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Clips from Louie (2010) - Model (S04E04)

"Just like a very beautiful astronaut's daughter..."
Louie (2010)
"Model, okay, let's throw that in there."
Louie (2010)
"Kind of people, type of person,"
Louie (2010)
"It's not my usual... it's not how I roll."
Louie (2010)
"Well, maybe it's not really happening."
Louie (2010)
"You're very weird, you're very weird."
Louie (2010)
"What, you make me laugh."
Louie (2010)
"I don't think you appreciate"
Louie (2010)
"how gold that is."
Louie (2010)
"I would have... I would need skrin... skin grafts."
Louie (2010)
"And I'd need a whole regimen of penis overuse, um, therapy."
Louie (2010)
"the way that you do for me."
Louie (2010)
"That would be nice."
Louie (2010)
"What if I..."
Louie (2010)
"tickle you."
Louie (2010)
"Stop it, please stop it. Oh, you're gonna get it."
Louie (2010)
"Please, stop it, I'm being serious."
Louie (2010)
"I'm being really serious."
Louie (2010)
"Don't!"
Louie (2010)
"You had sex with her."
Louie (2010)
"I know that you're... you're here."
Louie (2010)
"Louie, tell yourself the story where I come down there"
Louie (2010)
"and say, "Hey, you know the guy who punched the girl,"
Louie (2010)
""who's now in critical condition,"
Louie (2010)
"Is that story working?"
Louie (2010)
"No."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, Louie, why... why did you hit her?"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, right."
Louie (2010)
"He's a lawyer."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"That guy?"
Louie (2010)
"Hey, listen, I didn't..."
Louie (2010)
"Put your hands on my daughter."
Louie (2010)
"Take it easy, relax already."
Louie (2010)
"Let's go."
Louie (2010)
"Nobody will tell me."
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"Blake?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah. She's gonna be okay."
Louie (2010)
"Generally, uh, I mean,"
Louie (2010)
"she has some serious damage to her eye."
Louie (2010)
"Like some permanent to her vision."
Louie (2010)
"And her pupil is paralyzed."
Louie (2010)
"that's not good."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, your nose is nothing."
Louie (2010)
"and they wanna keep it that way."
Louie (2010)
"Okay. So you're not, at this time, being charged."
Louie (2010)
"Okay. But that's up to them to keep it that way."
Louie (2010)
"They're not gonna let you walk out of here without some..."
Louie (2010)
"they want compensation for damages."
Louie (2010)
"They want compensation."
Louie (2010)
"and I don't have anything so what..."
Louie (2010)
"It's not that simple."
Louie (2010)
"that the rich can't sue the poor."
Louie (2010)
"How much?"
Louie (2010)
"They're asking for ten."
Louie (2010)
"I'll never have that so..."
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"Payments?"
Louie (2010)
"I believe I can get them to agree to 5,000 per month."
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"5,000?"
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"This was an accident."
Louie (2010)
"If we took this to trial with the lawyers"
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"and the influence that they have,"
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"How?"
Louie (2010)
"You were naked in a bed with a stranger."
Louie (2010)
"You took that responsibility."
Louie (2010)
"You didn't know this person and yet you were"
Louie (2010)
"Wait a minute, because this is..."
Louie (2010)
"she was there, too."
Louie (2010)
"I mean, she did... she made the same choice to do it so"
Louie (2010)
"she's at least 50 percent responsible."
Louie (2010)
"I've ever heard in my entire life."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my God."
Louie (2010)
"So you have to pay her... you have to pay them $5,000"
Louie (2010)
"Do you want a drink?"
Louie (2010)
"All right, don't go anywhere,"
Louie (2010)
"I'm gonna get us a drink, okay?"
Louie (2010)
"Okay. All right."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, Jamie."
Louie (2010)
"It's going okay."
Louie (2010)
"Just don't ask, okay?"
Louie (2010)
"I..."
Louie (2010)
"but he got sick, he can't do it."
Louie (2010)
"There's no money, it's a benefit."
Louie (2010)
"I'm opening for Jerry."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, God, Louie, what the..."
Louie (2010)
"What do you need?"
Louie (2010)
"It's a security..."
Louie (2010)
"Start the show."
Louie (2010)
"Because you all have, um, slaves somehow still."
Louie (2010)
"Um... you came... this is your..."
Louie (2010)
"Please, a nice, warm welcome for the great Jerry Seinfeld,"
Louie (2010)
"Thank you."
Louie (2010)
"I really liked his jacket, he certainly, uh..."
Louie (2010)
"Shit!"
Louie (2010)
"That's why it was so funny."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you."
Louie (2010)
"that you walked out, I mean..."
Louie (2010)
"makes you my hero."
Louie (2010)
"Excuse..."
Louie (2010)
"Whoo!"
Louie (2010)
"A towel?"
Louie (2010)
"Um-hmm."
Louie (2010)
"then my penis would be sore all the time."
Louie (2010)
"I don't?"
Louie (2010)
"- Hey, hey, take it easy. - Don't do it."
Louie (2010)
"Don't do it, don't do it."
Louie (2010)
"Cuff him."
Louie (2010)
"Ah."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my God."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my God."
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"Million."
Louie (2010)
"But how is this... how is this possible?"
Louie (2010)
"as intimate with her as if she was your wife."
Louie (2010)
"That is the worst story"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my God!"
Louie (2010)
"for the rest of your life?"
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Clean?"
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