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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Extract Obliteration (S06E06)

"I feel like I'm making fun of them."
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"That's ridiculous."
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"Dude, my accent is brilliant."
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"let's put some cow meat on the barbecue"
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"and eat it until we're all obese."
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"This is what you sound like."
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"in an American accent, but it really sounds like"
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"Sheldon, do I really sound like that?"
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"(imitating Koothrappali): Tell him he sounds like that."
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"Sheldon, you okay?"
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"It's been three days."
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"Why hasn't Stephen Hawking played a word?"
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"Maybe you weren't challenging enough for him."
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"I was thinking of writing a book called A Brief History of"
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"the Time I Made Stephen Hawking Cry Like a Little Girl."
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"There's the problem."
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"You can't beat Hawking like that."
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"He hates to lose."
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"Everyone knows the guy's a big baby."
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"I mean, forget the wheelchair, he should be in a stroller."
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"Really?"
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"he said that Johnny Depp was in The Matrix."
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"So I looked it up online and showed him."
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"and everyone got invited but me."
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"(imitating Stephen Hawking): "Your invitation must have"
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"Good Lord, what have I done?"
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"(Indian accent): I can't sit on that elephant,"
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"ass is on fire from eating all this curry."
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"Please be good."
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"Please be good."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Play."
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"Play. Play."
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"Play."
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"to control Stephen Hawking."
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"Play."
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"Oh..."
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"He must be wearing a tinfoil hat or something."
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"I did a bad thing."
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"Does it affect me?"
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"Then suffer in silence."
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"(knocking) Stephen Hawking..."
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"Penny started taking a class."
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"She wrote a paper, she didn't want me to read it,"
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"I went behind her back and I read it anyway."
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"I don't know what to do."
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"I was beating him so bad,"
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"he doesn't want to be friends anymore."
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"How would I know?"
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"Hang on."
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"Chess clock."
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"We'll take turns."
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"Begin."
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"in a game of Words with Friends."
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"He stopped playing."
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"He's probably busy."
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"Give it a couple more days."
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"I'm sure he'll play, and you'll see that everything's fine."
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"My turn."
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"I can't let Penny hand in a bad paper,"
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"I know Hawking's not busy"
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"because I can see he's playing other people right now."
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"he's taking his time to meet the challenge."
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"Wolowitz told me he's a big baby!"
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"But I didn't know that,"
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"I have got to cut her loose."
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"I know I could help her."
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"No."
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"You need to give me some advice."
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"Specific to my situation."
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"It sucks to be you. I quit."
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"Leonard, come back."
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"Leonard, come back."
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"Leonard, come back."
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"What? Oh, of course,"
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"(singsongy): Good morning, sunshine."
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"It's 8:00 a.m."
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"It's like the middle of the night."
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"and I made you breakfast."
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"Oh, wow, that's so sweet."
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"with the story of "The Shoemaker and the Elves"?"
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"- It's too early for Lord of the Rings. - No, no."
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"Once upon a time, there was this shoemaker"
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"shoes for him."
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"And when the shoemaker woke up in the morning,"
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"he-he would be super happy,"
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"not mad at the elves at all."
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"Open it."
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"Okay. (clears throat)"
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""An examination of the economic, cultural,"
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"and political roots of slavery"
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"What the hell is this?"
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"Don't ask me. A little elf did it."
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"So let me get this straight."
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"You just assumed my paper would be bad"
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"so you wrote one for me?"
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"No, I assumed it would be good. Then I read it."
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"There were just a few things that needed a little polishing."
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"W... You changed every word. That's not true."
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""1619,""
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"your name at the top-- that's all you."
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"You are such an ass."
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"This is exactly why I didn't want to tell you"
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"I was taking a class in the first place."
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"Please don't be upset. I-I just..."
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"I didn't want you ending up with a bad grade"
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"and get discouraged and give up on the idea"
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"of going back to school."
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"Right, because me being in school"
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"is so important to you."
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"That way, you wouldn't have to be dating someone"
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"who's only a waitress."
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"Do I? Listen to me."
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"I need to do this on my own."
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"If I fail, I fail. If I pass, I pass."
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"to help. Yeah, well, next time don't."
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"Oh, and since you like stories so much,"
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"this is not "The Shoemaker and the Elves," okay?"
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"This is, "Give a man a fish, he eats it."
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"sells it or something." Whatever, I don't know!"
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