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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - The War Against Pornography (S03E03)

"Well, let's take a look at it, mr. gumby."
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"No, no, no..."
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"My brain in my head."
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"Oh!"
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"It'll have to come out."
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"Out... of my head?"
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"Nurse!"
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"Nurse!"
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"Nurse!"
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"Nurse!"
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"Nurse, take mr. gumby to a... brain surgeon."
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"Yes, doctor."
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"Where's the lancet?"
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"My brain hurts, too."
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"Gloves..."
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"Glasses..."
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"Moustache..."
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"Handkerchief..."
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"I'm going to operate!"
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"Operate, operate..."
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"Get bits of brain!"
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"Get bits of brain!"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh!"
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"We forgot the anesthetic!"
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"Anesthetic!"
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"Anesthetic!"
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"Anesthetic!"
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"Anesthetic!"
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"I've come to anesthetize you!"
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"Good evening."
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"Tonight I'd like to talk to you about... oh, uh..."
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"One moment."
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"Ah, oh, wait, this is still not quite right."
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"No, no, sorry, no, not right."
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"Now, tonight I want to look at the meaning of life..."
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"Oh! ow! oh! oh!"
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"No, no, no..."
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"No, no, please!"
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"This'll do nicely."
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"Good evening."
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"Tonight I'd like to talk to you"
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"About the meaning of life"
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"In the context of..."
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"The 9:00 news, which was to have followed"
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"has been canceled tonight"
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"of the all-essex badminton championship."
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"Your commentator as usual is edna o'brien."
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"Hullo, fans."
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"down there in essex this afternoon."
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"Hmm."
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"George?"
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"Yes, gladys?"
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"There's a man here with a moustache."
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"What's he want, then?"
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"Mollusks?!"
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"Yes!"
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"Mollusks!"
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"Gastropods, lamellibranchs, cephalopods!"
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"Oh, mollusks."
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"I thought you said "bacon.""
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"What's he charge, then?"
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"It's free."
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"Oh! where does he want us to sit?"
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"Good evening."
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"Tonight, mollusks."
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"The mollusk is a soft-bodied, unsegmented invertebrate animal"
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"It is exceeded in number of species"
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"Only by the arthropods, viz..."
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"Not very interesting, is it?"
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"What?"
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"I was talking to him."
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"Oh."
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"Anyway, the typical mollusk, viz a snail..."
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"Consists of a prominent muscular portion--"
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"The head-foot-- a visceral mass and a shell"
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"Which is secreted by the free edge of the mantle."
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"Dreadful, isn't it?"
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"What?"
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"I was talking to him!"
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"Oh... well, anyway..."
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"In some mollusks, however, viz, slugs"
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"The shell is absent or rudimentary."
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"Switch him off."
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"Whereas in others, viz cephalopods"
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"And forms tentacles, viz the squid."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Switching you off."
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"Don't you like it?"
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"Oh, it's dreadful."
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"Embarrassing."
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"Yes, it's perfectly awful."
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"Disgraceful!"
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"I don't know how they got the nerve to put it on."
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"It's so boring."
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"Well, it's not much of a subject, is it?"
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"Be fair."
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"Give him another 20 seconds."
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"All right."
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"Are included in three large groups:"
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"The gastropods, the lamellibranchs"
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"And the cephalopods."
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"We know that!"
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"However, what is more interesting"
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"Is the, uh... mollusk's, uh..."
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"Sex life."
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"Oh!"
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"Whose primitive brain scarcely strays"
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"Disgusting!"
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"The randiest of the gastropods"
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"Is the limpet."
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"This hot-blooded little beast"
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"With its tentlike shell is always on the job."
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"Its extramarital activities"
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"Are something startling."
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"Frankly, I don't know how the female limpet"
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"Finds the time to adhere to the rock face."
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"How am I doing?"
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"Disgusting."
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"But more interesting."
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