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Clips from The Office - Booze Cruise (S02E02)

"Hey. Hello."
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"I know you did this, 'cause you're friends with the vending machine guy."
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"It's a pencil cup."
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"Maybe. I don't know. Not maybe. Yes or no?"
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"Well, no, but... Okay, don't spoil it for everybody, all right?"
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"I'm going to combine elements of fun and motivation and education"
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"into a single mind-blowing experience."
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"I have a test for business school tomorrow night."
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"Why did you tell us to bring a bathing suit? To throw you off the scent."
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"Well, just keep the tags on and you can return it."
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"We're not gonna pay for a bathing suit."
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"Okay, I know what you're all thinking. Who is this smart little cookie?"
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"Her name is Brenda something, and she is from Corporate."
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"And she is here, like you, to learn from what I have to say."
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"But it talked about the actual course."
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"And I've incorporated a lot of his ideas into my own course."
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"I mean, who saw the movie Titanic?"
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"Are you sure you got the title right? Titanic."
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"Michael stands in the front of the boat"
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"and says that he's king of the world within the first hour,"
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"They're happy down there in the furnace room."
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"Aye-aye, Captain."
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"I am the Skipper, and, Dwight, you will be Gilligan!"
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"Cool!"
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"Actually, I'm the skipper. Okay."
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"But you could be Gilligan. No! I'd rather die."
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"Hi, welcome aboard. Okay."
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"And I am the Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin, Michael Scott."
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"Welcome, welcome!"
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"So the Coast Guard requires that I tell you where the safety exits are."
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"If the boat's rocking, don't come knocking!"
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"Why don't you let me and my crew do our job?"
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"All right?"
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"No, she was total Miss Artsy-Fartsy in high school."
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"Where did you go to school?"
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"We played you!"
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"Good, well, that is what Scranton is all about."
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"and on the dock with the Gilligan thing."
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"I would like to talk to you all about life preservers."
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"Now, one important life preserver in business is IT support."
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"All right, I need a volunteer to come up here and hold my stick!"
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"I was the youngest pilot in Pan Am history. When I was four,"
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"And I was four and I was great."
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"And I would have landed it, but my dad wanted us to go back to our seats."
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"used in ancient times"
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"And communicate!"
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"Sometimes you have to just be the boss dancing."
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"Early in the morning?"
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"Snorkel shot! Snorkel shot! Snorkel shot!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Come on!"
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"Come on. Darryl! Darryl!"
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"Women and children. No, no, salesmen and profit centers."
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"Well, I was the captain of a PC-1 Cyclone coastal patrol boat"
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"So you don't want to ask my advice."
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"Let's see..."
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"Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, and I wasn't thinking about some customer."
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"I just wanted to clear that up."
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"Can you listen to me for a second?"
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"We were up at the front, and we were talking about what's really important and..."
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"Pam,"
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"Oh, my God! I love you, baby!"
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"about making commitments"
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"because we pretty much were saying the same thing."
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"Congratulations! That is great!"
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"Hey, hey, hey! I got an idea, I got an idea."
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"What is wrong with you? Why did you even bring me here tonight?"
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"I'm on medication. Really? What?"
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"Okay, guys, guys, guys. Cool it."
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"Everybody? Dunder Mifflin Scranton employees,"
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"In five minutes, this ship is going to be at the bottom of the lake,"
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"And it's something that each and every one of us have to think about."
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"What a night."
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"You and Pam? Wow!"
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"You know I made out with Jan. Yeah, I know."
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"She's really funny, and she's warm,"
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"That's weird. A dollar for a stapler, that's pretty good."
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"I love these."
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"Here, you know what? I don't have any..."
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"Hello, everyone. Good morning, Michael."
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"Last week, Michael sent out this mysterious memo."
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"It's time for our first-quarter camaraderie event."
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"So pack a swimsuit, a toothbrush, rubber-soled shoes and a ski mask."
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"So that he can have us rob a bank and then escape through the sewers."
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"And brush our teeth."
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"Yeah."
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"Michael. Stanley, bo-banley."
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"...what we're doing. Me, my, mo, manly."
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"You said bring a toothbrush. Stanley."
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"Is this an overnight? Maybe."
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"The suspense is just so exciting, isn't it?"
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"But we are going on a booze cruise on Lake Wallenpaupack."
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"It's cheaper."
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"This is not just another party."
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"This is a leadership training exercise."
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"It is now time to unveil"
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"the destination of this year's retreat."
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"We are going on a harbor cruise of Lake Wallenpaupack."
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"Yes!"
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"Is it okay if I skip the cruise and study for that?"
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"No, this is mandatory."
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"But don't worry. You know what? You're gonna learn plenty."
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"I'm already in business school. Well, this..."
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"Wait, Michael. Yeah?"
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"Yeah, but I bought a bathing suit."
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"I took the tags off already. Well, that's not my fault, okay? Just..."
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"I am a great motivational speaker."
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"I attended a Tony Robbins event by the airport last year and..."
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"Leader... ship."
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"The word ship is hidden inside the word leadership"
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"So if this office is in fact a ship,"
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"I am the captain."
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"But we're all in the same boat. Teamwork!"
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"Last year, Michael's theme was Bowl over the competition."
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"So guess where we went."
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"what is the sales department?"
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"Anyone?"
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"How about the sales department is the sails?"
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"Yes, Darryl, the sales department makes sales. Good."
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"A furnace? How old is this ship?"
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