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Clips from Roxanne

Short Films 1987 4 min 1,589 clips
Short Musical

Credits

I told you I'd return it.
"I told you I'd return it."
Roxanne
♫ I'm walkin'
"♫ I'm walkin'"
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♫ Now I'm forming words with my tongue
"♫ Now I'm forming words with my tongue"
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♫ Now I'm stumbling But I'm okay now
"♫ Now I'm stumbling But I'm okay now"
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♫ Now I'm seeing
"♫ Now I'm seeing"
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Now! It's a cop.
"Now! It's a cop."
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Wait a minute. If he's a cop, where's his gun?
"Wait a minute. If he's a cop, where's his gun?"
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Don't say it.
"Don't say it."
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- Here it comes!
"- Here it comes!"
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- 3-D, comin' at ya!
"- 3-D, comin' at ya!"
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I love your shoes. - What do you mean?
"I love your shoes. - What do you mean?"
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as much as I really admire your shoes...
"as much as I really admire your shoes..."
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and as much as I'd love to have a pair just like them...
"and as much as I'd love to have a pair just like them..."
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Get up!
"Get up!"
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That was close. - You want trouble?
"That was close. - You want trouble?"
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Blood!
"Blood!"
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You broke my nose!
"You broke my nose!"
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Olé.
"Olé."
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Service!
"Service!"
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Dixie?
"Dixie?"
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Where's my tea?
"Where's my tea?"
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Come here, Grover.
"Come here, Grover."
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Shit!
"Shit!"
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Damn it!
"Damn it!"
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is that I would like the people of this community
"is that I would like the people of this community"
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Hello?
"Hello?"
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Hi, Chief. What is it?
"Hi, Chief. What is it?"
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I think that's a wise choice.
"I think that's a wise choice."
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if she'd had an anchor on her arm.
"if she'd had an anchor on her arm."
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God, I hate heights.
"God, I hate heights."
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Thanks.
"Thanks."
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Hello...?
"Hello...?"
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There you go. I'm averting my eyes, finally.
"There you go. I'm averting my eyes, finally."
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No particular reason.
"No particular reason."
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Cheers.
"Cheers."
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Party trick.
"Party trick."
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Well, a nose by any other name.
"Well, a nose by any other name."
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Would smell as sweet.
"Would smell as sweet."
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My name's Roxanne. Thanks for helping me before.
"My name's Roxanne. Thanks for helping me before."
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I thought you'd never ask. - I didn't.
"I thought you'd never ask. - I didn't."
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It's a telescope. It's beautiful.
"It's a telescope. It's beautiful."
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and Sea of Tranquility.
"and Sea of Tranquility."
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Oh, well, we don't know everything, do we?
"Oh, well, we don't know everything, do we?"
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There's at least six different types.
"There's at least six different types."
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can produce the strange and charmed quarks.
"can produce the strange and charmed quarks."
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No. Subnuclear particles.
"No. Subnuclear particles."
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Why is that? - It's a secret.
"Why is that? - It's a secret."
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There's a name for a galaxy.
"There's a name for a galaxy."
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Wish for something to happen.
"Wish for something to happen."
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What?
"What?"
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What's that?
"What's that?"
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I think you'd better get off that hose.
"I think you'd better get off that hose."
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He reads encyclopedias? - He is an encyclopedia.
"He reads encyclopedias? - He is an encyclopedia."
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We just ran out of gas.
"We just ran out of gas."
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Sandy, come here.
"Sandy, come here."
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He could cheer you up.
"He could cheer you up."
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You are playing it beautifully.
"You are playing it beautifully."
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You don't mind if I give it a shot?
"You don't mind if I give it a shot?"
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You go right ahead. - Thanks, maestro.
"You go right ahead. - Thanks, maestro."
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and enjoy some outdoor hot-tubbing.
"and enjoy some outdoor hot-tubbing."
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Oh, yeah.
"Oh, yeah."
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So long, foxy. - So long.
"So long, foxy. - So long."
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Dean, it's Bales, B-A-L-E-S.
"Dean, it's Bales, B-A-L-E-S."
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- It's gonna be all right, honey. C.D. Will take care of it.
"- It's gonna be all right, honey. C.D. Will take care of it."
