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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - The Zeppo (S03E03)

"I hope you're not mad at me in the morning."
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"Hey."
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"I can't believe I had sex."
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"OK. Bombs."
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"Buffy, this is worse than anything we've ever faced."
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"Honey, it's the only way."
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"Nothing can change that."
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"There's this, uh..."
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"OK."
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"Defendete nos"
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"OK."
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"Anywhere is safer than here."
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"from the Hebron's Almanac?"
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"OK, I need a plan."
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"Hey, our wheels. [Laughs]"
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"Hey. Hey. Hey!"
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"It's in the high school."
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"Where's a slayer when you need one?"
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"He couldn't have gotten far."
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"Let's split up."
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"I'm gonna break every one of your fingers."
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"Get up the stairs, out of the building?"
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"So I guess the question really is..."
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"Omnia..."
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"Good boy."
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"I'm not going anywhere, Harris."
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"Its real face, I mean."
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"Giles: Yes."
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"But the world continues to turn."
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"Well, uh, give me the quiet life."
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"OK."
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"What?"
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"Yeah, it went good. Nothing melted like last time."
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"I wish I knew."
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"Most of my sources have dried up"
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"I was aware there was a nest here..."
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"And improved."
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"Yes. I'm sorry."
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"I should've had you better prepared..."
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"and I should never have allowed Willow and, uh..."
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"and, uh..."
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"Just a little bit dirty."
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"just try not to step on it."
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"Xander, one of these days, you're gonna get yourself hurt."
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"Maybe you should be... fray-adjacent."
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"Excuse me? Who, at a crucial moment..."
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"by allowing her to pummel him about the head?"
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"Yeah. That was real manly how you shrieked and all."
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"I think you'll find that was more of a bellow."
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"What do we do with the trio here? Should we burn them?"
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"I brought marshmallows."
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"I hope not. They're way too fit."
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"But, gee, Mr. White..."
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"if Clark and Lois get all the good stories..."
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"Hmm?"
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"Jimmy Olsen joke, sir."
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"Pretty much gonna be lost on you."
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"Sorry."
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"Doug, right here, man."
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"Doug's arm is kinda like spaghetti."
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"We're all so very sad for him."
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"Is your lunch OK?"
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"What are you, retarded?"
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"A little slow in some stuff..."
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"mostly math and spatial relations..."
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"Hey, hey, whoa. It was an accident. Cool down."
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"What? Starting something?"
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"Like that MichaelJackson song, right?"
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"* Too high to get over, yeah, yeah *"
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"Remember that fun song?"
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"I get my buddies together..."
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"we're gonna kick your ass till it's a brand-new shape."
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"Boy, of all the humiliations you've had I've witnessed..."
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"I could've taken him."
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"and I'm still afraid of a little bully likeJack O'Toole?"
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"Jack actually noticed you were there."
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"Why am I surprised by how comforting you're not?"
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"slayer, werewolf, witches, vampires..."
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"and you're, like, this little nothing."
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"I was just talking to... Hey, mind your own business."
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"Ooh, I struck a nerve."
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"I happen to be an integral part of that group."
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"I have a lot to offer."
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""Integral part" of the group?"
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"Xander, you're the useless part of the group."
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"It's something that a subliterate that's repeated 12th grade 3 times has..."
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"There was no part of that that wasn't fun."
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"But it's just that it's bugging me... this "cool" thing."
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"Who doesn't have it?"
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"And who decides who doesn't have it?"
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"What is the essence of cool?"
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"I mean, you yourself, Oz..."
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"are considered more or less cool."
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"in short, noncommittal phrases?"
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"Could be."
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"I gotta learn an instrument."
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"Is it hard to play guitar?"
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"But on the other hand... eighth grade."
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"I'm taking the flugelhorn and getting zero trim..."
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"so the whole instrument thing could be a mislead."
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"one thing nobody else has."
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"What do I have?"
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"which I feel makes you very special."
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"Now with the mocking."
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"Which I can handle because I know I'm right about this."
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"I'm on the track. I just need to find my thing."
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"It seems like you're overthinking it."
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"You got some identity issues. It's not..."
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"The end of the world?"
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"Can they do that?"
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"They seem fairly committed."
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"The Sisterhood ofJhe is an apocalypse cult."
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"They exist solely to bring about the world's destruction..."
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"and we've not seen the last of them. More will follow."
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"Um, you're cutting it a bit close."
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"Well, you know me."
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"I think so. Based on some artifacts I found with them..."
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"and taking into account the current astral cycle..."
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"Giles, I don't need to see the math."
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"The hellmouth."
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