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Clips from Community - Basic RV Repair and Palmistry (S06E06)

"It exists."
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"But I'm pretty confident,"
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"it goes without saying that we've all learned to stop charging our phones."
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"And where are each of your phones now?"
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"You know, I'm starting to suspect the unthinkable."
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"Namely, that in spite of all we've experienced,"
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"there's a cartoonish vampiric orgy of personal devices somewhere in the RV"
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"sucking away our remaining battery."
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"I only draw limited comfort from the fact that nobody's running to unplug"
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"anything."
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"You know what?"
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"I'll just, turn the light switch to the on position."
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"There is a bright side to this."
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"Most conventional weapons don't require electricity."
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"Are you going to eat me first?"
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"Hear those crickets?"
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"This would be a challenging place to practice your stand-up act."
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"So I rented Hotel Rwanda the other night."
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"And let me just say, not a date movie."
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"What would Arnold Schwarzenegger sound like if he was bit by Dracula?"
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"All in favor?"
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"Then that solves the matter of the giant hand."
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"If there's no other business - If we're doing this I'd"
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"What do you mean by restate?"
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"Oh my god, I fell for it."
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"Meeting adjourned."
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"Why do we call them elbows?"
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"Why not arm knees?"
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"I'm scaling the blanket rations inversely to the wattage of each person's"
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"phone."
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"That way the person who killed us the most will die the soonest,"
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"which feels fair."
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"Right, Britta?"
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"I can't go all night being this angry."
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"Heart attacks run in my family and you people aren't worth it."
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"I'm sorry."
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"It's okay."
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"I caused the situation by not topping off the tank, and"
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"that vinyl accordion partition is a totem of distrust."
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"Sorry for that, too."
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"Elroy, that's big of you."
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"And for our part, we're sorry that charging our perfectly normal"
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"cell phones destroyed your weirdly fragile RV."
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"Okay, I'm sorry about that apology."
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"I'll try to be a better house guest."
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"Oh, no."
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"Sorry I've been unavailable,"
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"I've been trying to cut to three weeks earlier."
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"Really feels like we needed that."
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"I have something to apologize for as well."
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"a skunk patch."
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"Yeah, you were getting high."
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"Yeah, you were smoking pot."
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"Yeah, getting high."
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"You were getting stoned."
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"Oh, okay, I remember thinking I really pulled that one off."
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"You thought that because you were high."
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"You also thought that we were speeding cuz you kept seeing the same bird."
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"Then that solves the matter of the giant hand."
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"If there's no other business - Let me just explain the need for"
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"flashback here and don't interrupt - Okay, one quick thing and"
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"Meeting adjourned."
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"Abed?"
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"When they cut to three weeks earlier on TV,"
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"they're not traveling in time, dip ass."
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"Jeff."
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"Okay, my apology now."
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"I've had some time to think about it, and I've decided, I'm sorry for not"
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"Wow, really?"
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"That's great."
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"What?"
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"Think about it, it's the worst thing I've done on this trip."
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"I've been nailing it."
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"She has."
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"You have, I haven't been."
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"I shouldn't be yelling at the dean in front of any of you,"
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"it's unprofessional."
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"I forgive all of you."
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"What?"
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"Then that solves the matter of the giant hand."
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"If there's no other business - In a normal road trip story the first act"
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"would end with us deciding to go on the trip."
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"The second act would be the trip ending with a disaster, and"
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"the third act would be us getting back."
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"The problem is that we've already decided to take this trip weeks from now,"
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"which means the story starts with us already on the road,"
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"which means the end of act one won't be us going on the trip,"
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"it'll have to be the disaster."
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"Which means something even worse has to happen in act two."
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"Unless we make the decision, right now, that act one is a flashback, so"
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"that the beginning story is now instead of then."
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"You forgive us?"
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"Absolutely."
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"You turd!"
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"I beg your pardon."
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"Guys?"
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"You have no sense of accountability."
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"You're like a child."
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"No, not cool, Annie."
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"You never just said, leave my hand where it is, I like it there."
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"I demand it stay."
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"Because everyone complained about it."
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"Well, where's that commitment to spinelessness when we're all admitting we"
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"did stuff wrong?"
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"Okay, I'm sorry."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I'm a bad dean, okay?"
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"No, that's what you always do."
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"That's not a real apology."
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"Jeff? Abed, shut up."
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"Go flashback and cut to stuff."
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"And you, say you're sorry for buying a giant hand and letting it sit around"
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"until we had to deal with it, and say it without crying."
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"I'm an adult."
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"And you can't make me not cry."
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"You're all a bunch of bullies, and I will say, I'm sorry, however I want."
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"And by the way, I'm not sorry!"
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"We're not selling it."
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"Okay, this is like crate training a puppy."
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"Everyone suppress every instinct you have to let him out and"
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