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Clips from MacGyver - Metal Saw (S01E01)

"Guys..."
MacGyver
"is everything all right?"
MacGyver
"Not really."
MacGyver
"What are you doing?"
MacGyver
"It already sucks!"
MacGyver
"My name's Angus MacGyver. I work with the U.S. government."
MacGyver
"You can call my embassy to verify my identification."
MacGyver
"Hi. I'm Jack."
MacGyver
"Uh..."
MacGyver
"that there is Python."
MacGyver
"I-I'm sure he has a real name,"
MacGyver
"but I honestly can't remember it under the circumstances."
MacGyver
"He's a cyber terrorist. One of Interpol's most wanted."
MacGyver
"a couple of months ago."
MacGyver
"A-Among other..."
MacGyver
"pretty fun things."
MacGyver
"_"
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"No, no, no, no! Don't hit me! Hey! Don't..."
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"- Dude! Are you crazy?! - Bozer,"
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"- what are you doing? - What are you doing?"
MacGyver
"You said you'd play the general in my movie!"
MacGyver
"I thought I'd show you the prosthetic I made."
MacGyver
"- Your movie. - Uh-huh."
MacGyver
"Yeah, I, uh..."
MacGyver
"was having a bad dream."
MacGyver
"- This is really good. - Thanks, man."
MacGyver
"I used my buddy Chu to make a gypsum mold,"
MacGyver
"then added a little slush latex, which settled"
MacGyver
"into vulcanized rubber."
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"- Way above your pay grade, bro. - Definitely."
MacGyver
"So, how was your energy conference in Cleveland?"
MacGyver
"You run into LeBron?"
MacGyver
"You tell him about the cameo I wrote for him?"
MacGyver
"Uneventful. And, uh, no. Sorry."
MacGyver
"Oh, Riley."
MacGyver
"You said it was okay not to knock."
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"- Should I come back later? - Uh..."
MacGyver
"a few jiu-jitsu moves."
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"He was on top."
MacGyver
"We were taking turns throwing down."
MacGyver
"Hmm. Right."
MacGyver
"Okay, well, I need to get out of this costume... 100% wool,"
MacGyver
"100% not breathable."
MacGyver
"I'll be in my plush master suite"
MacGyver
"if anyone needs me."
MacGyver
"Actually... I do need you."
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"Miss Davis."
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"My name is Mr. Green. I will be"
MacGyver
"your parole officer until the court deems"
MacGyver
"you are no longer in need of my services."
MacGyver
"a very unique situation, Miss Davis."
MacGyver
"According to a federal ruling,"
MacGyver
"you will be on conditional release,"
MacGyver
"working off the remainder of your sentence"
MacGyver
"under the employ of the Phoenix Foundation."
MacGyver
"A think tank."
MacGyver
"Now... how does a hacker like you"
MacGyver
"get a deal like that?"
MacGyver
"Personally, I'd like to believe"
MacGyver
"good things happen to good people."
MacGyver
"Please answer truthfully, all right?"
MacGyver
"Now, since your release, have you traveled"
MacGyver
"No, sir."
MacGyver
"you haven't even thought about touching a computer?"
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"Absolutely not."
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"What about alcohol?"
MacGyver
"Not a drop."
MacGyver
"You know, I just finished interviewing"
MacGyver
"your boyfriend, Mr. Bozer."
MacGyver
"Charming young man."
MacGyver
"He certainly is that."
MacGyver
"Enjoy your time together... Ex-cons have a much lower rate"
MacGyver
"of reoffending when they're in healthy relationships with..."
MacGyver
"stable people."
MacGyver
"Come on."
MacGyver
"Seriously?"
MacGyver
"Uh..."
MacGyver
"It's cool. It's cool. I paid for it."
MacGyver
"The only thief here is the vending machine."
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"Ate my last dollar, then mocked me by dangling"
MacGyver
"that sweet, sweet chocolate in my face."
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"Dang..."
MacGyver
"That was awesome."
MacGyver
"Thanks."
MacGyver
"I should be thanking you."
MacGyver
"Convincing my P.O. we're dating gets him off my back."
MacGyver
"Aw, no prob. Happy to do it."
MacGyver
"I figure helping you is like helping Mac,"
MacGyver
"Besides,"
MacGyver
"bad girls are my kryptonite."
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"I'm not bad."
MacGyver
"I just made a mistake."
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"Yeah, you know what they say..."
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"Your best teacher was your last mistake."
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"My mom used to say that when I got in trouble."
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"- Which was all the time. - Mine, too."
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"I appreciate you understanding."
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"Of course I understand. I get you, Riley."
MacGyver
"It's why all of this feels so natural."
MacGyver
"It's like it's not even acting."
MacGyver
"I think the universe is telling us something."
MacGyver
"I think we're supposed to lean into this."
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"So... how about you slide me your digits?"
MacGyver
"Uh..."
MacGyver
"See, I was thinking “digits.” Plural."
MacGyver
"That's right."
MacGyver
"And every week you successfully pretend"
MacGyver
"you'll get another."
MacGyver
"till I can showcase my dope texting skills."
MacGyver
"You mean nine more."
MacGyver
"Area code."
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"Soon I'm gonna woo you the same way Romeo would've wooed Juliet"
MacGyver
"if they had Snapchat back in the Renaissance."
MacGyver
"How's Mac doing?"
MacGyver
"He's good."
MacGyver
"Are you sure about that?"
MacGyver
"Look..."
MacGyver
"but he is operationally sound, I can promise you that."
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"I'd understand if he wasn't."
MacGyver
"- most people. - Well, MacGyver"
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