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Clips from Mork & Mindy - Mama Mork, Papa Mindy (S04E04)

"Here's the name. Here's the name."
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"You combine Mork, Mindy and Earth equals Mearth."
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"Mearth. Mearth McConnell."
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"- Well, it is unusual. - Right."
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"But then, so is he. Heh, heh."
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"[MEARTH CRYING]"
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"There you go."
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"No, you have to bite off the tip first."
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"No! No, he'll choke on that. No, Mearth."
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"Mearth, Mearth, Mearth, look over there."
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"Mearth, look."
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"[MEARTH CRYING]"
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"No, no, no."
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"He hasn't eaten since he arrived. What do you think he eats?"
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"I don't know. He's got all of his teeth. Maybe a little beef jerky."
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"[MORK SPEAKING IN BABY TALK]"
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"MINDY: Oh, no, I think he'd rather eat my comforter. No, no."
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"MORK: No, no. No, Mind, Mind, Mind. No."
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"No, Mind, I think he wants the flowers in the comforter, not the comforter."
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"[MORK SPEAKING IN ORKAN]"
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"Here we go. Look."
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"[SINGING] Hare Krishna, Hare Lama Hare Krishna"
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"Hey there... No."
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"BOTH: Mm."
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"Let's hope there are no bees on there."
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"[BEE BUZZING IN MOUTH]"
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"- Mm. Mm. - Ah. Ah."
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"Bathe the baby, bathe the baby."
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"I told Mork he wouldn't fit in the sink."
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"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
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"- Who is it? FRED: It's me, honey."
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"Oh, hi."
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"Well, I'm just on my way to play a little Dixieland."
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"- Oh, yeah? - So how's the new bride doing?"
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"Oh, great. Heh, heh."
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"Oh, that's an interesting piece of sculpture. Is it a wedding gift?"
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"Oh, no, it's not a present."
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"Actually, it's a piece of a great big eggshell."
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"What was in it, a Buick?"
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"Close."
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"Well, I guess there's no putting this off any longer."
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"I've got something to tell you."
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"And I think you better take this sitting down."
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"Well, okay, honey, fire away."
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"Okay. Let's see, how should I put this?"
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"Yes."
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"Well, now, Mindy, I may have glossed over"
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"Right, that's true."
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"so I'm just gonna lay this right out."
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"See, for some strange Orkan reason,"
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"Mork got pregnant, laid an egg, and now we're parents. Heh."
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"Boy, I'm glad that's over with."
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"Uh, are you trying to tell me that I'm the grandfather of a chicken?"
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"No. No, no, no, it's a baby."
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"It's a 6-foot 225-pound middle-aged baby named Mearth."
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"Dad, don't fall apart on me. You're the only one I can talk to about this."
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"- Are you serious? - I know it's a shock. It was for me too."
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"I mean, where am I gonna find size 46 Pampers?"
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"Where is he?"
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"Oh. Oh, um, uh..."
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"They're grazing in a flower bed. Heh."
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"Good. Come on."
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"By tomorrow morning, you can be in Brazil."
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"Dad, I'm not gonna run away."
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"I mean, he's my son."
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"I know it's kind of weird now,"
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"but I'm sure in enough time, I'll grow to love every hair on his chest."
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"Won't I?"
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"Well, honey, if that's what you wanna do."
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"Now, you never were afraid of new experiences."
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"I mean, you married an alien and you went to another planet,"
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"and you were the first girl in Boulder to play Little League baseball."
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"Thanks. I hope you're right."
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"MORK: You have to realize that most squirrels don't normally fly like that."
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"My God, it is true."
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"There you go. Neener-ner."
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"Quick, Mindy, call Air Brazil."
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"Well, there he goes again,"
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"every hour, on the hour, just like clockwork."
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"Yep. Well, I'll give him his bottle."
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"But this time, you burp him. I think I threw my shoulder out."
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"Oh, no."
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"Look, Mork, he tossed out his bottle again."
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"Here's your bottle."
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"[MEARTH BABBLING]"
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"Powdered."
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"MORK & MINDY: He spoke!"
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"Oh, Mind, he's a genius."
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"Our little baby can talky-awky."
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"Where would he learn such big words?"
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"Well, William F. Buckley was hosting The Muppets this evening."
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"[AS BUCKLEY] Let me see the quality,"
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"the porcine and porcupine quality, of the tiny bubbles"
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"as the hands motivate the motion."
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"Mearth, what's Daddy bouncing on?"
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"- What is it? - Tush."
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"I was shooting for bed, but he's right."
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"[IN NORMAL VOICE] Of course he is, Mind. He's half a superior being."
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"What...? All right. And who are you?"
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"- Who are you? - Mearth."
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"[MINDY GASPS]"
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"[MINDY GASPS]"
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"Oh. Mind, I feel just like Anne Bancroft in The Miracle Worker."
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"- Who's this? - Mm..."
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"- Shoe. - Shoe?"
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"Hey, isn't that wonderful, Mind? His first non sequitur."
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"- Mork, he called me "Shoe." - Funny, you don't look Shoeish."
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"[MORK CHUCKLES]"
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"Say "Daddy.""
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"Daddy."
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"[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]"
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"Great, he's bilingual."
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"You're Mommy and I'm Shoe."
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"Don't worry about it, Mind. He still loves you."
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"Besides, he'll be up again in another hour and we'll try again."
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"- Good night, hon. - Good night."
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"Night, Mearth."
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"MINDY: You know, Mork, now that he's talking,"
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"we're gonna have to be careful no one finds out he's an A-L-I-E-N."
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"If anyone should find out that... Whoa!"
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