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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Buffy vs. Dracula (S05E05)

"- No, go ahead. - No, I insist."
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"I haven't been training"
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"and I haven't really needed to come to you for help."
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"He understood my power better than I do."
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"But I'm scared."
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"I know it's gonna be hard."
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"Sorry."
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"I'm exhausted just looking at those two. All the splashing and jumping and running."
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"I think we've just put our finger on why we're the sidekicks."
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"- Where's my burger? - Yeah, man, I'm starving. Cow me."
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"It's comforting to know that I lack the culinary finesse of a caveman."
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"This thing weighs."
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"Nice. Good job."
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"There you go. All set."
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"Thank you, Willow. Obstinate bloody machine simply refused to work for me."
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"Just call me the Computer Whisperer."
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"Let's get scanning. I wanna see this puppy go."
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"- Start with those. - Start? Where is finish?"
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"It's essential we begin to archive the library. Most of these texts have no duplicates."
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"Well, you don't have to, Willow. I mean, you're welcome to leave if..."
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"No. It's fine."
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"I draw the line at making giant rubber-band balls."
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"- It might go better if you left the house. - Willow..."
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"just because I'm afraid somebody'll know I know, you know?"
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"- Did that mean yes? - Yeah."
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"You're what?"
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"I don't say that in a self-pitying way. I'm quite proud, actually."
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"But what about the rest of us? We still need to be watched."
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"Personally, I can't get through a day without a little hairy eyeball."
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"And we'll stay in touch. You can always call me whenever you like."
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"When are you gonna tell Buffy?"
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"You know, I would but I kinda have to get out on patrol."
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"Right. Of course."
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"That was no hunt. That was just another day on the job."
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"We're not going to fight."
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"- Do you know what a slayer is? - Do you?"
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"Who are you?"
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"Get out."
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"Xand, what if somebody had a secret"
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"No, this isn't about me and Tara."
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"Not that I wouldn't be all ears if you wanted to tell me a secret."
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"Sorry, this is of the non-naughty variety. And I'm not telling you."
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"Sure. So if I was gonna tell you, which I'm not going to..."
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"So let me get this straight. You're "Dracula"."
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"- I am. - This isn't just some fan-boy thing?"
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"Cos I've fought a lot of pimply overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat."
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"You've heard of me?"
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"Naturally. You're known throughout the world."
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"No. Really?"
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"Yeah, I prefer the term "slayer". "Killer" just sounds so..."
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"OK, that's cheating."
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"Hey, Buff, what's up?"
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"Fine. I was gonna give you a sip of my double-mint mocha..."
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"Hi."
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"Nice. Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy."
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"I have no interest in you. Leave us."
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"And where'd you get that accent? Sesame Street?"
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"- Mah-ha-ha-ha-ha! - Xander."
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"Sorry, man. I was just jokin' around."
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"Buffy's all "Look out!" And then frigging Dracula's standing right behind us."
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"I couldn't believe it the first 20 times you told us, but it's starting to sink in now."
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"I was just blown away."
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"I guess. Just the way he said it, you know? I mean, he made it sound so..."
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"- I wonder if he knows Frankenstein. - You thought Dracula was sexy?"
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"No. He was yuck."
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"Right. Except for the whole tall, dark and handsome thing, yucko."
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"You know, from a whole evil-thing perspective."
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""No big whoop"? What about when he turned himself into a bat? That was awesome."
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"Didn't you guys think that?"
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"Actually, I was more thinking "Bat!""
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"There's a great deal of myth about Dracula."
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"I imagine the trick to defeating him lies in separating the fact from the fiction."
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"That we would have never."
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"So we should take things slow with Dracula. He said we would meet again,"
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"but I want to wait until we do some homework."
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"He may have a bunch of swell party tricks, but he's still just a vampire."
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"- Let's load up with stakes and go after him. - Second."
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"So we hold off. No killing until we know what we're dealing with."
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"Cross my heart."
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"All right. Willow, you and Tara find out everything you can"
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"We may not be as fast, but we'll find him."
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"You guys'll reconvene here in the morning?"
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"- What's your plan? - Big sleep."
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"My Count encounter wiped me out."
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"I'm kinda wired. Maybe I should just let you get your rest."
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"You sure? I mean, maybe if you just lie down with me..."
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"Nothing you are about to say will lead to rest."
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"I guess you're right. I'll see you in the morning?"
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"I doubt he'd remember me. I was just a silly young thing."
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"Like 700 or so. But he did say that this guy I cursed was doomed for ever,"
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"which was really sweet, don't you think?"
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"Adorable."
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"You should just mention my name if you see him again."
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"No. Just because you're panting over the guy."
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"Come on, Puffy Shirt. Pucker on up..."
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"You will be my emissary. My eyes and ears in daylight."
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"- Your emissary? - Serve me well, you will be rewarded."
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"Blood? Yes."
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"Brilliant. What an exit."
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"I'd put that down, unless you're bucking for one hell of a headache."
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"Dracula?"
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"But then he got famous. He forgot all about his foes."
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"His story gets out and suddenly everybody knows how to kill us. The mirror bit?"
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"Nothing but showy gypsy stuff. What's it to you, anyway?"
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"Drac's in Sunnydale?"
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"I guess the old boy needed closure after all."
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"The Count has to have his luxury estate and his bug-eaters and his special dirt, don't he?"
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"I'm saying you should go home to your superhoney."
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"Have a nice, safe snog."
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"You've helped Buffy before, so she has a problem with killing you now you're helpless."
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"I don't."
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"Not before he gets to her."
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"You are magnificent."
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"I bet you say that before you bite all the girls."
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"No, you are different."
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"Kindred? Hardly, I..."
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"This isn't how I usually fight."
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"I have searched the world over for you."
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"his bite,"
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"you remember."
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