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Clips from The Simpsons - Boy Scoutz 'n the Hood (S05E05)

"[ Both Yelling, Whooping ]"
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"[ Sucking ]"
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"What's it like, Bart? Bart? Bart?"
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"" Springfield, Springfield It's a helluva town ""
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"Mmm! Free goo."
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"[ Gulping ] I don't know where you magic pixies came from..."
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"- My head. - [ Tsking ]"
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"[ Groans ] I don't remember anything."
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"Really? Not even this?"
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"[ Screams ] Oh, no!"
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"- [ Whimpers ] - The few, the proud, the geeky."
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"Not again? [ Belches ]"
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"I wandered into a Junior Camper recruitment center, but what's done is done."
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"I know you think theJunior Campers are square and ''uncool''..."
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"like sing-alongs and flag ceremonies."
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"Marge, don't discourage the boy."
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"Weaseling out of things is important to learn."
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"You're lucky. You only joined theJunior Campers."
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"I'm going to shave you bald, young man..."
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"- Keep away! - Keep away!"
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"- Keep away! Nyah-nyah-nya-nya-nyah! - Keep away!"
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"- Keep away! - Keep away!"
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"[ Spiritless ] Oh, no. Woe is me."
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"- Guess what, class? - Time for a surprise quiz? - [ All Gasp ]"
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"That's not what I was gonna say, but it's a good idea."
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"Ha! Take out a sheet of paper. Books under your desks."
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"Um, Mrs. Krabappel, I'd like to stay..."
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"but this uniform carries certain responsibilities."
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"- Ha-ha! - Enjoy your test."
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"- [ Moans ] - Well, it's Bart Simpson. Come on in."
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"Help yourself, but stay above the equator."
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"Now,just breathe into him every three seconds."
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"Make sure you form a tight seal around his mouth."
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"[ Coughing, Gagging ]"
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"Well, sir,just apply a smidgen of peanut butter to an ordinary pine cone..."
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"and you've got yourself a makeshift bird feeder, sir."
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"- Okay. Everybody take out your Junior Campers pocketknives. - Hmm?"
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"- Oh, cool. A ''spork.'' - Don't hurt me!"
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"Ooh. Sorry, Bart. That's a Neddy no-no."
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"Aw, who needs a cruddy knife anyway?"
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"You call that a knife?"
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"- [ Grunts ] - [ Sighing ] Oh."
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"if only you would help me remove this ribbon."
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"Now let's all share the goodness."
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"- Share this. - [ Groans ]"
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"This man's appendix is about to burst."
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"- [ Crowd Gasps ] - Stand back! [ Grunts ]"
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"- Thank the knife. - [ Crowd Cheering ]"
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"Oh. Seems like everywhere I look..."
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"people are enjoying knives."
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"''Don't do what Donny Don't does.''"
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"[ Sighs ] They could've made this clearer."
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"Well! If it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol..."
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"boning up on his nerd lessons."
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"Homer, you should be more supportive."
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"" Egghead likes his booky-wook ""
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"- Homer.! -Just tucking him in."
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"You've attained the rank of Pussy Willow."
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"Okay, kids. Now I'm gonna teach ya how to trap wild animals."
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"- But this should only be used in a life-or-death situation. - Hmm."
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"Ooh! Floor pie."
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"- [ Yelps ] - [ Thuds ] Bart.!"
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"" The Itchy and Scratchy Show ""
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"" [ Strumming ]"
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"- [ Thundering ] - [ Laughing ]"
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"The guys who wrote this show don't know squat."
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"Itchy should've tied Scratchy's tongue with a taut-line hitch, not a sheet bend."
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"Howdilly-hey, Camper Bart! Ready for today's meeting?"
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"- You know-dilly know it, Neddy. - Okilly-dokilly."
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"[ Thinking ] Oh, no. Me bring Homer on a rafting trip?"
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"Duh, I'm the captain. My son is Bart."
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"- What an oaf. - How embarrassing."
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"But my older brother would like--"
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"Sorry, but I'm afraid Ernest Borgnine has already been confirmed."
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"[ Laughing ] Hiya!"
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"as Sergeant FatsoJudson in From Here to Eternity."
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"and build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs?"
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"[ Growls ] Stupid poetic justice!"
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"Heh-heh! You don't have a son."
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"Look. Homer won't wanna go. So just ask him, and he'll say no."
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"Bart, I'd be delighted to go on your trip with you."
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"Arr. I don't know what I'm doin'."
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"Okeydokey. Everybody find a partner. Two dads to a raft."
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"Well, Homer, looks like we're boat buddies, huh?"
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"[ Campers Chattering, Yelling ]"
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"they call 'em rapids and not ''slowpids,'' huh?"
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"But lucky for you, somebody here is responsible."
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"So many Krusty Burger locations."
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"[ Drooling ]"
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"Uh-oh! No time. Matthew, Mark, Luke and John!"
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"- [ Grunting ] - [ All Screaming ]"
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"In a situation like this, you just relax..."
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"- "[ Bubblegum ] - " [ Singing To Bubblegum ]"
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"- " [ Stops ] - " [ Slurring, Stops ]"
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"Now I have to face stupid reality again."
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"- Give me some water to wash 'em. - Again?"
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"Homer, we have to ration the water carefully. It's our only hope."
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"Oh, pardon me, Mr. Let's Ration Everything."
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"What do you think we're floatin' on?"
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"- [ All ] Homer! No! - What does it matter?"
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"We're doomed."
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"We're saved! Seagulls always stay near land."
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"Your old man was right, not Flanders."
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"We are doomed. In your face, Flanders!"
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"Well, at least Ned is trying. What are you doing to help?"
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"Well, since you're all such a big bunch of big ration babies..."
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"I'll just be in charge of the rationing."
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"Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!"
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"- [ All Shouting, Indistinct ] - [ Homer] Let go of my hand!"
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"D'oh! [ Grunts ]"
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"[ Bawling ]"
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"Why couldn't I be on one of the smart rafts?"
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"I bet they're having the time of their life."
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"[ Chortling ]"
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"I keep telling you, lady. Your husband and son have to be missing for a week..."
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"I'd like to help sooner. I would, but we're very, very busy down here."
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