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Clips from Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman - Ghosts (S04E04)

It was a mistake. Wasn't me. It was that crap I bought.

"It was a mistake. Wasn't me. It was that crap I bought."

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I wanted to thank you. I've been in this strange state of limbo since my death.

"I wanted to thank you. I've been in this strange state of limbo since my death."

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- I was murdered, you know. - Oh, well, you're welcome.

"- I was murdered, you know. - Oh, well, you're welcome."

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Do I open the door or do you slither underneath?

"Do I open the door or do you slither underneath?"

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Well, how long have I been dead? There was no way of telling in there.

"Well, how long have I been dead? There was no way of telling in there."

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I never followed politics.

"I never followed politics."

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Well, who won the Super Bowl?

"Well, who won the Super Bowl?"

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Well, I didn't really watch television.

"Well, I didn't really watch television."

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Oh, no wonder somebody killed you. You were a real drag.

"Oh, no wonder somebody killed you. You were a real drag."

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I must find my killer. Avenge my death.

"I must find my killer. Avenge my death."

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So that I can pass over to the other side.

"So that I can pass over to the other side."

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- Don't you know? - Who, me?

"- Don't you know? - Who, me?"

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You must be a very powerful medium to have released me the way you did.

"You must be a very powerful medium to have released me the way you did."

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I like the sound of that.

"I like the sound of that."

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You didn't call me, Herbie.

"You didn't call me, Herbie."

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And when I phoned over here...

"And when I phoned over here..."

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I had to leave my nice, warm apartment to find out how it went tonight.

"I had to leave my nice, warm apartment to find out how it went tonight."

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I'll know in the morning how successful I was.

"I'll know in the morning how successful I was."

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Say, listen, do you notice anything different about the place?

"Say, listen, do you notice anything different about the place?"

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It's even uglier than I remembered.

"It's even uglier than I remembered."

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Look, Stink, don't pressure me.

"Look, Stink, don't pressure me."

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- Quit following me around. - What did you say?

"- Quit following me around. - What did you say?"

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I'm tired of you breathing down my neck. Be a good little hit man and go home.

"I'm tired of you breathing down my neck. Be a good little hit man and go home."

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I'll call you when I need you.

"I'll call you when I need you."

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Who the hell do you think you are?

"Who the hell do you think you are?"

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I shouldn't have done that.

"I shouldn't have done that."

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Your wish is my command.

"Your wish is my command."

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Oh, I was dreaming about pots whizzing around the kitchen.

"Oh, I was dreaming about pots whizzing around the kitchen."

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Pots don't fly by themselves, we agree on that.

"Pots don't fly by themselves, we agree on that."

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Absolutely.

"Absolutely."

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You know...

"You know..."

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...our neighbor moved out of her house because she thought it was haunted.

"...our neighbor moved out of her house because she thought it was haunted."

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So I'm primed to see something horrific, which I do.

"So I'm primed to see something horrific, which I do."

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She was frightened out of her house and immediately sold.

"She was frightened out of her house and immediately sold."

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And now, strange, spooky stuff starts showing up here.

"And now, strange, spooky stuff starts showing up here."

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It worked on Mrs. Emory.

"It worked on Mrs. Emory."

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Well, I guess it's a relief...

"Well, I guess it's a relief..."

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...to feel like we're up against a real, live, flesh-and-blood adversary.

"...to feel like we're up against a real, live, flesh-and-blood adversary."

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See, I told you there was a rational explanation.

"See, I told you there was a rational explanation."

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- Right. - I mean, I'm a pro, right?

"- Right. - I mean, I'm a pro, right?"

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Of course.

"Of course."

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My job is to observe.

"My job is to observe."

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And rationally.

"And rationally."

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Oh, my God.

"Oh, my God."

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- You didn't see that? - See what?

"- You didn't see that? - See what?"

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- What are you doing? - I'm gonna look into the wall.

"- What are you doing? - I'm gonna look into the wall."

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Well, I don't think x-raying's gonna do any good.

"Well, I don't think x-raying's gonna do any good."

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- What do you mean? - I don't think you can X-ray a...

"- What do you mean? - I don't think you can X-ray a..."

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- A what? - A ghost, Clark.

"- A what? - A ghost, Clark."

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You better get thicker skin if you're gonna be in real estate.

"You better get thicker skin if you're gonna be in real estate."

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Why do I have to terrify them? They seem like such a nice couple.

"Why do I have to terrify them? They seem like such a nice couple."

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- I want them out of the brownstone. - Why?

"- I want them out of the brownstone. - Why?"

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Since when do you ask questions? I'm the master, you're the servant.

"Since when do you ask questions? I'm the master, you're the servant."

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- Remember? - I'd like to think of us as partners.

"- Remember? - I'd like to think of us as partners."

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Absolutely. Since you're dead, you can be the silent partner.

"Absolutely. Since you're dead, you can be the silent partner."

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And you will spend eternity squeezed between 5 inches of moldy plaster.

"And you will spend eternity squeezed between 5 inches of moldy plaster."

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- Lois? Are you okay? - Oh, sure.

"- Lois? Are you okay? - Oh, sure."

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- What is all this? - A little morning sunshine I whipped up.

