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Clips from The Simpsons - Wild Barts Can't Be Broken (S10E10)

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"Mm, uh, hello, big Maggie."
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"Where this morning the three R's stand for ''rowdiness''..."
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"That's why we're jumping to the conclusion that this was the work of no-good punk kids."
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"- Kids? - Therefore, effective immediately..."
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"I am imposing a curfew."
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"Any kid caught on the street after dark will be shot..."
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"Maybe next time you'll think before- Oh, my God!"
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"The cops can't just slap a curfew on us! We have rights!"
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"Sure you do. You have the right to remain silent."
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"But it's not fair. Adults always blame kids for everything."
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"Well, if kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them?"
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"Acting childish, kidnapping, child abuse."
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"Ice cream truck!"
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"Achtung, babies! Curfew is in effect!"
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"You two scofflaws are violating curfew."
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"I'm taking you downtown."
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"Not at all, officer."
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"Oh, what a beautiful night. Fireflies, full moon-"
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"Kids, the carnival's in town for one night only!"
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"And they've got cotton candy and hats with feathers!"
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"And there's no lines, because all the stupid kids have curfew!"
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"So- Oh, right. Sorry."
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"Why don't you kids play one of your old board games?"
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"When was the last time you played Citizenship?"
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"Ooh, the Game of Lent.!"
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"- Can't we just go to bed? - It's only 5:30."
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"Fine. We'll play Hippo in the House."
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"Oh, the hippo's missing."
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"You think that's bad. I had to talk to my mom all night."
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"She's got problems. Scary problems."
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"Adults blow."
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"Smokin' their cigarettes."
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"Scratchin' their big butts."
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"Gee, Chief, all those gears and motors must've cost a fortune."
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"Nah."
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"- ## - Marge, kite."
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"Lise, no! It's prime time!"
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"You robbed me of my manhood!"
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"That's petty theft."
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"- Ooh! - Don't go there."
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"- Oh, no it won't. - Wait.! There's a commercial.!"
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"a film appeared that was so shocking, so terrifying..."
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"it was sealed in a concrete vault deep beneath the earth."
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"could not contain the pure evil of... The Bloodening."
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"Milhouse, do you see what's on Channel 6?"
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"Uh, yeah. It's really something."
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"- - A registered nurse trained in the treatment of terror..."
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"Now playing at the Springfield Drive-In... after dark."
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"Milhouse, spread the word. We're seeing this movie tonight."
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"That's right. We're breaking curfew."
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"Come on!"
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"''Due to the likelihood of fear-induced heart attacks..."
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"I don't know, sir. It comes free with the popcorn."
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"A little help."
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"Sure."
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"- Lisa. - Nelson."
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"Get off of my moor, you mischievous weans!"
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"Actually, we prefer to stay."
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"You're thinking about hurting us."
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"Now you're thinking..."
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"Now you're thinking, ''I hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers.''"
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"Man, I never liked Shakespeare until now."
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"Right, you little blighters."
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"But- But how did you know?"
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"And you pilfered the poor box."
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"- - And, Doctor, we know that you and the bootblack..."
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"have been rogering the fishwife in the crumpet shop."
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"- Lies! - How dare you!"
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"- Way to go! - In your face, fishwife!"
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"Enjoying the movie, kids?"
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"the adults always win."
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"That spot is Club Med for mildew."
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"And let this be a lesson to you!"
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"Kids never learn!"
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"Oh, that is it! I'm tired of being pushed around by grown-ups!"
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"It's time to fight back!"
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"- Yeah! - Fight back! Fight back!"
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"Man, if we had eye power like those kids in that movie..."
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"and make 'em pitchfork each other and junk!"
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"We don't need supernatural powers."
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"My mom shoplifts all the time. Stuff she doesn't even need."
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"My dad gets in car accidents on purpose."
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"Great. This is all gold."
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"Let's put it on the Internet!"
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"Attention, hemline and midriff monitors."
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"200 channels, nothin' but cats."
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"So, Marge, ready for another episode of Don't Go There?"
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"But I've been hearing good things about Talk to the Hand."
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"Tom Shales says the writing ''snaps, crackles and pops.''"
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"Okay. Whatever takes my mind off my life."
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"Hey, look what I found! Grampa's old radio."
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"Oh, wouldn't it be grand to gather round and have a listen?"
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"Well, turn something on. I'm startin' to think!"
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"A date which will live in infamy."
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"Constable Wiggum likes to act tough..."
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"but he also likes to walk the beat in control-top panty hose."
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"has been stealing supplies from the school cafeteria."
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"Edna! How could you?"
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"Don't get up. I'll bus my own tray."
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"And now we come to Mr. Homer Simpson."
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"Did you know he likes to eat out of the Flanders' garbage?"
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"- Oh, Homer. - I have a problem."
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"Tune in tomorrow and every day until the curfew is lifted..."
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"because we'll be revealing embarrassing secrets about Springfield's other adults."
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"Well, at least they've already done me."
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"- And we have plenty more on Homer Simpson. - D'oh!"
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"Hey, shut up, Mayor! They're tellin' secrets again!"
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"Oh, I hope they don't reveal this is a comb-over."
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"Our top secret tonight- gay divorcee Luann Van Houten..."
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"with his best friend, Gyro."
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"And this is how you repay me?"
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"Can't we shut down that infernal transmitter?"
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"Uh, I got nothing. How about you, Frinky?"
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"and compressing the data down..."
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"in order to express it as a function of my hand."
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"They're over there!"
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"And guess who's been practicing medicine without a license?"
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"That's right. Homer Simpson."
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