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Clips from King of the Hill - The Father, the Son and J.C. (S06E06)

"Peggy told me how."
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"You are ruining our new holiday tradition..."
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"Christmas with the Niefkos."
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"Cotton, how would you like to stay here and join us for Christmas dinner?"
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"Well, something smells good."
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"Could be turkey. Probably fresh particle board."
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"Don't you think this house is beautiful, Cotton?"
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"instead of the Georgia-Pacific."
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"Buck! Buck, Buck, Buck!"
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"Of course he's gonna mind. Look at this rat box."
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"It ain't got no doorstop."
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"hole in the wall."
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"Dad, stop. It's not finished yet."
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"Oh, come on, Hank. Tell your father what you told your boss..."
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"and what you tell your stupid dog every day."
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"Grandpa, be careful!"
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"Come on, please, Dad. Stop!"
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"If you want him to stop, just tell him how you feel."
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"That window looks awful flimsy."
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"I hate you."
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"Is okay?"
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"Tell Santy Claus to hurry."
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"This place ain't gonna have a chimney for long."
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"These are just bigger emotions than you're used to expressing."
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"You got confused."
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"Why don't you go inside and apologize?"
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"I also left my purse in there."
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"I am not apologizing. I meant what I said."
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"You can't really hate your dad."
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"He's your dad."
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"that says a father and son have to like each other..."
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"Iet alone love each other."
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"[Grunting]"
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"CARTER: You can just leave the won tons out there."
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"[Carter speaking Chinese]"
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"Oh, you're not from the Noodle House."
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"Even if I get the Beiiy Hilltapes I asked for..."
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"I may just be a carpenter..."
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"but I'm often called upon to resolve disputes."
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"""He took my drill""..."
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"""That guy swiped my chalk""..."
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"and so on."
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"Well, you do have a very soothing accent."
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"[Cotton yelling]"
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"Bobby?"
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"thanks to this nice old guy."
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"I am Bobby's mother, Peggy Hill."
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"I teach a short unit on your presidency."
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"Well, thank you for your honesty."
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"Hank, I understand you told your father you hate him."
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"Yep, hate my dad."
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"but I seem to recall the Egyptians once said..."
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"they would never accept lsrael's right to exist."
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"Now, I think we all know how that turned out."
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"I'm not going in there. I hate the man."
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"Mr. Hill?"
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"-Jimmy Carter? -Yes, this is Jimmy."
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"Now, how about I come inside..."
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"and visit with you about what your son said?"
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"I'd love to meet a war hero face to face."
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"Assume the position, Mr. President!"
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"I've been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize."
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"This was a compromise."
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"I'd have done the same if I was in your shoes."
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"Good. Something we can agree on."
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"Let's build on that."
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"Why do you think your son said he hates you?"
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"He's a hateful crybaby."
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"He was crying the second he popped his head out of his mama."
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"Like I told your father, in these highly-charged situations..."
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"I find it's helpful to say something positive about the other side."
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"Sadat, for example, thought Begin had excellent posture."
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"Yeah? What'd my dad say about me?"
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"Why don't you go first?"
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"Come on."
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"Deep down, just between you and me. I won't tell anyone."
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"-No, really-- -And his wife."
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"Look, he was a baby once."
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"Hated a baby?"
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"Okay, how about this?"
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"Say there was a magic button you could push..."
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"that would make Hank disappear forever."
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"Everything else in the world would stay the same..."
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"but Hank, your son, would never have existed."
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"Now, I'm serious here, mister. Would you push that button?"
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"I ain't gots to answer no hypothetical situation."
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"Would you push that button?"
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"[Growling]"
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"His words?"
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"You both seem to prefer a universe..."
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"in which the other party hasn't magically disappeared."
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"I think we have a framework for peace."
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"Now, how do you feel about going outside?"
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"I still got some nails left."
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"I gets to shoot me a bulletproof motorcade."
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"I think you got more important things to do right now than shoot up my car."
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"-No, I don't. -Look, you're not shooting up my car."
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"Hold on. Now, Dad, did he really tell you, you could shoot up his car?"
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"Is this true, sir?"
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"I'm sorry. You gave your word."
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"Let's get the heck out of here!"
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"What's it running at? 175 psi?"
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"Dad and Grandpa don't hate each other..."
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"the Lubeckis got most of their house back..."
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"all because Jesus showed up."
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"That guy. A carpenter, worked a miracle..."
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"Well, he's nobody but a one-terming peanut farmer."
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"And, Bobby, that is how I saved Christmas."
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"BUCK: No, I thaik you,"
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"so you better bring a Christmas gift, a housewarming gift..."
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"How did you get locked in there?"
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"They took away my license."
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"-This is your tree. -She's a beaut, Hank."
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"You know what? I'm too excited to eat."
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"I think I'll grab one of my shovels and practice on Bill's yard."
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"but this year Mr. Strickland bought me a tree."
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"[Drilling]"
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"Since we're starting from scratch..."
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"I know you were saving that for when they unfroze Hitler."
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"[All cheering]"
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