"- What is all this? - A little morning sunshine I whipped up."

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Sorry about last night. Things look a lot less spooky in daylight.

"Sorry about last night. Things look a lot less spooky in daylight."

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Well, it all looks delicious.

"Well, it all looks delicious."

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It tastes great, honey. Wonderful.

"It tastes great, honey. Wonderful."

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All that yucky stuff that happened...

"All that yucky stuff that happened..."

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...it could take a long time, ages...

"...it could take a long time, ages..."

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...to find out who's at the bottom of trying to drive us out.

"...to find out who's at the bottom of trying to drive us out."

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We do have an interested buyer. It's not like we've put down roots here.

"We do have an interested buyer. It's not like we've put down roots here."

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What say we just sell, avoid the aggravation and get a good night's sleep.

"What say we just sell, avoid the aggravation and get a good night's sleep."

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I can be intimidated if I want. And I want.

"I can be intimidated if I want. And I want."

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- I've already signed the escrow papers. - What escrow papers?

"- I've already signed the escrow papers. - What escrow papers?"

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That person interested in buying our house?

"That person interested in buying our house?"

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- You already signed papers? - If this marriage is going to work...

"- You already signed papers? - If this marriage is going to work..."

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...we're going to have to divide the chores.

"...we're going to have to divide the chores."

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So you take out the garbage, I'll sign the papers.

"So you take out the garbage, I'll sign the papers."

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I don't know what's going on here...

"I don't know what's going on here..."

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...but we need to talk... - Listen, four-eyes...

"...but we need to talk... - Listen, four-eyes..."

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...don't get up from that table again until you finish your breakfast.

"...don't get up from that table again until you finish your breakfast."

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If you wanna love me, ditto.

"If you wanna love me, ditto."

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Clark. Don't you dare sign.

"Clark. Don't you dare sign."

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Don't listen to me. I'm not me.

"Don't listen to me. I'm not me."

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Witch! Intruder!

"Witch! Intruder!"

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Wacko! Cow!

"Wacko! Cow!"

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Get out! You get out! I was me first!

"Get out! You get out! I was me first!"

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Now do you believe me?

"Now do you believe me?"

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Relax. I told you, I'm fine.

"Relax. I told you, I'm fine."

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Are you sure? What I mean is...

"Are you sure? What I mean is..."

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Know what it feels like having the person you love turn into a snarling monster?

"Know what it feels like having the person you love turn into a snarling monster?"

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She was snarling. I was speaking loudly for emphasis.

"She was snarling. I was speaking loudly for emphasis."

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I'm glad you were there.

"I'm glad you were there."

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What was it like?

"What was it like?"

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I mean, how did it feel to have someone...

"I mean, how did it feel to have someone..."

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...occupy your body?

"...occupy your body?"

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- It's strange. - I can only imagine.

"- It's strange. - I can only imagine."

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No, I mean, it's strange.

"No, I mean, it's strange."

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I still feel remnants of her feelings in me.

"I still feel remnants of her feelings in me."

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I feel her pain.

"I feel her pain."

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Here? In the house?

"Here? In the house?"

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Gee, that ought to send property value soaring.

"Gee, that ought to send property value soaring."

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Speaking of which, would a ghost have a big interest in real estate?

"Speaking of which, would a ghost have a big interest in real estate?"

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Because the last time I looked, dead people couldn't own property.

"Because the last time I looked, dead people couldn't own property."

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Maybe she's being guided by a more earthly force.

"Maybe she's being guided by a more earthly force."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Did you learn anything else about her?

"Did you learn anything else about her?"

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She never thought she was pretty.

"She never thought she was pretty."

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What? What is it?

"What? What is it?"

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She was murdered.

"She was murdered."

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Oh, you're about the worst ghost I've ever met.

"Oh, you're about the worst ghost I've ever met."

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But, no. Once again, you come back empty-handed.

"But, no. Once again, you come back empty-handed."

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Casper could do a better job.

"Casper could do a better job."

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Stop yelling at me.

"Stop yelling at me."

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You sound just like my husband.

"You sound just like my husband."

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All he ever did was yell at me. Make fun of me. Tease me.

"All he ever did was yell at me. Make fun of me. Tease me."

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Laugh at me. Get it?

"Laugh at me. Get it?"

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I'm sorry. I was so wrong to raise my voice.

"I'm sorry. I was so wrong to raise my voice."

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So, what did they call you when you resembled the living?

"So, what did they call you when you resembled the living?"

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My friends used to call me Katie.

"My friends used to call me Katie."

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...the reason I got so carried away is because...

"...the reason I got so carried away is because..."

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...I wanna turn that brownstone into a home for widows and orphans.

"...I wanna turn that brownstone into a home for widows and orphans."

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- That's why I want that brownstone. - I understand. You're forgiven.

"- That's why I want that brownstone. - I understand. You're forgiven."

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Bless you. Now, think you could take one more shot at clearing out the place?

"Bless you. Now, think you could take one more shot at clearing out the place?"

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Those orphans aren't getting any younger.

"Those orphans aren't getting any younger."

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Frightening didn't work. I even tried possessing her.

"Frightening didn't work. I even tried possessing her."

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