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Clips from American Dad! - The One That Got Away (S04E04)

"- Yeah, hello. - H-Hello. This is Sydney Huffman."
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"- No problem. I'll just need the password. - Uh, p-password?"
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"Come on. The password you chose? In case you want to call off the hit?"
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"I need to know some of Sydney's favorite words."
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"You're Sydney? What do you think I am, stupid?"
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"Yes, you're the dumbest person I've ever met. And I'm Sydney."
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"- Sydney, where'd you go? - It's a disguise."
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"Oh, I get it."
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"I know. All I want in this life..."
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"[Roger's Voice] That's when I came up with a brilliant scheme."
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"- Dentyne Ice? - [Gasps] Who treats me nice!"
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"[Roger's Voice] I knew if I could win her confidence, I'd be able to get that key."
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"Then it'd be, "Hello, gloves. Good-bye, not gloves.""
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"And suddenly, I had another brilliant scheme."
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"Something in me split. And the part of me that cared aboutJudy was born:"
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"And thanks to your wonderful salesgirl here, I'll take them."
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"From that moment on, you had a life of your own."
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"You just need to call off the hit."
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"[Sydney] The password is "password one.""
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"Sorry, Syd. You're a good egg, and that cramps my style."
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"Beat it. Sydney's gone. And this guy only looks out for numero uno."
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"and he's a Fig Newton of someone's imagination. [Crying]"
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"[Sighs] Want to... go get dinner?"
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"And I have no genitals."
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"Bye. Have a beautiful time."
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"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"[Moaning Drunkenly]"
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"What-What- What's-What's going on?"
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"Roger, we have to talk. This family has a problem."
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"No, Roger, this is about you."
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"The last two months, your selfish behavior has gotten out of control."
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"- Stan, tell him. - Well, for starters..."
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"you constantly raid the fridge and drink all my Five Alive."
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"You take our clothes without asking..."
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"but there's always the spring cotillion."
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"I'll tell you what I think. I think you hide behind all these disguises..."
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"so you don't have to face the fact that the real you is an inconsiderate jerk!"
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"Yeah, it doesn't matter how you treat people..."
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"or AT&T operator Sholanda Dikes."
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"Speaking of which, that credit for my Friends & Family plan..."
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"That credit was generated after your last statement. It'll show up on your next bill."
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"Oh, okay. Thank you."
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"Enough! You have been treating us like doormats for months and we're sick and tired of it!"
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"I hear ya loud and clear. And I guess all I can say is..."
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"- [Hayley] He's getting away! - [Steve] Stop him!"
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"[Gasps] My tequila! That worm had a name!"
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"Now if you will excuse me, I am late for my daughter's arranged wedding."
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"She will learn to love him."
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"Oh. An old game I found under the couch when we moved it."
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"- Simon? Is that Simon? - What's Simon?"
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"[Beeping]"
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"Wait. You haven't seen the yellow light yet."
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"- [Low Beep] - There's a yellow light."
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"- I'm a woman. - I don't wanna fight. Just run the card, dude."
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"- It says it's declined. - Impossible!"
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"Your mannish fingers just hit the wrong buttons."
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"- [Beeps] - Declined."
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"That's strange. Well, I guess I'll just go put these things in my house!"
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"[Snoring]"
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"Sir, your card was declined because you exceeded your credit limit."
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"- I see a diamond ring for $5,000. - What?"
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"That's right. It was purchased by a cosigner on your account."
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"- Sydney Huffman. - Cosigner? I never authorized a cosigner!"
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"Sir, I can't have you lying on the floor and making phone calls."
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"Roger, I'm afraid you may be right. I think the family hates me."
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"But you can still salvage my love by finding my other glove."
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"- What do you mean? - I'm gonna get even with that scumbag..."
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"Time to dish out a little street justice."
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"Starring Charles Bronson. He had a mustache."
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"Anyway, I found out where this Sydney guys works, where he lives, even his phone number."
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"- [Speed Dialing] - Voice mail."
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"Sydney, this is Roger Smith. You screwed with the wrong guy."
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"Now, did you find my glove?"
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"Of course you work at a Bible company, Sydney."
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"think of these changes."
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"[Machines Humming]"
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"Oh, looky. Sydney's address book."
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"And who's this? Judy Panowitz. The " i" dotted with a heart."
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"Guess I'll have to pay her a visit."
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"Please, God, let their mannequins have nipples, but not heads."
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"- Honey, I'm home. - [Simon Beeping]"
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"- [Gasps] You're playing Simon! - [Low Beep]"
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"Ah, Stan, you made me mess up!"
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"- See, I told you guys it was addictive. - [Beeping]"
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"Oh, okay, this is a good seat to watch from too."
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"As part of the family. Beloved."
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"Uh, Stan, you missed a belt loop back here."
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"[Laughs]"
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"Three days and nearly every piece of Sydney's life is in shambles."
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"- [Beeps] - Ooh, I have a voice mail."
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"Stop ruining my life, please! Just leave me alone!"
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"- May I help you? - Yes. I'm looking for a Judy Panowitz."
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"What a coincidence. I'm a Judy Panowitz."
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"- Do you know Sydney Huffman? - I sure do."
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"He's my boyfriend. Only I hope soon he's gonna be more than just that."
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"Yeah. Well, I have a little news about him."
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"[Judy Sobbing]"
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"your possessions!"
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"[Simon Beeping]"
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"Good news. I found some games that are for more than four players."
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"Wait. Have you not moved since I left?"
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"Damn you, Hasbro!"
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"Using the credit card that started it all to help me end it all."
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"Now somebody has a pair."
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"And somebody has nothing!"
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"## [Big Band]"
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"- [Bell Rings On Radio] - [Male Chorus] #Rennsylvania 6-5000 #"
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"[Music Stops]"
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"Peaches and cream! Why do I always wake up feeling hungover?"
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"When I pop the big " Q' this Saturday..."
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"you better say "yes," or I'll kiss you till you do."
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"No, I would have remembered getting a sloppily written thank-you note."
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"Oh, boysenberry pancakes! Somebody left me a message last night."
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"- [Beeps] - Sydney, this is Roger Smith. You screwed with the wrong guy."
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"- Prepare to have your life destroyed! - [Beeps]"
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"That gentleman has the wrong Sydney."
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"## [Whistling " Pennsylvania 6-5000"]"
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"Your garden is looking great, Sydney!"
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"No, sir, Mr. Stashwyk. There will never be anotherJohnny."
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"## [Whistling " Pennsylvania 6-5000"]"
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