could steal your identity. - All right."
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"- I know everyone who passes here. - Maybe you know him."
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"Quite jazzy. Sort of, does that a lot with his arms."
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"- No. - No?"
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"- Small eyes like a shrimp? - Ah! Old Shrimp Eyes."
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"Cool."
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"Think that's done."
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"- Thanks for your help. - No problem."
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"- Hey, Howard. Eating out of the bins again? - What do you want?"
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"- How's it going? - It's going great, thank you very much."
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"- Why are you wearing that outfit? - Because I'm a bin man."
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"Yo!"
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"They're real people, real friends. Don't toss me aside for a silver cape."
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"- I need your help and so does Naboo. - It's too late."
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"Naboo sacked me. He turned his back on me. You betrayed me for a cape."
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"Donni!"
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"Hey, you like this cape, don't you?"
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"- You can have it if you want. - Are you serious?"
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"- He's not here. Are you sure this is the place? - Yeah."
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"Plan Pony, where's the Crack Fox gone?"
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"Look beneath your feet, Vince."
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"- It stinks down here. - Yeah, you get used to it, Vince."
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"I used to work these tunnels back in the day."
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"I was a sanitation inspector before I was a bin man."
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