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Clips from Dr. Ken - D.K's New Girlfriend (S02E02)

"She needs her Mama Bear. Ah. Classic cub call."
Dr. Ken
"Well, I know you like being needed."
Dr. Ken
"I mean, that's why you married me."
Dr. Ken
"We're gonna have a spa day."
Dr. Ken
"- Oh, just me and Mo... - Just, uh... just Allison and Molly."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah."
Dr. Ken
"But fun. Which spa?"
Dr. Ken
"- Ooh. - What are you gonna get... a facial,"
Dr. Ken
"a massage?"
Dr. Ken
"Maybe a little manicure?"
Dr. Ken
"Hey, you do dishes for a family of five"
Dr. Ken
"and try and keep a top coat on for more than three days, okay?"
Dr. Ken
"- You are so right. - That's on us for sure."
Dr. Ken
"She does not do dishes for a family of five."
Dr. Ken
"Please. They order in like every night."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, any chance "Papa Bear" gets in on that spa action?"
Dr. Ken
"You can't. You're taking Dave"
Dr. Ken
"Ah, right."
Dr. Ken
"Jazz... rock 'n' roll's comatose little brother."
Dr. Ken
"that you're, uh, going to the Glendale Jazz Festival."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah."
Dr. Ken
"Ah, well, slap my knee and call me Kathy. Me, too."
Dr. Ken
""Kathy"?"
Dr. Ken
"You actually like jazz?"
Dr. Ken
"aimless, more loved in another era,"
Dr. Ken
"best enjoyed by drunk people in New Orleans."
Dr. Ken
"Well, I'll see you at the concert."
Dr. Ken
"So, what is it you wanted to talk about?"
Dr. Ken
"Nothing. I just wanted to hang out."
Dr. Ken
"Come on. It's Mama Bear."
Dr. Ken
"We're in the safe cave."
Dr. Ken
"Well, I'm a little unnerved by whatever that was."
Dr. Ken
"Well, if anything comes up, just let me know."
Dr. Ken
"This is our day, just you and me."
Dr. Ken
"What are you guys doing here?"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, okay."
Dr. Ken
"And you know that thing where somebody says, "Banana,""
Dr. Ken
"and then somebody else says, "Banana," and you just..."
Dr. Ken
"- He's drunk. - We both are, but just..."
Dr. Ken
"- No, just a little bit. - Just a brunch drunk."
Dr. Ken
"Whoo! Whoo!"
Dr. Ken
"All right, Dave, let's go, buddy."
Dr. Ken
"I've got to be back at work next week."
Dr. Ken
"Dad, I feel like jazz might not be your thing."
Dr. Ken
"What? No."
Dr. Ken
"Who needs structure?"
Dr. Ken
"Run free, music! Run free!"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no, I couldn't do that."
Dr. Ken
"I wouldn't mind,"
Dr. Ken
"'cause you're kind of harshing our jazz buzz"
Dr. Ken
"with your downer vibes."
Dr. Ken
"I don't know."
Dr. Ken
"I feel like I should stick around."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, even the bass gets a solo?"
Dr. Ken
"Have fun, guys."
Dr. Ken
"So..."
Dr. Ken
"being a kid..."
Dr. Ken
"how's that going?"
Dr. Ken
"Excellent."
Dr. Ken
"Dad, what are you doing?"
Dr. Ken
"Moving out."
Dr. Ken
"Linda and I decided to live together."
Dr. Ken
"After three weeks?"
Dr. Ken
"What do you even know about this woman?"
Dr. Ken
"I don't know."
Dr. Ken
"She's pretty. Oh, and she likes mermaids."
Dr. Ken
"I know she said she'd love to have me... unlike some people."
Dr. Ken
"What?"
Dr. Ken
"You said the other day, "This is my house.""
Dr. Ken
"You're right."
Dr. Ken
"You and Allison don't want me."
Dr. Ken
"I'm a burden."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, calm down, Dad. That's not true."
Dr. Ken
""When is he gonna leave?""
Dr. Ken
"Huh?"
Dr. Ken
"Son, I get it."
Dr. Ken
"I'm not the easiest guy to have around."
Dr. Ken
"I butt in, have card games without asking."
Dr. Ken
"I get on everybody's nerves."
Dr. Ken
"You'll be happier without me."
Dr. Ken
"This isn't like you, Dad. What's wrong?"
Dr. Ken
"Nothing's wrong. What's wrong with you?"
Dr. Ken
"Look, we... we do want you here."
Dr. Ken
"It's just a boundary issue. That's all."
Dr. Ken
"No boundary issues if I'm not here."
Dr. Ken
"Problem solved."
Dr. Ken
"Dad, can I just say one thing?"
Dr. Ken
"What?"
Dr. Ken
"You packed our remote."
Dr. Ken
"I don't pack randomly."
Dr. Ken
"Dad..."
Dr. Ken
"Excuse me. Hi."
Dr. Ken
"Well, not to be all eager,"
Dr. Ken
"but, thank God, no. Please sit down."
Dr. Ken
"So, are you guys enjoying the show?"
Dr. Ken
"That's a jazzy "yes.""
Dr. Ken
"Oh, you two are so cute together."
Dr. Ken
"Ah?"
Dr. Ken
"Thank you."
Dr. Ken
"My son's with his grandma right now,"
Dr. Ken
"just in case you were wondering,"
Dr. Ken
""What's Megan doing alone at a jazz festival"
Dr. Ken
"talking to a cute guy and his son?""
Dr. Ken
"Oh, okay. I'm sorry."
Dr. Ken
"I assumed that you were adopted and you were his father."
Dr. Ken
"I thought we were in the same boat."
Dr. Ken
"Well, ahoy..."
Dr. Ken
"is my nautical way of saying he is definitely my son."
Dr. Ken
"What do you say?"
Dr. Ken
"- Ah. - May I have a word with you, Dad?"
Dr. Ken
"Sure."
Dr. Ken
"Uh, well, uh, permission to go ashore?"
Dr. Ken
"Uh, granted."
Dr. Ken
"Ah."
Dr. Ken
"What? Look, I panicked, all right?"
Dr. Ken
"I thought it would make her like me,"
Dr. Ken
"and I think I like her, so could you just play along?"
Dr. Ken
"Fine. I'll be your wingboy."
Dr. Ken
"Ah, great."
Dr. Ken
"Ooh. Grr!"
Dr. Ken
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