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Clips from South Park - Sexual Harassment Panda (S03E03)

"Thank you, Sexual Harassment Panda!"
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"Don't-Sue-People Panda."
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"Yeah, well, whatever. So, let's not sue anyone again."
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"Okay, come on, guys, let's go get some ice cream!"
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"- Hooray! - Hooray!"
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"Pandas love ice cream!"
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"I'm throwing the case out. Case dismissed!"
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"Hey! We don't take kindly to cases being dismissed around here."
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"Goddamn it, Skeeter, shut the hell up."
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"I'm Don't-Sue-People Panda with an important message for you!"
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"but just remember, that money has to come from somewhere"
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"and usually it ends up hurting a lot of innocent people!"
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"So, until next time, don't let frivolous sexual harassment lawsuits"
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"ruin our schools! Goodbye now!"
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"I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time"
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"I'm heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind"
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"We have something very important to discuss."
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"pulls on another little panda's underwear,"
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"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy"
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"- If said panda... - Dude, get me out of here."
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"You have sexually harassed me for the last time!"
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"unless that panda was said panda aforementioned panda."
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"Like he was undressing me with his eyes."
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"All right, this seems pretty open and shut."
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"that 50% of Stan Marsh's belongings are to be handed over"
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"is the public schools. Perhaps we should sue them next."
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"Answer the question."
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"Oh, so you admit that harassment goes on?"
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"There you have it! Straight from the horse's mouth!"
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"Sort of, yeah."
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"After a boy in my class tried to put his tongue in my mouth,"
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"Just look at all these beautiful girls!"
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"Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?"
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"I'm a sad panda."
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"Oh, I see. Okay. Right."
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"Chef, how can we stop all these sexual assment lawsuits?"
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"Have you ever heard of a retreat called the Island of Misfit Mascots?"
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"Well, yes."
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"Just look at how big this house is, Kyle. Just look at it."
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"We don't take kindly to your types around here!"
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"Kids, there was a panda bear in here."
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"by this crime and must be compensated."
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"Now, you boys know not to stare directly into the sun, right?"
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"says Oinky the Run-Around-with-Scissors Pig!"
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"I thought you weren't supposed to run around with scissors."
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"and you're pretty much the cause of it all."
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"Yeah! Let's sue the lawyer!"
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"I am forced to find you guilty."
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"As you can see, Your Honour, my client is too upset to continue."
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"Your Honour, I'd like to make my closing arguments."
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"Don't-Sue-People Panda?"
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"Your Honour, this young man commented on the shape of my ass."
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"Hey! Eight-year-old!"
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"Please welcome Petey the Sexual Harassment Panda."
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"The first party of the first panda may sue the second party panda"
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"Okay, baby, I'm sorry."
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"And who's to blame?"
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"Sorry, children. All my funding's been cut."
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"to teach us all about sexual harassment in schools."
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"We don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly around here."
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"You know, the people really responsible for your harassment"
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"Here you go. As your legal fee, you can choose"
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"You're trying to confuse me now, aren't you?"
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"this sexual harassment who's-a-fudge!"
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"But that place is for loser mascots that make no sense."
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"Did you know that sexual harassment was going on in the classroom?"
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"- It's big. - Yes. It is big, isn't it?"
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"Well, I hope you do. Otherwise, it's lumpy potatoes from here on out."
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"Anyway, children, in the sentence, "The ball is red...""
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"and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind."
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"Well, this one is bigger!"
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"Kids picking on you? Well, don't be sad"
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"All right, what other cuts do we have to make"
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"Clyde, can you tell me when Ulysses S Grant was president?"
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"Article 36, section 19."
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"and we're going to go through each and every sexual harassment law."
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"- I have to give him half my stuff? - Sweet."
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"- Oh, then you won't mind if I take it. - Damn it!"
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"- being called an ass-sucker? - Yes."
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"And you did nothing."
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"Get down! Get down and party!"
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"Dad, if the school has to pay you and Cartman $1.3 million,"
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"- to the school budget? - Next, we have Tom Morris."
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"You see, Mr. Morris, we believe that a panda doesn't really"
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"and you do seem to have a lot of ambition."
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"Well, your credentials are very impressive"
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"Well, it is because you're a panda."
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"how come you eat bamboo,"
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"These laws tell us what we can and can't say in the workplace"
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"and that makes me a sad panda."
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"Hello, cubs!"
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