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Clips from Louie (2010) - Country Drive (S02E02)

"I showed my penis to a girl with Down syndrome"
Louie (2010)
"I gotta wake up as that guy--"
Louie (2010)
"I was just a kid, but this is still the penis"
Louie (2010)
"that I showed to the girl with Down syndrome"
Louie (2010)
"by the dumpster behind Kentucky Fried Chicken."
Louie (2010)
"but it's kind of the same thing"
Louie (2010)
"How old are you?"
Louie (2010)
"You're not gonna ever find out... Come on."
Louie (2010)
"if I can possibly help it. Come on."
Louie (2010)
"I know you can, so you're gonna go"
Louie (2010)
"What? Well, y'know, come on."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, how old are you?"
Louie (2010)
"They're all listening, for Christ's sake! It doesn't matter."
Louie (2010)
"What are you doing ?! I'm dying to know, just tell me."
Louie (2010)
"I'm gonna tell you in your ear,"
Louie (2010)
"and you're lucky. All right."
Louie (2010)
"I mean, what, is everybody gonna think you're 32?"
Louie (2010)
"I mean, come on."
Louie (2010)
"Well, no."
Louie (2010)
"But have you ever seen me all dressed"
Louie (2010)
"and with makeup on?"
Louie (2010)
"I haven't, no."
Louie (2010)
"I'm in the..."
Louie (2010)
"Are you 89, really?"
Louie (2010)
"Jesus Christ!"
Louie (2010)
"What did I just tell him?"
Louie (2010)
"If I never work for you again, it's okay with me."
Louie (2010)
"What did I just tell him?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"So what do you think?"
Louie (2010)
"All right, 89, wow."
Louie (2010)
"Is it making you nervous?"
Louie (2010)
"Well, it's obvious-- it's obvious that"
Louie (2010)
"No, that's clear, I think you--"
Louie (2010)
"cleared that window, you're fine. Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"I went to the University of Chicago. Well, you still smoke."
Louie (2010)
"That gives a lot of us-- I've given it up since January."
Louie (2010)
"I never quite inhaled anyway."
Louie (2010)
"So who's gonna give me a cigarette after this--"
Louie (2010)
"We'll share one after this."
Louie (2010)
"Listen, I-- this is a wonderful company,"
Louie (2010)
"otherwise I wouldn't talk to anybody."
Louie (2010)
"But you all know that"
Louie (2010)
"and someone's gonna give me a cigarette on the way home!"
Louie (2010)
"Okay, let's go back to that. So what do we do now?"
Louie (2010)
"Okay, here we go. Let's roll."
Louie (2010)
"I... am..."
Louie (2010)
"I'm bored."
Louie (2010)
"Do you understand?"
Louie (2010)
"ask questions and then guess."
Louie (2010)
"Daddy, where are we going?"
Louie (2010)
"But people-- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey."
Louie (2010)
"in horses and buggies"
Louie (2010)
"I wrote back to her and I said, "Can we visit you ?""
Louie (2010)
"and then we made plans by mail."
Louie (2010)
"Where?"
Louie (2010)
"You look sad."
Louie (2010)
"Holy shit."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, thank you."
Louie (2010)
"This is Jane and Lilly, this is my daughters."
Louie (2010)
"We're divorced, Ellen."
Louie (2010)
"Come in. Thank you, okay."
Louie (2010)
"I'm all right."
Louie (2010)
"Why do you keep saying that?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, I don't like that word."
Louie (2010)
"Right? Mm-hmm."
Louie (2010)
"I'm always glad when they get ready,"
Louie (2010)
"I can't sit on my daughter's bed"
Louie (2010)
"Let's see how this goes."
Louie (2010)
""Who told you you could cure warts with a dead cat ?""
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"when you've done shitty things as an entire nation?"
Louie (2010)
"How do you take your past and still feel good?"
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"And I know that's an awkward thing to equate"
Louie (2010)
"I'll tell you secretly. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"bored!"
Louie (2010)
"I'm bored!"
Louie (2010)
"When you say, "I'm bored"..."
Louie (2010)
"I guess, uh, I guess the last time I saw you"
Louie (2010)
"Huck Finn says, "Gonna cure my warts.""
Louie (2010)
"If I did it yesterday, it would be considered a lot worse."
Louie (2010)
"I'm not gonna have Alzheimer's."
Louie (2010)
"because Tom Sawyer is a nice kid."
Louie (2010)
"Where is she?"
Louie (2010)
"because Mark Twain, great author--"
Louie (2010)
"and I've got to walk around, living with that every day."
Louie (2010)
"or what her..."
Louie (2010)
"We..."
Louie (2010)
"It goes on forever, inwardly."
Louie (2010)
"We have a rule that if they get their... teeth brushed..."
Louie (2010)
"All right, let's take it easy here, fellas."
Louie (2010)
"He means she's gonna die."
Louie (2010)
"I'm bored."
Louie (2010)
"No, I think that's amazing."
Louie (2010)
"How do you know she's gonna die?"
Louie (2010)
"Well, you're supposed to-- you're supposed to"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, yeah!"
Louie (2010)
"when you were younger and, like,"
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"We live in New York City."
Louie (2010)
"I was about 14."
Louie (2010)
"Well, people used to say this word"
Louie (2010)
"Where will she go?"
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"Aren't we? Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"I haven't the strength."
Louie (2010)
"Well, it's not a good one."
Louie (2010)
"that lived down the street"
Louie (2010)
"I was eight."
Louie (2010)
"to slavery in America..."
Louie (2010)
"And if you ever blab it around, I'll kill ya."
Louie (2010)
"You still-- you can smoke cigarettes."
Louie (2010)