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Clips from South Park - Weight Gain 4000 (S01E01)

"...will sing a special song in honor of Mrs. Lee Gifford!"
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"Thank you, Mr. Mayor."
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"You know, Kathie Lee, you are a very special woman."
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"I don't mean special in a Mary Tyler Moore way..."
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"...or special in an extra-value meal at Happy Burger way."
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"No, no, no. I mean special. Like the song of the hummingbird..."
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"...as it gets ready to find that female hummingbird..."
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"What?"
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"Thank you, Chef, for that heartwarming song."
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"Thank you, Chef!"
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"God bless you, Kathie Lee!"
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"What? You mean the teacher? Wait a minute."
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"Is there somewhere in town I can get a good, clear shot...? View of Kathie Lee?"
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"I think the book depository would be a good bet."
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"I think the book depository would be a good bet."
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"Damn, he could be anywhere! I'll send out an APB."
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"Wendy, look!"
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"And now, here to present the award..."
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"...for the environmental essay to our own Eric Kaufman..."
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"...is your favorite celebrity and mine..."
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"...Kathie Lee Gifford!"
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"Thank you. I love you all."
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"Leave us. We must finish what we have begun."
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"I know she's hurt you. She's hurt a lot of people."
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"- You can't know. - You should've won that talent show."
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"It is with honor and pride that I present the winner this trophy."
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"Then she threw her voice with two dummies at once."
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"I know that, but this isn't the answer."
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"It is too late for me, young Wendy."
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"I've learned something today. You can't win all the time."
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"You're right."
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"Good."
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"She really threw her voice with two dummies?"
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"The bitch must die!"
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"Forget it. No Kathie Lee, no public interest."
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"But I won the environmental essay contest!"
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"I'm holding Cartman's paper. It's actually nothing more than Walden..."
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"- Who cares? - Kathie Lee Gifford's gone."
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"What about not holding anything against the winner?"
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"Well, not if it's Cartman."
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"Hey, where are you all going? They don't even know what Walden is."
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"I bet if Walden was a sitcom you'd know what it was!"
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"Come on. Kyle's mom will make tuna-fish sandwiches."
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"What the hell."
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"No, no! Now I'll be stuck in this Podunk town forever..."
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"...with all these stupid, hick, redneck, jobless, truck-driving idiots!"
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"Mayor, the mike is on."
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"Thought you could get away with it, Mr. Hat?"
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"You're lucky you missed Kathie Lee and that nobody got hurt."
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"We hope you can come back to school soon."
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"I'd love to, but the doctors say Mr. Hat needs more therapy."
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"We can still get her!"
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"I'm just sorry I ruined everyone's chances for being on TV."
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"Really? On what?"
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"Adiposity. Corpulence."
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"Whatever word you use, it represents one thing:"
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"Being a big fat-ass."
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"We have with us via satellite Eric Cartman from South Park..."
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"He needs to run his ass around the block."
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"How about more of that good loving?"
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"Damn! I gave you sweet loving five minutes ago!"
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"You trying to kill me?"
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"Have either of you ever killed anyone?"
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"Yeah, whatever. But the mayor called and asked me to sing at the ceremony."
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"Tired of not getting chicks? Tired of being a 90-pound weakling?"
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"Come on, people. We've got to turn this place around."
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"I'll take it."
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"Mr. Garrison! He's going to try to kill Kathie Lee Gifford!"
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"If you don't win, you can't hold it against the person who did..."
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"Obesity."
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"- That kid is me! - Whatever."
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"You don't deserve to win, Cartman, and you know it!"
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"Oh, rainbows! Oh, yeah, I like those. Those are cool."
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"No, no!"
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"Mr. Garrison, this is not appropriate!"
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"What is wrong with you? Haven't you noticed the snow on the ground?"
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"...and crawl up your leg and bite the inside of your ass."
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"After I'm on television, I'm gonna be totally famous."
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"Yeah, I only weigh 90 pounds."
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"He said, "To hell with Kathie Lee Gifford!""
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- Nice gun, Mr. Garrison. - Thanks."
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"No, you don't! You won't ruin my moment of fame."
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"...and make sweet love to it all night long."
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"...and letting their bodies caress and touch each other in ecstasy."
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"...because that's the only way you ever really lose."
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"Hey, wait a minute. When do I get to be on television?"
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"Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! You bastard!"
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"Beefcake. Beefcake!"
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"...who is now so obese, he can't even get out of his house."
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"Kill her!"
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"Do you actually think that Kathie Lee Gifford would enjoy this?"
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"Hey, dudes."
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"Just two hummingbirds moaning and groaning..."
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"What have I said?"
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"- Howdy, Mr. Garrison. Nice gun. - Thank you."
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"That's it. Wrap it up."
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"You can reach your goals. I'm living proof."
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"When is this gonna be on the air?"
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"- Gun! - Gun!"
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"- She'll make a fool of you again. - Stay in that drawer, negative Nancy."
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"No, Mr. Hat, I won't do it."
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"To hell with Kathie Lee Gifford!"
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"Hey, come back! We didn't even get to do our play!"
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"Follow your dreams."
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"Is there anything you'd like to say to the people?"
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"Kill!"
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"That does it. You're going in the dresser drawer, Mr. Hat."
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