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Clips from Friends (1994) - The One With the Birth Mother (S10E10)

"I could develop a condition in which I talk and talk, and no one hears a word."
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"But just think, okay? What if everything goes right?"
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"Oh, my God. She's gonna pick us!"
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"I'm gonna be a mommy and you're gonna be a daddy!"
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"All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna go get me a baby!"
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"Oh, screw it. I'm gonna be a daddy!"
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"Hey, who's Phoebe with?"
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"[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"No. Don't you get any ideas."
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"I'm not setting you up with any more of my friends."
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"- Why? Why? - Because you'll date her once..."
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"...sleep with her, then forget she exists."
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"Oh! Name one friend of yours I did that with."
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"- Mandy. - Mandy, huh? Uh..."
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"Really hot blond, big boobs?"
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"Do you think I'm someone else?"
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"Okay, look, I may not have treated your friends well in the past."
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"Yeah, believe it or not, it's true."
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"I mean, when Joey and I were together..."
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"...he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature."
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"...he didn't sleep with anybody else."
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"- Fine, I'll give you her number. JOEY: Okay. Thank you."
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"And I promise you I will not forget this one."
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"- Hey. RACHEL: Hi."
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"Well, it's... It's a little low. Pick it up a little."
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"A little bit more."
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"There you go."
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"Come on! This looks good."
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"Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that NATO guy is..."
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"I can see why. Nice shirt. Ha, ha."
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"You're wearing the same shirt."
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"Stupid Gap on every corner!"
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"[MONICA SIGHS]"
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"- Are you okay? - Yeah, it's just weird, you know?"
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"It's like, uh, "Hi, I'm Chandler. May I have the human growing inside you?""
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"Well, obviously."
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"- Hi. - Hi. It is so, so nice to meet you."
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"CHANDLER: Okay. - So it's Monica and Chandler?"
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"I only know you as "File CRW33815-D.""
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"That's what our friends call us."
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"Gosh, you know, you're just such an amazing couple. It's..."
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"...kind of intimidating."
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"Are you kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you're a doctor."
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"Oh, my friend Sarah had a great time last night."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah, so you gonna call this one back?"
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"We were getting along, having a really nice time."
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"I was thinking she was really cool."
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"That's why you won't go out with her again?"
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"So she took some fries. Big deal."
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"Hey, look, it's not about a few fries."
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"Well, I'm sorry."
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"I can't believe I set you up with such a monster!"
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"...she can order whatever she wants. The more the better, all right?"
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"Just don't order a garden salad and then eat my food!"
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"- Listen to this. - What?"
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"Joey and my friend are out last night, having dinner, and she reaches over..."
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"...and takes a few of his fries... - Oh, no!"
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"Oh, yeah, yeah. No, Joey doesn't share food."
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"I mean, just last week we were having breakfast..."
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"Well, I still think that is a stupid reason not to call someone again."
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"I like that."
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"A sharing buffer. Yeah."
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"Maybe... Maybe an individual pizza, huh?"
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"Wow, this place is awesome."
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"This stuff is ridiculous."
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"Rach, come on, I'm not gonna wear any of this. Nothing silver."
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"- Wha...? - Okay, nothing with hair."
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"- And nothing with padlocks on it! - Aw."
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"Ross, look. Look, I know that some of this stuff is out there."
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"Wow, this is really soft."
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"Three hundred and fifty dollars?"
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"Down from 700. You're saving like 200 bucks."
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"Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today."
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"Hey, check this out. It's totally you."
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"Huh."
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"Wow. Actually, this looks pretty good."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"- What? They will be! - All right."
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"There's other stuff here. There's some nice shirts, these nice pants."
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"- Really? - Yes."
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"I know what looks sexy on guys."
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"Just wear what I suggest, and she is gonna go nuts for you."
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"So you're saying, uh..."
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"Why do men keep talking to me like this?"
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"...but I thought, "Who better than a minister to raise a child?""
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"Reverend, can I ask? Does the Bible say anything about adoption?"
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"- Wow. - Yeah, wow."
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"I was wondering... You both have such serious jobs."
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"Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?"
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"Oh, no, my flock? My flock is good."
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"It's a good flock. Flock, flock, flock."
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"But being a doctor, that must take up a lot of time."
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"Not for me it doesn't."
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"We're great. I think I may have asked all my questions."
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"Yeah, actually. So you read a file that you liked..."
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"...and then you gave the agency the serial number and they contacted us?"
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"Well, then if there's nothing else, then the two of us should talk."
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"- I don't think we have to. - We don't?"
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"Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty sure I wanted you..."
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"Oh, my God, this is great."
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"This is so great. Did you hear that?"
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"Yeah, but I'm not sure about some of the bras I got."
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"Oh, okay."
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"And one of mine is missing."
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"So, what do you think?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, Rachel picked it out for me."
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"She told me to trust her, and you know what? I'm glad I did."
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"You're just jealous because you couldn't pull this off."
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"See? All eyes on me!"
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"- We are not signing those papers. - Why not?"
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"You have gotta stop."
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"If you think about it, I'm kind of like a reverend."
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"I mean, as a chef, I serve God by feeding the hungry and poor."
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"Your veal chop is 34.95."
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"Come on, I just... I think we've been given an opportunity."
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"The mistake's already made. They're writing up the papers now."
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"...but no one will ever love that baby more than us."
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"- I know. - I mean, who knows..."
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"...how long it's gonna take for someone else to give us a baby?"
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