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Clips from NewsRadio - The Real Deal (S03E03)

"You were saying..."
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"I had a lot of odd jobs,"
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"Excuse me, sir. You all finished with this?"
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"Can I get you another drink?"
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"How 'bout you, sir? What?"
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"I don't know if you've noticed,"
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"Bill, the guy is just doing his job."
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"You should apologize to him."
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"I'll toss him a couple of bucks when we're done."
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"Are you insane?"
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"Maybe I should be asking you that question!"
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"Yes, I'm insane. I'm nuts, Bill!"
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"Gentlemen, I'm gonna have to ask you"
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"Hey, I'm on your side!"
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"All right. That's it. No more questions."
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"How much is it?"
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"Well, who had the cappuccino?"
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"Just between you and me, I--"
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"[SCOFFS] Well, that's personal."
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"And by that I mean..."
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"There you are, baby."
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"Privately. Oh, yeah."
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"JIMMY: Yo, Bill. Bill!"
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"Bill, all there was, was bad parts."
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"I know."
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"Hello, I'm Bill McNeal."
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"and provocative interviews ever put on tape."
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"or too little, too late?"
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"Listen and judge for yourself."
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"Why is that, Jerry?"
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"I meant Bill."
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"It was nice meeting you all."
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"DAVE: Uh-huh."
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"but I'm just-- I'm saving myself,"
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"I told her she shouldn't take it personally."
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"I'm not a virgin anymore."
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"Just about that long, if you do it right."
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"Well, uh..."
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"I don't know."
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"You know, cerebral."
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"Right, like we wanted to do in the first place."
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"Yeah, and the dance critic from the Times"
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"I... I don't know."
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"I guess I thought this experience was gonna..."
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"Believe me, Matthew."
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"Wow. Yeah. Mm-hmm."
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"I guess it's not gonna change who I am."
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"All right? All right."
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"Well, good night, Matthew."
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"Okay. [ELEVATOR DINGS]"
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"[HARP PLAYS ANGELIC RIFF]"
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"Matthew?"
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"WOMEN [OVER SPEAKERS]: ♪ The Real Deal With Bill McNeal ♪"
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"That's right."
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"Welcome once again to The Real Deal with Bill McNeal."
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"I'm your host, Bill McNeal, and you're probably wondering"
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"exactly what is the real deal today?"
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"He's the deputy assistant"
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"of Manhattan's transit commission."
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"Please welcome Kevin Sparks."
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"Thanks for being here, Kevin."
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"Thank you for having me."
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"Now, I myself don't take public transportation."
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"and those overcrowded buses these days?"
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"What is...?"
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"the transit system has made vast improvement"
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"But this is America,"
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"The-- The trains are clean and reliable."
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"We're running on time again, and I--"
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"[LAUGHING] Thanks, but no thanks, Kevin."
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"Yes, we are."
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"WOMEN: ♪ Well, screw you too ♪"
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"My producer, the lovely Lisa Miller, has lined up..."
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"Who do we have, lovely Lisa?"
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"LISA: Guest to be announced."
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"Thank you..."
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"WOMEN: ♪ Lovely Lisa ♪"
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"Well, it's been three weeks,"
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"According to these figures,"
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"people turn off their car radios,"
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"pull over to the side of the road,"
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"abandon their vehicles, and walk home"
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"All right."
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"Great. I'll take care of it."
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"No, no, no, no."
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"Uh, you sure you don't want me to handle this?"
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"'Cause you know, when, uh, Bill and Lisa combine their energies,"
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"No, Dave, really, I--"
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"I appreciate your Dungeons & Dragons approach"
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"to office management, but, uh,"
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"I left my 12-sided dice at home,"
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"so I'll just, uh-- I'll go tell them, all right?"
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"♪ The Real Deal With Bill McNeal ♪"
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"it's really personal."
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"What is it?"
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"Oh, I know. Is this the same girl everyone thinks you made up"
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"Make her up? Uh-huh."
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"No. She exists, Dave. She exists."
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"Ah. All right. In fact..."
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"I'm thinkin' that..."
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"it might be time for me to make the big move."
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"Wait a minute. Are you--? Are you talking about marriage?"
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"Oh, what then? Living together?"
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"No..."
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"Oh, yeah, well, yeah."
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"But if-- If you feel like the time is right,"
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"And if it's right for her--"
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"I've never gone all the way before, Dave."
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"Sorry, what?"
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"[LAUGHING] Get outta here."
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"Go figure. I know."
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"I-I mean, I've had opportunities."
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"Twenty-eight and a half."
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"Dave, can you take a look at--?"
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"I'm sorry, Katherine. It's something personal."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Come in, come in here and shut the door."
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"Okay."
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"I'm a virgin."
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"No, you're not."
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