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Clips from Veep - Inauguration (S05E05)

"Selina Meyer is not interested in becoming vice president again."
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"I'm here to offer my help"
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"in making this transition of power"
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"as smooth as possible"
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"at your inauguration."
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"You were right ahead of James Buchanan,"
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"Data gives no warning, ma'am."
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"What we have to do"
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"Ma'am, we've been in radio silence with the Chinese for the last two weeks."
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"Well, then why don't we send warships out into the South China Seas?"
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"- Sea. - I want my Nobel Peace Prize!"
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"Go to a Lamborghini dealership, you know?"
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"I'm finished with your brag wall."
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"I'm getting kind of hungry. Do you think you could find"
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"Tom James offered it yesterday."
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"It's really more of a copresident position."
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"- Wouldn't you agree with that, Ben? - Sure."
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"Tom James could be healthier, I have to say."
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"Great. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you."
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"All right, come on, Ben, let's go."
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"- Selina Meyer. What a delight. - Tom."
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"and accept my offer of the vice presidency."
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"and a very important part of my administration."
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"- You're gonna be at every meeting. - Okay."
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"Your country thanks you."
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"I want you guys to get used to two things..."
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"- Baller. - Baller."
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"And, of course, with the presidency vacant,"
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"that we've come to an agreement"
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"- Ma'am? - What?"
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"We've got to see what's going on in the Senate right away."
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"but I'm afraid I have to go and attend to"
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"- Get Wallace on the phone. - Get Wallace!"
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"Being called upon to cast this vote"
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"- Please. - Come on, just spit it out."
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"It's official."
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"How dare you?"
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"Yeah, I got to call you back. Something amazing is happening."
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"and I'm funny, ha, ha, ha. Well, at least I cared."
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"It marks the beginning of a new chapter for America."
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"I just spoke to my good friend Senator Bill O'Brien"
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"he's fully endorsing my presidency,"
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"so I will be counting on his help..."
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"Yeah, she seems really, really large for a baby."
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"Oh, wow."
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"for lazy sci-fi premises, e.g., Star Trek"
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"MSNBC has just learned that President-Elect Montez"
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"Oh, Madam President."
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"Uh, I'm just finishing packing up Congressman Ryan's old office."
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"where we all murder each other."
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"We were pretty, pretty close,"
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"Maybe my auntie was actually my real mother"
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"Oh, God."
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"Ma'am? Okay."
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"Mm-hmm. Absolutely, ma'am."
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"Okay, Mrs. Montez and her family, they're on their way."
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"Okay, you listen to me. Listen to me."
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"They can take away your presidency,"
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"- My beauty. - That's right. Let's go."
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"- That's it. - You fouled me."
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"And I almost hired an Iraqi war veteran."
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"- Congratulations, Jonah. - Thanks, man."
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"Come on, let's go. Game on. Here we go."
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"Jesus. Oh, I'm sorry."
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"- Ben here is just showing me around. - I am."
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"I'd think that you'd know the place like the back of your hand by now."
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"- Kent Davison. - Mike McLintock."
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"- Any luck with the new job search? - Uh..."
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"This is Debralee, our surrogate."
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"What did she say?"
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"Would you believe that it was called the Red Room"
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"Yeah."
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"Hell, when my boys were that age, they'd have just torn this place apart."
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"Es muy caliente there."
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"Um, well, I grew up"
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"New Mexican, but not Mexican?"
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"Damn it. I just had it."
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"President Meyer has taken the stage."
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"Oh, wow. Too bad."
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"The handoff of power has begun."
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"and address the nation as president for the first time."
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"Oh."
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"President Meyer taking a moment to catch up with her vice president"
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"My fellow citizens,"
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"On the left side of your screen,"
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"We have just learned that mere minutes into her presidency,"
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"...all of our problems. We must put our faith..."
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"- Madam President. - What?"
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"Oh, come on, man."
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"Well, that's not true."
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"- No. - No, no, you should just come."
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"- Oh, did you get a dog? - Buddy's my..."
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"The parade, ma'am."
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"I think I can walk back from here."
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"Yes?"
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"Anyway, there is no easy way to say this,"
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"- Thank you, Sue. - Of course."
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"Mike! Mike! Mike!"
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"Mike, will the president be making a statement about the House vote?"
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"No, the president will not be making a statement at this time."
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"While she was disappointed in the result,"
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"she was thrilled to watch democracy in action."
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"I mean, the chances of this happening in Russia, nyet."
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"Mike, if Tom James wins against Senator Montez"
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"in the Senate and becomes president, will President Meyer consider..."
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"Okay, let me cut you off right there."
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"That job is in her rearview mirror."
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"I stake my reputation on this."
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"Selina Meyer will never be vice president ever, ever again."
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"So, Tom, let's be real."
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"You're gonna be an accidental president."
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"Pot, kettle."
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"by joining your administration."
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"Well, strangely enough, I was thinking along the same lines."
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"Okay, fantastic. I'll tell you what I want."
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"I want secretary of state"
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"'cause I think that's the least you can do."
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"I was thinking vice president."
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"That's literally the least you can do."
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"And I really want secretary of state."
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