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Why do they have to do that? Goddamn it.
"Why do they have to do that? Goddamn it."
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I didn't make it up. It's true.
"I didn't make it up. It's true."
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Do I have to get down now?
"Do I have to get down now?"
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Let's just stay up here for a while.
"Let's just stay up here for a while."
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I'm Andy. - Good to meet you.
"I'm Andy. - Good to meet you."
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Have you met the chief?
"Have you met the chief?"
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Well, he's kind of funny-looking, so I wouldn't mention it.
"Well, he's kind of funny-looking, so I wouldn't mention it."
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Watch it on that stair.
"Watch it on that stair."
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I think I discovered a comet.
"I think I discovered a comet."
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It's no big deal. There's lots of comets.
"It's no big deal. There's lots of comets."
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I haven't climbed this many steps since I went to see the maharishi.
"I haven't climbed this many steps since I went to see the maharishi."
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I think that a series of ten comets... - Yeah?
"I think that a series of ten comets... - Yeah?"
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Watch it around this corner. - I got it.
"Watch it around this corner. - I got it."
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So I've carried this up here for nothing.
"So I've carried this up here for nothing."
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Not really.
"Not really."
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Nothing.
"Nothing."
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eight minutes, 31 seconds.
"eight minutes, 31 seconds."
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He should be bronzed.
"He should be bronzed."
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If anything happens to you, C.D. Will be all over my kizitski or kozalski.
"If anything happens to you, C.D. Will be all over my kizitski or kozalski."
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and I'll set him up with some mulled wine...
"and I'll set him up with some mulled wine..."
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A little water, and then you're gonna talk to her.
"A little water, and then you're gonna talk to her."
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Remember me? - I'm trying to put it behind me.
"Remember me? - I'm trying to put it behind me."
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Is this your shop? - Yeah.
"Is this your shop? - Yeah."
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It's perfect. - Thank you.
"It's perfect. - Thank you."
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It came to me last night in a flash.
"It came to me last night in a flash."
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Teach her to drink a beer! These things work!
"Teach her to drink a beer! These things work!"
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And I was there. I saw it happen.
"And I was there. I saw it happen."
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It's... dare I say... genius?
"It's... dare I say... genius?"
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But maybe... maybe it is.
"But maybe... maybe it is."
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Then you think It's obvious I'm not staring, so you look.
"Then you think It's obvious I'm not staring, so you look."
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So you say, This is ridiculous. And you take a good look.
"So you say, This is ridiculous. And you take a good look."
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You think people go to Sun Valley 'cause they have a great fire department?
"You think people go to Sun Valley 'cause they have a great fire department?"
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Ladies, drinks are on Chuck. - Like it?
"Ladies, drinks are on Chuck. - Like it?"
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But if you used a little tenderizer, I might cook up pretty good.
"But if you used a little tenderizer, I might cook up pretty good."
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Asshole.
"Asshole."
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Hey, where you goin', big nose?
"Hey, where you goin', big nose?"
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Well, you really got me on that one, didn't you?
"Well, you really got me on that one, didn't you?"
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Wait a second.
"Wait a second."
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I suppose you could think of somethin' better?
"I suppose you could think of somethin' better?"
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All right, 20 something betters. Here goes.
"All right, 20 something betters. Here goes."
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Philosophical:
"Philosophical:"
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Humorous: Laugh, and the world laughs with you.
"Humorous: Laugh, and the world laughs with you."
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Sympathetic:
"Sympathetic:"
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Scientific:
"Scientific:"
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Whoa. I'd hate to see the grindstone.
"Whoa. I'd hate to see the grindstone."
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Think about it.
"Think about it."
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Inquiry: When you stop and smell the flowers...
"Inquiry: When you stop and smell the flowers..."
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Disgusting:
"Disgusting:"
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Sixteen!
"Sixteen!"
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Uh, paranoid:
"Uh, paranoid:"
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Appreciative:
"Appreciative:"
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All right.
"All right."
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One more! - You can do it, C.D.
"One more! - You can do it, C.D."
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A little light reading, huh, Andy?
"A little light reading, huh, Andy?"
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I got 9,000 for my house this summer.
"I got 9,000 for my house this summer."
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Which one of the five?
"Which one of the five?"
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