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Clips from The Simpsons - How Lisa Got Her Marge Back (S27E27)

"Man, even a backwoods, no account, inbred,"
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"I could also use the fishing line to get some dinner."
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"Well, we sure got him good."
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"Duh, what a moron, duh."
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"Duh..."
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"It's Thursday night, and that can only mean,"
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"the Jacksonville Jag-u-ars and Tampa Bay "Bucs""
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"vie for Florida bragging rights."
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"♪ Not British Football ♪"
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"♪ But American Football ♪"
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"♪ Touchdown. ♪"
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"If these U.K. clichés are any indication,"
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"we are in for one gobsmacking match."
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"To see or not to see. That is no question."
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"there are going to be so many more."
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"What you've got to remember is-- oh, my God,"
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"Yes! Play stands!"
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"Here comes the airplane!"
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"Zhoop!"
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"Eh, don't worry, Marge, I'll make my own."
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"Meh."
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"Mom, I've been working on a new solo jazz piece."
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"Oh, I'd love to stay and listen, but I'm late for work."
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"Hey, I am too young to be over the hill."
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"Hey, Ralph, how about a napkin?"
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"Do I look stupid?"
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"Mmm! Wall licorice."
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"Aah!"
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"Marge, nothing says "I'm sorry" better than flowers."
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"Except for fundamental behavioral change,"
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"Of course I would."
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"I've already heard Lisa's song once."
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"I really can't stand jazz."
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"Sounds great, honey."
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"I never realized we have so much in common."
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"And scat-singing."
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"She-bee-bee-dee-dee-diddly-bop- dee-do I give a darn?"
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"Mom, you were only pretending to like it this morning"
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"when I played My Funny Valentine."
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"So busy juggling three children,"
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"you don't even notice when one is hanging by a thread,"
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"a thread you just cut forever!"
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"You do not take that tone with another family member."
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"You tell 'em, butterbean."
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"Hmph!"
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"Hmm..."
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"Marjorie."
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"You know that's out of disrespect."
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"Dis-respect?"
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"Is that a word? Yes."
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"And there's this guy at work that calls me Hoss."
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"What's that all about?"
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"Pearls?"
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"Predilection for kidney stones."
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"What if Lisa doesn't want to be friends with me anymore?"
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"it's my job. Good night, sweetie."
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"It has boobs, but they're elf boobs."
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"Is that cool?"
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"What the...?"
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"Lisa, our weekend in Capital City will make us friends again."
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"Honey, I want you to bring it."
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"Sure, should I grab some Kenny G CDs too?"
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"Oh, I-I get it, they're popular, so you don't like them."
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"Just please get your sax."
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"Airport shuttle?"
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"Yes, I'm going on a trip with a special little girl."
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"Oh, it's not the baby."
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"Great, now I've got both daughters mad at me."
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""Take me to terminal four," they say."
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"Arguing with everyone today, aren't you?"
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"Hey!"
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"Boy, we each have to do our part, and I'm gonna make dinner."
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"And I'm gonna start with..."
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"Ice cream!"
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"Don't make me jog."
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"You got me."
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"What do I do with you?"
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"I'm back!"
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"Hi, folks, and welcome to the Capital City Dream Tour."
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"Let's wave to that to that ordinary hot dog vendor."
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"Wow, he's anything but ordinary."
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"You know, I wouldn't be surprised"
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"if he turned up one of Capital City's Broadway-caliber shows."
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"There's got to be something here"
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"that'll calm down little yellow pill."
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"♪ Let's make it plain ♪"
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"I always like when a black guy teams up with a white guy."
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"That's the show for Lisa."
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"that they won't keep exploiting till it's worthless?"
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"Mom, I'm really not into jewelry right now."
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"You're not wearing your pearls."
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"Um, the clasp wasn't working."
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"I can fix it."
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"There are some things that can't be fixed."
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"how much this has hurt me."
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"Jazz is my thing, and you said you loved my thing,"
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"but you lied."
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"And when she yells at you like that..."
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"as their mother is crying?"
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"I'm just glad I'm not in a salad."
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"Oh Grand Papa, es muy glamouroso."
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"Why didn't I get in the quinceañera game years ago?"
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"Uh, excuse me, sir,"
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"I have three sisters turning 15."
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"Can you hold baby Maggie here,"
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"Oh, a cute little rugrat like that? You betcha."
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"Oh! Why did I say that?"
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"Oh, every time I get a great job, I drop a baby."
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"Hmm..."
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"♪ A ragtag bunch of misfits ♪"
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"♪ And a no-goodnik rub-a-dub ♪"
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"♪ And at love? ♪"
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"Hm."
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"♪ But I've got a crush on Amanda, so ♪"
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"Tie, Corey, tie."
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"♪ Show stopper ♪"
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"Lisa, you're gonna have to admit it,"
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"well, a mom."
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"You quit complaining, and pretend you like it."
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"What's all this nonsense?"
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