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Clips from American Dad! - Crotchwalkers (S09E09)

"Hayley, this megaphone is the absolute top-of-the-line."
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"Certain to make you the most annoying person"
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"at your next Occupy rally."
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"Are you implying that there was any version of her that wasn't?"
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"Oh, God, I love her so much!"
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"Klaus, we got you a Tiffany fishbowl."
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"except it's expensive for some reason."
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"Whatever, as long as I have the blue box to show the girls!"
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"And finally, for Stan,"
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"a custom Rolex with a special display"
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"that counts down the minutes until Rachel Maddow's death!"
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"How did I pay for all this?"
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"Well... money, of course."
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"Oh, who are we kidding?!"
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"We lifted it! We pinched it!"
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"We gave it the old Zazzoo!"
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"Yes."
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"I can't believe what I'm hearing!"
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"Shoplifting? Seriously, guys?"
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"For shame!"
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"Francine, what are we teaching our children"
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"and aliens and fish?"
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"I may not have the authority around here I once had,"
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"but damn it, I still know what's right!"
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"I'm sorry, but Rachel Maddow's death will just have"
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"Promise me you two will never steal again."
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"Okay, Dad. I promise we'll never shoplift again."
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"Will we, Mom?"
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"Okay."
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"Are we done here?"
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"Our balalaika trio is finished!"
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"Dad, are you bathing?"
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"not bathing."
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"I mean, we're hanging out."
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"Um, we don't have to hang out at the mall."
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"We could always get a motorcycle"
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"with a sidecar and find lost dogs!"
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"What?"
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"I mean... we can't go out like this."
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"We got to have one final heist."
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"But we promised Dad."
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"I'm talking about hitting The Gash."
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"You mean I'm finally ready?"
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"No, Steve."
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"I'm liking that confidence!"
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"Anyway, what's next?"
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"Where we going?"
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"Okay, I'll create a distraction"
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"down the cardigan table."
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"Meet at the fountain at 2:00."
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"Got it."
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"Oh, she is good."
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"Huh."
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"Yeah, he was here."
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"But our Loss Prevention Unit has him now."
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"Hi there, shoplifter!"
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"sweatshop!"
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"Okay. Oh."
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"No, thanks."
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"Okay, well, my name's Harper if you need anything."
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"20 years."
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"Oh, my God, I just realized I can't take it anymore!"
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"Stan!"
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"I'm sorry. I ran all the way home"
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"because I forgot I had my car with me."
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"The Gash's Loss Prevention Unit caught Steve shoplifting!"
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"You guys were shoplifting again?"
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"When people get caught shoplifting from The Gash,"
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"they're never heard from again."
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"Well, I wish I could help you,"
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"but I am powerless without my nuggs."
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"Only you can save our son."
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"You're the man of the house now."
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"Good-bye, Stan."
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"Do whatever it takes to get Steve back."
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"♪ Climb every mountain"
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"♪ Search high and low"
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"♪ Follow every byway"
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"♪ Every path you know"
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"♪ Ford every stream"
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"♪ Follow every rainbow"
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"♪ Till you find your dream"
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"♪ A dream that will need"
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"♪ All the love you can give"
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"♪ Every day of your life"
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"♪ For as long as you live"
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"♪ Climb every mountain"
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"♪ Ford every stream"
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"♪ Follow every rainbow"
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"♪ Till you find your dream!"
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"Oh, my God, that was transcendent!"
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"With you and your heavenly voice accompanying us,"
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"of the ever-popular world music charts!"
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"I say we reunite the band, but as a quartet."
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"How about it, Daddy?"
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"I suppose I could give it a try."
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"Yay!"
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"Yeah, it'll be fun, right?"
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"I mean, this could be just what I need"
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"to get me out of this living room."
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"And back into life."
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"My boys just dropped!"
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"No, no. No!"
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"I don't have to settle"
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"for a life of singing with you idiots after all."
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"♪ Swing low, sweet chariot... ♪"
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"Hello."
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"I'm an inspector from... the government."
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"We have concerns your sweatshop isn't cruel enough."
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"Ridiculous!"
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"Our workers may pray"
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"for freedom, but they hope for death."
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"Oh, what a pretty coat!"
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"What's your name?"
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"Worker 39872."
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"But I used to be called Matilda."
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"I'm not really an inspector."
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"I'm a shoplifter, just like you."
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"The savior foretold in our legends"
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"come to free us from our bondage?"
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