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Clips from The Odd Couple - Heal Thyself (S01E01)

"I haven't listened to your show in three weeks."
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"Hey, Teddy."
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"Did you listen to my show today?"
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"Yeah, yeah, of course."
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"That-that was classic."
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"Come on. Let's, uh..."
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"- Let's go over your schedule for next week. - Great."
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"I'd love to. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,"
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"whoa, whoa, whoa..."
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"What's going on? First your hearing, and now this."
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"It think it's just a cold."
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"Whatever you do, don't tell Felix I'm sick."
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"Yeah, it's not so nice when you're in the shower."
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"Oscar, when was the last time you saw a doctor?"
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"Well, let's see. It's Thursday, right?"
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"So, uh, 1998."
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"Look, Oscar, you have to take your health seriously."
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"He's having trouble with his hearing, and just now,"
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"- he got dizzy. - Hmm. Let's see."
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"Could be an ear infection..."
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"or a tear in the tympanic membrane, or Meniere's disease."
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"Ooh, top of my head... could be a brain tumor."
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"- Felix, how do you know these things? - Oh, it's my hobby."
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"Some people crochet, I read medical journals."
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"I also crochet."
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"Chortle, chortle, chortle."
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"Yes..."
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"laughter is the best medicine, they say."
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"Unless, of course, you have a brain tumor!"
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"Would you stop? There's nothing wrong with me."
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"You can see my doctor... Sharon McManus."
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"I am not going to a doctor."
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"There's nothing wrong. I'll just take some vitamins."
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"Or are you afraid of what they'll find?"
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"Oscar, we care about you."
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"I'm going to text Dr. McManus and tell her"
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"that you will take my standing 2:30 Friday appointment."
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"Thanks to you, I have to take care of myself."
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"You are getting on my last nerve."
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"It's like working for a grumpy five-year-old."
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"This is my good ear."
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"Felix!"
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"Hello, everyone."
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"Muy caliente."
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"What? What did I do?"
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"Oh, sorry. I didn't see the plaque."
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"What are you even doing here?"
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"Well, if Dr. McManus sees"
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"Now then, I took the liberty of starting your intake paperwork."
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"But I was not comfortable"
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"filling out all of the sexual history."
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"But you weren't afraid to sketch the mole on my back."
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"You are a deep sleeper."
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"Not anymore."
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"Ah. Marilyn, take good care of him."
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"One of the Globetrotters died in there."
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"How is it? Everything okay?"
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"- Oh, fine. - I knew it."
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"My dumb roommate thinks I'm dying of a brain tumor,"
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"because I smoke cigars and don't exercise."
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"I'm sorry. I'm a little winded."
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"That was a really long sentence."
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"That's not a name. Oh, my God, I'm having a stroke."
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"I'm going to be the second most-famous person"
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"Dr. Sharon McManus, this is my good friend Oscar."
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"- Hello. - Good to meet you."
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"What brings you in today?"
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"- auditory problems in the right ear. - Marilyn,"
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"has Felix seen the new blood pressure machine yet?"
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"- Hmm? - The T-200 is here?"
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"Marilyn, am I off the group e-mails?"
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"- Have a seat. - Okay."
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"So, when did you start feeling dizzy?"
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"It started Tuesday during the Knicks game."
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"Oh, I saw that game. Made me sick, too."
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"I know. Carmelo's killing us, right?"
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"Seriously."
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"Okay, let's take a look... okay?"
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"Oh, there we go. I think I see the problem."
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"We're calling it a problem now?"
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"Okay, hold still."
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"You'll feel a little pressure."
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"Arr, arr. Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr."
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"- Better? - Oh, so much better!"
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"And the sounds are so crisp, and the colors..."
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"No, the colors are pretty much the same."
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"Blood pressure's down seven points."
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"Thanks, Norwegian fish oil!"
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"You know, I shouldn't complain,"
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"I believe the technical term is "whack job.""
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"Just doctor."
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"The "lady" is silent."
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"Can I try this again with my pants on?"
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"Don't be afraid to try new things.""
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"Like dinner for two on your birthday next Tuesday night!"
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"Come on, you can tell me."
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"Who died? Meadowlark? Curly?"
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"Oscar."
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"Great. She's an angel of mercy."
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"7:00 p.m.? I'm confused."
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"You mean like a date?"
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"Oscar, you cannot date my doctor!"
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"Why not?"
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"It always does with you."
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"In my defense, I do a lot of volume."
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"and I will lose the best doctor in New York."
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"So, go to another doctor!"
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"No, I can't."
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"but I think I got it."
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"- Looks a little bit low. - It's adjustable."
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"Oh!"
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"They're on date three, so it's only a matter of time"
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"before they break up, she'll be furious with me,"
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"- and just when I need her at the top of her game. - Why is that?"
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"I was scrubbing the kitchen sink all afternoon,"
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"and now my fingers are numb."
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"Were you using that illegal Chinese cleaning powder again?"
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"It's not illegal in China."
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"And it didn't kill those children who made it."
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"Well, I'm off the clock."
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