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Clips from Family Guy - Lois Comes Out of Her Shell (S11E11)

"Just yesterday, somebody gave Peter a "hotbutt.""
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"♪ La, la, la, la, la, regular life ♪"
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"♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, l... ♪"
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"And then somebody replaced Meg's sleeping pills"
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"with Alka-Seltzer."
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"(belching)"
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"Well, I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation"
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"for those things."
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"Whoa, that was close."
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"Yeah, how'd that thing fall over?"
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"Okay, who replaced my glasses with forks?"
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"I mean, they're real good for seeing forks"
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"but not much else."
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"LOIS: Peter, can you come down to the laundry room?"
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"If she washed my belt again,"
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"I am gonna hit her with my dry, withered belt."
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"What is it, Lois?"
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"I was watching..."
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"Whoa, Lois, what the hell are you doing?"
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"Do me, Peter, do me right here in the basement."
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"Y-You mean this room we're in or your bum?"
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"No, this room, Peter, right here on the carpet."
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"Oh, so you mean the front."
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"Just get over here and kiss me."
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"Let's have sex on all the clean, folded laundry."
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"Wow, Lois, I got to say, I like this new you."
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"I like it a lot."
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"Oh, Peter!"
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"Oh, Peter, yes! Yeah."
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"Oh, I'm on fire. Yeah."
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"Take me, you filthy bastard. Yeah, oh."
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"Destroy me and this laundry. Oh, yeah."
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"Yeah, here, put Meg's bra in your mouth."
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"Oh, my God, that's so disturbing."
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"I know, gross."
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"Yeah, and my hearing's a lot better,"
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"so I hear, like, suction and stuff."
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"(screams)"
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"Sheldon. What are you doing?"
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"Well, long as I'm up, I might as well go spit in Lois's mouth."
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"Sheldon?"
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"(gasps)"
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"Come on, Stewie."
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"He's just a little turtle."
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"He can't hurt you."
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"(screams)"
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"Get out!"
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"(squawking)"
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"(dance music playing)"
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"Isn't this epic, Peter?"
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"That DJ has got some mad skills."
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"Come on."
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"Get up and dance with me, Peter."
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"This place is sick."
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"Hells yeah!"
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"It is the only rooftop pool in Providence."
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"No offense, but this place is awesome."
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"I-I-- Where was I supposed to be offended"
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"Can we, can we leave, Lois?"
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"Actually, we are leaving."
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"What, you mean now?"
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"Peter, you sound like an old fart."
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"I thought you liked having a hot, young wife."
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"Look, Peter, you do what you want to do,"
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"My life isn't over. It's just beginning."
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"So if you don't want to run with the wild horses,"
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"then go back to the barn and go to bed."
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"Stupid place still doesn't have my dry cleaning."
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"That's not a dry cleaners. It's a dance club."
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"It is?"
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"Well, that explains a lot."
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"(phone ringing)"
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"Oh, this is my jam!"
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"Jeez, Peter, you look terrible."
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"I know. Lois has been wearing me out."
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"I just can't keep up with her."
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"I don't know what she's trying to prove, Brian,"
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"but I can't take it anymore."
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"She's doing this because of you."
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"For God's sake, you called her a plow horse."
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"(over TV): Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker."
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"The city of Quahog has been stricken"
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"with a case of Bieber Fever tonight,"
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"as teen idol and fake black guy Justin Bieber"
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"is in town for a sold-out show at the Quahog Civic Center."
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"We now go live"
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"to Asian correspondent Tricia Takanawa with more."
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"(girls screaming) Tom, I'm standing here"
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"at the Quahog Civic Center,"
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"awash in a pool of prepubescent sexual moisture."
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"Woo-hoo! We love you, Justin!"
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"Oh, my God! What the hell?"
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"She's at a Justin Bieber concert?"
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"Ugh, Justin Bieber's so yesterday."
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"I'm all about Quentin Vashay now."
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"Exactly."
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"No, Chris."
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"I'm gonna go get our old mom back."
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"If I'm the one who made her feel this way,"
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"then I'm the one who's got to fix it."
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"Brian, keys!"
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"Chris, beer!"
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"Meg, ugly!"
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"Mm-hmm. Yes."
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"Yes, I see."
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"would like a quote from you about my dancing abilities."
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"Rupert?"
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"Where'd you go?"
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"Magnolia Cupcakes?"
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"(screams)"
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"Rupert! Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, my God, no!"
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"If he did this to you, I swear I'll kill him!"
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"And what's that box from Bloomingdale's doing here?"
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"I, uh, I-I don't know who this is."
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"(women screaming)"
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"Oh, my God, he is so adorable."
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"I know, he's perfect."
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"He's like a boy and a girl."
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"I know!"
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