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Clips from Family Guy - Forget-Me-Not (S10E10)

"'Cause l'm your owner and I said so."
Family Guy
"- But I don't want to. - All right, then, you asked for it!"
Family Guy
"- What, what is that? - I found it in my night table."
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"I thought it was a dog whistle, but now l'm thinking it's something"
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"(GUN COCKS)"
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"Man, I wonder if l'm one of those secret assassins"
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"who doesn't even know it, but l'm a highly trained killing machine."
Family Guy
"Well, I could test that by attacking you."
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"maybe that means you're a secret assassin."
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"(KNOCK AT DOOR)"
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"Hey, knock, knock, anybody home?"
Family Guy
"Um, okay."
Family Guy
"Hey, I know we're the only people on Earth and all,"
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"but what's with all these Mexicans coming here to steal our jobs?"
Family Guy
"Hey, what are you doin' down there? Come on, sit up on the couch with me."
Family Guy
"Mr. Quagmire says dogs aren't allowed on the furniture."
Family Guy
"I don't care about that stuff."
Family Guy
"Besides, you look like you got a clean bum."
Family Guy
"It is pretty clean. ljust cleaned it."
Family Guy
"Ha. Bums are funny."
Family Guy
"(CHUCKLES) They are kinda funny. We all got one."
Family Guy
"We all got one! I was just gonna say that!"
Family Guy
"Isn't that weird? Everybody's got a bum!"
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"(BOTH CHUCKLE)"
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"Mine's even got a secret compartment in it where you can store stuff."
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"You know, you ever think if we could all just"
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"spend more time celebrating our similarities"
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"the universe would be a much better place?"
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"Not really. But that bum thing,"
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"you're on to something there."
Family Guy
"You're some kind of deep thinker, aren't you?"
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"your pie might be about ready."
Family Guy
"Hey, we're gonna share that pie, buddy,"
Family Guy
"'cause, you know, there's no "I" in pie."
Family Guy
"Except for the But enough about numbers. You go."
Family Guy
"- So, we ready to do this? - You guys."
Family Guy
"I'm not sure that Peter's the guy we think he is."
Family Guy
"He seems harmless and actually kinda nice."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God. You slept with him!"
Family Guy
"What? No, no. We were just watching TV."
Family Guy
"But listen, you gotta believe me, he's not capable of hurting anyone."
Family Guy
"Clearly he's controlling your mind with his superior alien brain."
Family Guy
"PETER: Ah, don't let 'em get you down, Paul Blart."
Family Guy
"Your life has dignity."
Family Guy
"(LAUGHING) And comedy! Oh, heavens!"
Family Guy
"Look, there's pretty solid evidence that this guy is responsible"
Family Guy
"for the elimination of the entire human race,"
Family Guy
"and we need to take him out."
Family Guy
"Okay, okay, you're right."
Family Guy
"But he trusts me, so you guys wait here, and l'll go lure him out."
Family Guy
"I have a lot of dirty stuff in my house."
Family Guy
"Wait, what the hell's he doing?"
Family Guy
"He's supposed to be luring Peter out here."
Family Guy
"He's not doing anything like that. He's warning him!"
Family Guy
"They think l'm an alien?"
Family Guy
"Yes, and you have to get out of here right away!"
Family Guy
"But you're Quagmire's dog."
Family Guy
"Why would you be helping me instead of him?"
Family Guy
"Because. (STUTTERS)"
Family Guy
"I don't know why. I can't explain it."
Family Guy
"I feel like you're my friend."
Family Guy
"- You wouldn't understand. - No, I think I kinda do."
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"Come on, buddy. Let's go!"
Family Guy
"Guys, he didn't do it, I swear."
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"Get out of the way, dog."
Family Guy
"(SCREAMS) Please! I didn't do anything!"
Family Guy
"When you've been a stripper as long as I have,"
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"you know when you've met a bad egg."
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"And you're a bad egg."
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"No! You bastards!"
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"(CRYING)"
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"(SCREAMS)"
Family Guy
"What the hell?"
Family Guy
"What's going on?"
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"- Stewie? - Well, Brian, you proved me wrong."
Family Guy
"What the hell are you talking about? What... What is all this?"
Family Guy
"You see, Brian, I conducted a little experiment."
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"Remember our little argument"
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"about whether you and Peter were actually friends?"
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"Well, I wanted to prove to you that I was right,"
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"that your friendship was purely a result of circumstance."
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"So I created a scenario in which everyone's memories were erased,"
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"to demonstrate that you and Peter"
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"would never naturally associate with one another."
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"But I was wrong."
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"So, we really were meant to be friends."
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"I guess you were, yes."
Family Guy
"So, are they gonna remember any of this?"
Family Guy
"No, l'll wipe out their whole day. lt'll be like it never happened."
Family Guy
"Wow. Hey, what's going on over there?"
Family Guy
"MEG: (SCREAMING) Stop it! BONNIE: Let go!"
Family Guy
"They've only been in there for three minutes."
Family Guy
"Haven't even tried to figure out each other's names yet."
Family Guy
"Sir, can I use you to demonstrate?"
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"Now, you's gonna wanna latch the front to the back like so."
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"(ALL SCREAMING)"
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"Peter is responsible for killing everyone on Earth."
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"and leave three survivors for a piece of pie right now."
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"instead of just standing on our differences,"
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"(BEEPING)"
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"I wanted to see how three women would react in the same situation."
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"at a Danish cookie company."
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"But how could a guy like that cause all this destruction?"
Family Guy
"Hey, maybe my name is on this collar."
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"(WOMAN WAILING)"
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"If you repel my attack,"
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"- You're Peter Griffin! - Yeah, I am."
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"I knew it! I knew we were pals!"
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"- Hey, you want a pretzel? - I'm okay."
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"Is violence in movies and sex an TV"
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"That's not a car. What is that?"
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"All the things that make us"
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"I don't... I don't think l'm a secret assassin."
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"Good idea."
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