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Clips from Transparent - Man on the Land (S02E02)

"My name is Ashley."
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"Some of you are here for personal reasons."
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"Lost love,"
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"Some of you I know from my Drumming Away Racism group."
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"Can everybody lie down?"
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"You might experience some deep emotions."
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"Laughter, uncontrollable weeping"
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"is not uncommon."
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"Just release."
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"Would you like to take your place on the mat so we can begin?"
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"We're going to just unleash some emotions."
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"Hello, I'm Sherlock the clown."
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"May I interest you in a magic show?"
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"$30 for an hour, $20 for 15 minutes?"
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"Please help me out."
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"[muttering]"
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"Hello, can I interest you in a card trick?"
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"No, thank you."
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"What's happening?"
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"Man on the land! Man on the land!"
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"What's going on?"
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"and they only come, by the way, to take our shit away,"
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"so everyone knows there's a man on the land,"
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"so nobody gets triggered, or too excited."
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"Has there been a problem with the employees?"
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"It's that they're men."
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"Man on the land! Man on the land!"
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"What the..."
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"Man on the land! Man on the land!"
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"[moaning]"
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"Excuse me, do you know where Camp Sojourner is?"
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"Ali?"
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"Did I... I..."
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"Did I just see you walking that woman around on a leash?"
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"Yeah, she's my naughty doggy."
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"It's a play scene."
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"Yeah."
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"You know, consensual power exchange."
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"Role playing."
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"You interested?"
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"Oh, here we go."
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"Zelda just hates it when I start waxing philosophical."
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"But tonight it feels so damn good"
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"with my chosen family."
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"Hear, hear, to being specks."
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"Mmm."
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"Oh, man, I never felt totally free"
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"until my first summer here walking around buck naked"
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"in the woods."
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"That's so true. It's so nice here."
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"So comfortable. No predators."
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"Except for these goddamn mosquitoes."
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"all the time in the real world"
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"with this low-grade anxiety of being"
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"raped or maimed."
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"Oh my God, Moppa, hi!"
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"Oh, hi, I was so worried about you."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"I want to go."
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"No, what?"
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"I'm going to find Sarah, and we're going to go, okay?"
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"- Please, listen. - I'll explain."
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"- And it's so late. - Please?"
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"These women are really nice."
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"I've been here for awhile."
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"Just sit and have one beer."
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"Maura, come. Come."
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"Sit. Come sit."
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"Hi, Leslie. I'm... I'm not..."
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"Okay, okay."
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"Here, have mine. It's open."
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"I'm gonna get you a chair."
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"Well, apparently some second-wavers"
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"- [laughing] - Things get nuts around here."
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"Oh, the fucking extremists."
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"Yeah, well, here's to us extremists."
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"Here's to the last remaining extremists!"
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"Just don't be starting any shit, Sandy,"
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"because Ali and Maura had no idea"
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"about the festival policy."
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"Hey, Leslie?"
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"What is the festival policy?"
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"Women born women."
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"I don't mean to be rude, but what does that mean?"
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"I mean, when you say women born women?"
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"It means people who were born with a vagina and a uterus."
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"First of all, does that mean if you have a hysterectomy,"
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"you're not a woman?"
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"Bingo, here we go with the hysterectomy."
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"Come on, she brought up uteruses!"
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"I'm just saying having a uterus doesn't grant you entry into this place."
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"Look, I drove the plow. I cleared these woods"
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"and we did it with one thing in mind:"
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"No one's trying to take your woods away from you."
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"I just feel that I have a right to be here, too,"
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"as a transgender woman."
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"and the showers."
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"- Why? - Penises are triggering"
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"- to many women. - Why?"
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"- Because we've all been raped. - Everybody?"
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"I didn't rape you."
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"It's true. She stopped raping long ago."
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"See, this is where it gets really weird,"
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"because, you know, suddenly the conversation"
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"is all around you,"
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"You're trying to make me comfortable?"
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"Yeah, we're..."
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"Right now, you're trying to make me comfortable?"
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"We're trying to explain it to you."
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"What privilege are you talking about?"
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"I was in way too much pain to experience"
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"Your pain and your privilege are separate."
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"you were still compensated as a man,"
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"and you owned the house. You had your name on the house."
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"It's not unreasonable."
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"That was this is about? The house? And Mom?"
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"- This is bullshit. - Oh, here goes the privilege bullshit."
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"You gonna stay here with your uterus, or are you coming with me?"
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"Ali's a big girl."
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"Yikes."
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