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Clips from 30 Rock - Sun Tea (S04E04)

"Do you ever regret having children?"
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"Every day."
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"I thought having a family was going to"
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"be like The Cosby Show."
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""Oh, no, Vanessa went to a concert.""
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"Having a family can be the worst."
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"For example, I have this strip club story from this weekend"
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"It is disgusting."
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"I know what that means."
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"And yet, you won't tell me."
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"I've been watching a friend go through an ordeal with his"
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"children, and it has only affirmed that I was not meant"
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"to have any of my own."
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"And that I never will."
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"Now what if a girl tries to trap you"
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"like Nicole tried to do to me on the band trip?"
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"I'm going to get some strawberry milk."
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"There's only one way to really take children off the table."
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"I mean, that's a big decision."
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"I mean, having a family is also the best thing a man could..."
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"So my story."
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"So I'm in the strip club with Charles Barkley"
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"Hey, Daddy."
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"I'm getting a vasectomy too!"
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"Excuse me, Miss Maroney?"
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"Kenneth, I'm doing my Kegels right now, what is it?"
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"reducing T.G.S. 's carbon footprint."
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"Kenneth, I once took a low volume shower with Ed Begley Jr."
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"Minka Kelly says, "My show is about football."
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"There is a football team called the Chargers."
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"This one is for my cell phone."
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"This one is for my erotic massager."
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"I want to make sure you've both thought this through."
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"and I've decided I don't want to have children."
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"Family planning."
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"The Cosby Show lied to me."
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"I don't think there's a box for that on the form."
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"Uh, what about "Cheers' lied to me"?"
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"Now, for the procedure, you can choose"
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"I should warn you that general anesthesia"
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"So I highly recommend it."
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"We all see the little black boy in the corner, right?"
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"Okay."
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"Whoo..."
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"That's how you apologize?"
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"Whatever, Brian, I am over it!"
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"Over what?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, is it too much drama?"
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"Start from the beginning."
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"What's this boyfriend's name?"
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"Astronaut Mike Dexter."
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"Hi, Tracy."
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"The drama did not make him want to move out."
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"Trying to get someone to move out?"
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"May I suggest what got my neighbors to move out?"
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"Black person moved in, scared them off."
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"Huh, that's not a bad idea, Tracy."
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"Or are they just going to put that stupid green peacock"
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"Actually, we're reducing T.G.S. 's carbon footprint."
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"My mini-fridge?"
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"Oh, So I guess you can make other people give stuff up,"
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"But you're too good to make a sacrifice yourself."
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"Is that my cell phone?"
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"You lied to me, Bill Cosby!"
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"You lied to me!"
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"Denise? Vanessa?"
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"Sondra, the boring one?"
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"I'm having a Cosby Show hallucination!"
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"Who are Rudy and Vanessa?"
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"Your adorable sister and your sister."
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"I only have boys."
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"It's not funny!"
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"Oh, just getting my computer."
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"Elizabeth?"
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"I know you're in there!"
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"Oh, no, it's my crazy, black boyfriend,"
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"Astronaut Mike Dexter."
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"I'm going to be coming by all the time, getting jealous,"
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"taking things out of context."
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"That dude, Brian, would be happier moving out!"
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"Okay, everybody just calm down."
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"I feel angry!"
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"Like Warren Moon must have felt back in 1995!"
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"N.Y.P.D., stay on the ground!"
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"A gay, hipster cop."
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"Look at this."
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"with success, power, funny incidents"
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"where women died at barbecues."
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"Now it's being dragged through the mud."
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"This is why I'm having a vasectomy."
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"That junk is priceless."
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"What are you working on now?"
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"I have to write an essay about my dad for school."
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"where each letter in his name stands for a word about him."
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"An acrostic, cool."
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"Yes, well, you're welcome."
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"Uh, maybe I could help you with the grammar."
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"Why don't you read it to me?"
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"Damn you, Tracy Jr."
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"Miss Lemon, your mini-fridge is still in your office."
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"You made a promise to Masi Oka."
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""Conserve electricity."
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"Don't be a zero."
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"Be a good guy.""
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"Why doesn't that say "hero"?"
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"I don't care."
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"I will have my mini-fridge."
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"Wow, Liz."
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"Only everything."
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"the greenest person at T.G.S., Mr. Frank Rossitano."
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"What?"
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"What's a trash barrel but a big salad bowl filled with trash?"
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"He never wastes water by doing his laundry."
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"This shirt started out white."
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"He pees in jars and leaves them around the office."
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"That's a health hazard."
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"You look like a turtle who lost his shell."
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"Mr. Rossitano has actually been emptying his jars."
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"Out there."
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"Oh, that is..."
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