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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - The War Against Pornography (S03E03)

"With, like, hitherto unclassified marine life, man"
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"So the whole scene's wide open for a scientific exploration."
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"One can see the immense amount of preparation involved."
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"Have there been many difficulties"
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"But when the top-brass pigs came through"
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"Commodore betty grable, who's a real sub-aqua head"
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"Thank you."
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"Lieutenant commander dorothy lamour."
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"Pieces of eight."
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"Dorothy, you're in charge of the security and liaison"
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"For this operation."
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"Right on."
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"You've kept this all very hush-hush so far, shipmate."
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"Yeah, it's been really heavy, man"
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"With all these freaks from the fascist press"
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"Trying to blow the whole scene."
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"There's no doubt about it"
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"This expedition does have"
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"For a start, why do the senior personnel all bear the names"
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"Of hollywood film stars of the '40s"
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"And female ones at that?"
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"Shiver me timbers, 'tis the black spot"
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"And secondly, I be not afraid of thee, blind pew!"
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"Why do they talk this rather strange, stilted"
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"Underground jargon?"
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"Belay the main brace, squire trelawney, this be my ship now!"
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"Ah! a tranquilizing dart fired"
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"They've done filled me full of chlorpromazine! damn!"
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"I'm sorry about my colleague's rather unconventional behavior."
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"The navy's out of sight!"
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"Come together with the r.n."
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"Can you dig it, man?"
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"Hello... I'm sorry about my colleague's"
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"Rather unconventional behavior just now"
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"But things haven't been too easy for him recently--"
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"Three bottles of rum with his weetabix, and so forth."
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"Anyway... apparently, the girl wasn't even..."
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"Anyway, the activity you see behind me..."
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"It's the mother I feel sorry for."
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"I'll start again."
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"The activity you see behind me is part of the preparations"
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"For the new naval expedition to lake pahoe."
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"The man in charge of this expedition is"
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"Sir john, hello, there."
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"Hello... well, first of all"
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"I'd like to apologize"
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"For the behavior of certain of my colleagues"
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"You may have seen earlier"
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"But they are from broken homes"
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"Of the new, modern, improved british navy."
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"And may I take this opportunity"
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"Absolutely none."
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"And when I say none"
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"That if they wake up in the morning"
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"And find any tooth marks at all"
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"Anywhere on their bodies"
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"They're to tell me immediately"
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"So that I can immediately take every measure"
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"To hush the whole thing up."
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"And finally, necrophilia is right out."
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"Now, this expedition is primarily"
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"This expedition is primarily"
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"Uh... 22a, runcorn avenue."
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"Yes, that's right, 22a."
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"Runcorn avenue?"
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"Do you know it?"
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"Uh, you mean it's in an ordinary street?"
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"It is not an ordinary street--"
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"It's got a lake in it!"
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"Yes, but i..."
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"Look, how many streets do you know"
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"That have got lakes in them?"
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"I mean, is it very large?"
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"Of course it's not large."
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"You couldn't get a large lake in runcorn avenue!"
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"You'd have to knock down the tobacconist's!"
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"Jenkins..."
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"No!"
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"I'm now standing in runcorn avenue."
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"Uh, well let's see, that's 18..."
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"That's 20, so this must be the one."
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"Um, excuse me, um..."
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"But it's an ordinary house."
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"Look, I'm getting pretty irritated"
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"But it doesn't even look like a lake."
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"Look, your whole approach since this interview started"
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"Has been to mock the navy."
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"When I think that for the likes of you"
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"I had both my legs blown off..."
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"But you haven't had both your legs blown off!"
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"I was talking metaphorically, you fool."
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"Jenkins..."
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"Put that down."
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"Right, is the equipment ready?"
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"Diving equipment all ready, man."
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"Right... now, quite simply"
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"And then we come to the shores of the lake."
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"Now, I'm going to press the bell"
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"Just to see if there's anyone in."
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"Hello?"
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"Good morning, I'm looking for a lake pahoe."
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"There's a mr. padgett."
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"No, no, a lake."
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"There's no lake here, mate."
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"Camera? what's he want?"
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"Ooh, are we on the telly?"
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"He's looking for a lake."
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"Lake pahoe."
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"Oh, you want downstairs, 22a, the basement."
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"Ah! thank you very much, good morning."
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"Come on, men, downstairs."
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"Uh, were you successful, sir john?"
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"In the basement?"
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"Pieces of eight!"
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"Ugh!"
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"Hello?"
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"Oh, I think it's someone about the damp."
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"Hello."
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"Tell them"
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"About the bleeding rats, too."
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