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Clips from BoJack Horseman (2014) - Comedy (S01E01)

"Wow, everything in this store is made"
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"Oh, great, for ten grand, I can sleep like a hobo."
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"made out of Confederate bayonets?"
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"It says they're stained with authentic Yankee blood."
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"O-M-M-F-C-S-D-V-R-Q-Q-P-Q-F-G!"
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"- I know. - Ugh."
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"and into your shitty lives."
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"It's Sarah Lynn and Andrew Garfield."
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"- And what's your name, darling? - I... mm..."
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"I'll just make it out to "Evelyn.""
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"- Um, hi. Sarah Lynn, hi. - BoJack? Hey."
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"Andrew, this is BoJack, my TV dad."
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"Oh, hello, I'm Andrew Garfield."
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"It's a really big deal."
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"When we started dating, you were the biggest star"
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"in the world, but your last few albums tanked,"
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"Because you know I'll bleed for you."
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"- Oh, dear. - Whoa-oh-oh. Um..."
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"Darling, please, I wanted to do this in a public place"
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"You think I won't make a scene, you limey bastard?"
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"Then you really don't know me at all. Hey, everyone!"
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"Who wants to see me take a dump on that sofa?"
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"And then she took a dump on a sofa"
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"made out of a reclaimed propeller."
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"Where's Sarah Lynn now?"
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"I checked her into Promises. 28 days, she'll be good as new."
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"How did it feel to check the girl you raised on television into rehab?"
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"It was tough. I would have liked to reconnect with her."
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"At least we got to bond a little on the drive to Malibu."
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"I can see my organs."
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"Beautiful day for a drive, though, huh?"
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"can catch up some more when she gets out of rehab."
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"People don't usually want to hang out with me after rehab."
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"I'm really more of a before-rehab friend."
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"Look, BoJack, I appreciate what you were trying to do,"
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"but I don't need rehab. Look, good as new, huh?"
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"It's dexitriathylphenolbarbatol."
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"- I got it from a doctor. - Your doctor or just a doctor?"
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"I don't know, some doctor, okay?"
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"I met him at Adam Levine's Halloween party."
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"- I think he said his name was Dr. Who. - Yeah, I don't think that was..."
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"Ohh, God damn."
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"Ugh! What are you, the paramedic who restarted"
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"Okay, so before we put to bed the whole"
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"- you going to rehab thing... - BoJack, all my life,"
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"No one has ever said "no" to me, ever, so is it cool"
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"if instead of confronting my problems head on,"
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"I just hide out here for a little bit?"
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"You just need a strong, responsible adult to say:"
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"This is gonna be fun. Hey, everyone,"
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"- I do! I do! - Uh, what's going on in here?"
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"Morning, sleepy-pooh, you want pancakes?"
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"to Sarah Lynn. Early bird gets the worm."
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"Wha... "Early turd gets the sperm," nice one, Sarah Lynn."
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"Help yourself to some cold wheat bran, sport."
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"Thanks for letting me crash here, BoJack."
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"You have a guest room?"
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"Why have I been sleeping on the couch for five years?"
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"You'll get the guest room when you've earned the guest room."
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"These pancakes are so good."
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"- Andrew Garfield loves lasagna? - I don't want to talk about him!"
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"BoJack, can you drive me to the mall today?"
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"I really want to go shopping, but I'm not allowed to drive"
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"Uh, that somebody was you, right?"
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"cop that pulled me over after Adam Levine's Halloween party?"
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"when things got pretty out of control."
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"Oh, that's too much, man!"
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"with a bayonet and shat on a floor model?"
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"Hey, I'm not the crazy one."
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"Andrew's the one who flies off the handle"
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"Andrew Garfield hates Mondays and loves lasagna?"
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"- She said drop it, Todd! - Whatever,"
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"I don't want to go to the stupid mall."
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"I'll just tell my friends to come here."
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"Muffin, I've got to work on my book today,"
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"and I can't have a bunch of folks over making a lot of noise."
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"Oh, I see. I'm a burden to you."
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"No, no, no, no, no. Sweetheart. Sweetheart."
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"I'm no longer cute, so I have nothing to offer this world."
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"Honey, of course your friends are always welcome here."
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"Cool. Bye."
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"- Can I invite a frien... - No."
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"That girl is a PR hurricane that you don't need right now."
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"She has nowhere else to turn. She broke up with her boyfriend."
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"She stabbed herself and closed the wound with duct tape."
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"- She fired her agent. - Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Back it up, horsey."
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"Laura, hold my calls, cancel everything!"
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"Uh, hello? Still there?"
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"Careful. Careful. Careful."
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"Great party, Sarah Lynn."
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"Hi, what it is, banana bread?"
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"Oh, whoa, whoa. Who says I'm looking for a new client?"
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"Slow your roll, Speed Racer."
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"We're just two single ladies having a no-presh rap sesh."
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"I'm not one of those agents who can't turn it off."
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"Vanessa Gecko is actually Andrew's agent, and she's really great."
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"Is she? I've heard that."
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"I didn't realize you were so into house music."
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"this volume was prescribed by Dr. Who"
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"Oh, I don't really think about her all that much."
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"which both satirized and celebrated youth culture's"
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"if it's even possible for women to reclaim their sexuality"
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"in this deeply entrenched patriarchal society,"
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"or if claiming to do so is just a lie we tell ourselves"
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"- Uh, what? - But you know,"
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"often dismiss her as a mere puppet of the industry..."
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"- in these discussions herself... - Obviously."
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"... and infantilization, which is itself a product"
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"- of the deeply misogynistic... - So deep."
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"... society we live in. But like I said,"
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"I don't really think about her all that much."
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"Okay, well, that is very interesting,"
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"but I was more asking,"
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"Oh, right. Well, what was your relationship like"
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"with her when you were working on the show?"
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"It was very good, very professional."
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"Mommy didn't do what Mommy did to that Star Search"
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"producer so that you could be an architect."
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"- Aw. - All right,"
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