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Clips from South Park - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig (S01E01)

"We're ready to see your science project."
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"I guess you get an F."
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"Boys, Mr. Garrison, fellow students, for our science-fair project..."
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"...Bill Fossey and I spawned a creature genetically superior to man."
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"Isn't that an amazing coincidence? What are the odds of that?"
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"You boys get first prize."
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"Do you come at the gene splicing of DNA from personal experience?"
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"You have to take the special-ed bus!"
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"Children, our friend Mr. Hat is going to tell us all about genetic engineering."
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"Can you make an elephant smaller?"
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"Who said that?"
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"This must be it."
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"Would you shut up? Nobody gives a rat's ass!"
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"Oh, my God! They cloned a foot!"
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"- How do we do that? - Do what I do, get them good and drunk."
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"You need to set the mood. Let me show you boys what I'm talking about."
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"...the little boy replied simply, "Me Stan...""
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"Wrong! We've already got our human clone under way."
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"Back to the studio."
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"You mean this one? He's my new pet elephant."
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""Hey, missy, why don't you go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!""
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"- Ready to go? - Go where?"
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"We're splicing Fluffy and my elephant together."
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"Shut up, Cartman!"
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"You don't! Leave Fluffy out of this!"
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"...while you smoke crack in your bedroom..."
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"- Sick! - Fluffy!"
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"There's no Jews in San Francisco, retard!"
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"Mr. Hat, isn't it beautiful?"
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"Mom and Dad are home. It's a disaster! You gotta help."
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"- Yes. - Oh, dear."
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"Which song?"
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"Maybe I can help you add a few asses to that swine."
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"- How you doing? - Bad."
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"Haven't you ever heard that song by Loverboy?"
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"Well, yes, I suppose you could."
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"Of course they won't splice, children."
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"Why bad?"
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"I couldn't help notice that black eye. Are there problems at home?"
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"You could splice elephant genes with a dog or cat or potbellied pig genes."
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"A pig and an elephant's genes won't splice."
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"Can I talk to you for a minute?"
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"I won't let them hurt you."
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""Why don't you stop dressing me like a mailman and making me dance for you..."
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"- Yeah, she's just a girl. - Lf a girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be:"
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"Why don't you go to San Francisco with the other Jews?"
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"Combine my elephant with a potbellied pig and make potbellied elephants."
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"Kyle, no!"
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"What would you know? You never get higher than a D!"
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"- Smart like elephants, small like pigs. - Cool!"
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"- It's just a pig. - Quit being a baby."
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"You're not using Fluffy's blood! I'll kick you in the nuts!"
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"This whole idea is stupid!"
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"- I don't get my ass kicked by a girl! - At least I'm not a pig-f* * * er!"
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"- I want a potbellied elephant. - I'll pay $50."
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"We won't hurt her. We need blood."
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"I'm taking my pig. Screw you guys! I'm going home!"
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"- We can use Cartman's pig. - Leave Fluffy out of this!"
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"That's stupid."
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"- Genetic-engineering ranch? Sweet! - We need a pig."
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"Shut up! We can genetical engineer anything."
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"You could use this for your science-fair projects next month."
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"You might visit the genetic-engineering ranch outside of town for help."
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"Like German people."
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"I bet I could clone a human being before you cross an elephant and a pig."
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"Genetic engineering lets us correct God's horrible mistakes."
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"- I'll bet you can't! - Watch me!"
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"Well, spank my ass and call me Charlie. Two A+ students in a cloning war."
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