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Clips from Seinfeld - The Heart Attack (S02E02)

"You know this type of person? Very annoying. Feel great."
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"I like being on a respirator."
Seinfeld
"Intravenous, heart-lung machine. I never felt better in my life."
Seinfeld
"Medical science is making advances every day to control health problems."
Seinfeld
"We'll just see people on TV going:"
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"...but I gave myself one of these: Clear!"
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"Kill me now. I'm begging you."
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"Jerk-off."
Seinfeld
"Hey, is anybody listening?!"
Seinfeld
"I don't know how to thank you!"
Seinfeld
"Hey, that was really fun, George. Can we go home now?"
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"And your adenoids are swollen too."
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"...he came in here for a hernia operation."
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"Well, what should I do, Kramer?"
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"Well, an overnight stay in a hospital, minor surgery, I don't know..."
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"You can do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm."
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"...and they used to plunge their faces into the snow."
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"Or, in medical terms, the glossa."
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"You're in touch with a lot of cosmic kind of things."
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"Cleveland, 1 1 7. San Antonio, 1 09."
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"I'm an eggplant! I'm a vegetable!"
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"Really, gentlemen, please."
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"I had a heart attack this big..."
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"...I lived with the Eskimos many years ago..."
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"In fact, it's probably only a matter of time..."
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"Just ruin it."
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"You see?"
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"- Pull over? You want a piece of me? - Yeah!"
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"- Let me drive. - Come on, man, pull over!"
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"You can't leave! This is an ambulance!"
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"Lupus? Is it lupus?!"
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"Here, I brought you something."
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