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Clips from The Simpsons - Brake My Wife, Please (S14E14)

"- ...can be plugged into your dash hole. - I'll take them."
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"DVD player, check."
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"Snow-cone machine, check."
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"Lite-Brite, check."
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"Fog machine..."
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"Even I think this is crazy."
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"Chaka Khan, let me rock you"
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"Let me rock you Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan"
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"Whisk the egg whites into the batter mixture..."
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"...while scraping the edges with a very stiff rubber spatula."
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"Transmit."
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"Save me, Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan!"
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"Oh, I'll never mock the Coast Guard again."
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"You Navy rejects are all right."
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"Mr. Simpson, give me your license."
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"Burn their poop."
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"I am so screwed."
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"I can't drive to work. I can't drive to the store."
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"I guess I'll have to do all your driving chores."
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"That's what a good wife does, picks up the slack."
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"That reminds me. We gotta pick up my slacks at that dry cleaner in Shelbyville."
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"Why can't you use the local dry cleaner?"
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"Thanks for picking my friends up from the strip club, Marge."
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"- Can we stop for ice cream? - Homer always stops for ice cream."
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"Where's your mother? I gotta get to Moe's."
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"Dad, Mom's been driving everyone everywhere."
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"Why don't you take public transportation?"
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"Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians."
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"Oh, I guess I'll walk."
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"Stupid walking."
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"Thighs chafing horribly."
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"No drink holder."
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"I miss my car so much."
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"Everyone's driving but me."
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"I can't drive 55 because it only goes 38."
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"...I'll let you play with my gun."
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"I did it."
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"I walked all the way to Moe's from my house."
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"Way to go, Dad."
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"You know, I feel pretty good."
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"Maybe I should just keep walking instead of going into a dark, dreary bar."
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"No. From now on, walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover."
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"Hmph."
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"Huh. Hey, maybe this is a sign."
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"Maybe it's time to get out of the alcohol business..."
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"And this time, I won't join a frat."
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"You know, all this walking is paying off."
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"Look how healthy I am."
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"You see? I'm finally thin enough to wrap this thing around my arm."
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"Good for you, Dad. Could you get me some syrup?"
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"Mm, mm."
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"You see? Before I probably would've driven to the syrup."
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"Kids, hurry up and eat. We have to leave for the dentist five minutes ago."
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"We don't have time for choking."
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"Calm down, Stresserella."
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"Unh, I'm stressed because now that you've lost your license..."
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"Now, now, honey, we all appreciate what you do."
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"But real chauffeurs have uniforms and licenses."
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"You could get in a lot of trouble with the Livery Commission."
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"To hell with the Livery Commission."
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"You don't know what you're saying."
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"- Come on! - What are you doing...?"
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"Seymour, the two of us could make good use of this time."
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"I'll proctor. Read the directions silently as I read them aloud to you."
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"Look at those suckers in their metal coffins."
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"I can go to work any way I want."
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"We're playing dominoes."
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"I said bishop to queen four."
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"All right, all right, you."
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"Simpson, you're a menace."
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"Oh, George, leave the boy be."
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"Martha, I want a divorce."
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"Oh, George, you've made me so happy."
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"I owe it all to walking."
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"Walking, eh? Let me give it a try."
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"- Whoa! - Huh!"
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"Well, I'd better drag myself to the hospital."
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"Oh, dear."
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"We touched hands. Then we had to wash the cooties off."
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"What's all that rustling?"
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"Hey, I brought a Peruvian fighting frog."
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"When will they stop?"
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"Come nightfall."
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"How about we take a family walk around the block?"
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"- Yay! I wanna amble. - I wanna saunter."
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"- Amble. - Saunter."
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"- Amble. - Saunter."
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"Stop saying things."
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"Honey, you seem frazzled. Why don't you come with us?"
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"Hey, I'd like that."
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"Oh, I can't. I have to go pick up Grampa."
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"He proposed to another hooker at the bus station."
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"You sure love driving."
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"Mm-hm."
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"Morning, Homer. Looking good."
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"It sure has. You see this bulge back here?"
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"Now it actually is a fanny pack."
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"Unh, no, wait. It's still my ass."
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"But your point is well taken."
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"You see..."
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"Bust a move with Disco Stu"
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"You shake me from my booty To my 'fro"
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"Yes, I strut down the boulevard Burning off my excess lard"
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"I rarely feel the need to utter "d'oh""
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"- Top of the morning, ladies. - Bite us."
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"I can walk from Springfield to Alaska"
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"Hi, Homer. I'm actor Steve Buscemi."
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"I say, of course, I can Screw you"
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"Hey, would you guys like tickets to the Independent Film Awards?"
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"Would we?"
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"Oh, my feet are inside me."
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"I am so sorry, Homie."
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"How is your crushed pelvis?"
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"Pretty good. Thanks for asking."
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"I don't know what happened. I saw you and I went for the brake..."
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"...but I hit the accelerator."
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"It's okay, Marge."
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"It would've been worse if I hadn't been carrying this Bible in my crotch."
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"Marge, while Homer recuperates..."
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"...I'm afraid you'll have to do everything for him."
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