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Clips from NewsRadio - Presence (S02E02)

"A DBX console! This is outrageous!"
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"A DBX console is worth $2 million."
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"Really? Mm."
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"Sir, regardless of the value of the console,"
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"another human being in a poker game."
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"You certainly cannot!"
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"I'm afraid in this case I can."
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"Wait a minute. You carry your contract around?"
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""in case of sale, merger, corporate restructuring,"
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"liquidation, bankruptcy, and/or Act of God.""
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""Jimmy James will hereafter"
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"Sir, can I see you in my office?"
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"Yeah."
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"Lisa, I can handle this."
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"Right."
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"Mr. James."
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"but betting a human being"
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"is just wrong."
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"We come from two different worlds, Lisa."
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"And what the hell am I doing sitting here?"
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"Absolutely not."
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"No. She's right. I'll go."
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"Yeah, yeah. I walked away"
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"with more than a few pots in college."
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"What's the biggest pot you ever won?"
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"Let's just say it was tidy sum."
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"$20 in nickels..."
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"That's a quarter keg in college terms."
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"Dave, can you tell me the odds"
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"of getting five of a kind in the same suit?"
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"504.8."
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"Wow! Is it right?"
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"There's also the issue of the poker face."
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"You've got to be pretty cool under pressure in there."
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"Oh, that's right, that's right. Poker face."
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"Uh, Lisa..."
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"how are you and Dave doing now?"
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"Very well. Thank you for asking."
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"Dave, is that so?"
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"You don't know the half-- Hey, hey!"
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"Beth, is there any coffee?"
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"Bill, I think you're overreacting."
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"No, I'm not. I know when I'm not wanted."
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"Then why haven't you ever left before?"
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"Here. This stapler is yours."
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"I stole it two years ago"
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"and scratched your name off it."
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"I apologize."
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"Bill, you're not really leaving, are you?"
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"Yes, I am. And while I'm settling things up, Beth,"
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"that in a simpler world"
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"I think I could've loved you."
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"But ours is not a simple world."
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"Here you go."
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"I know I ask you this every day, but this time I mean it."
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"I'm just doing a little unloading."
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"It's good for the soul."
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"Matthew!"
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"What's--"
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"What is it, Bill?"
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"It is."
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"It is. I'm sure you can remember something I've done"
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"Well, the time you told the whole office I had lice,"
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"that wasn't very nice."
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"Feel free to go through my desk later"
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"Thank you."
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"Hey, you. Yeah, you."
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"I know you probably think"
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"but in all actuality,"
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"and noxious cologne have annoyed me"
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"I don't work here."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"Okay, so you know the opponents..."
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"Check."
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"You know the odds..."
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"And you know the stakes. Check."
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"Now, how do you play poker?"
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"Because... Because..."
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"Me neither. Do you know why--"
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"Guys, you have exactly nine minutes"
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"to teach me everything I need to know about poker."
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"The ancient art of poker, or poquere,"
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"dates back to the medieval days"
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"when mighty druids roamed the earth."
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"Sir, I suggest we jump ahead a few centuries."
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"Oh, yeah. That's a good idea."
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"In the future, poker-- or "space poker" as perhaps it will be called--"
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"Maybe not quite that far, sir."
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"Okay. You know, I'm a little rattled."
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"Is there any coffee?"
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"No."
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"Would you please tell me the rules?"
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"All right. The hands in poker are as follows,"
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"in ascending order-- high card, pair, two pair,"
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"Wait a minute, wait a minute. Flush beats a straight?"
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"Oh."
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"Full house, four of a kind--"
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"Suits matter?"
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"No. We usually dress pretty casual."
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"All right. You'll be dealt five cards face down."
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"Check them out. They're marked."
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"Say, are you serious?"
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"If they're marked, they're pretty damn good."
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"Let me see."
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"Okay, all right, what card am I holding up right now?"
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"was such a good poker player."
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"I painted the numbers on the back of them"
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"Just some low-level radioactive solution."
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"It gives cancer to rats. You're not a rat, right?"
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"I was always intimidated by your talent."
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"Your bizarre behavior often frightened me."
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"You, I've already dealt with."
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"Bill!"
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"Sure you don't want to just cheat?"
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"All right, well, here. Take this."
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"That's Boba Fett."
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"Intergalactic bounty hunter"
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"featured in Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi."
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"Yeah. How do you know that?"
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"What's up, man? Check these out."
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