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Clips from Seinfeld - The Sponge (S07E07)

"The Today Sponge."
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"- Everybody loves the Sponge. - I read it in Wa// Street Week."
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"Louis Rukeyser."
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"How did I get your number?"
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"I met a guy that knows you, he gave it to me."
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"I don't remember his name. I think it began with a W, maybe a Q."
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"You know, I really like those new jeans Jerry was wearing."
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"He's really thin."
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"Why? He's a 31. I saw the tag on the back."
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"The tag, huh?"
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"It's no 31, and let's just leave it at that."
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"- I can't believe I just told you that. - Why not?"
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"- Where did you get that from? - Well, we're a couple. It's understood."
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"- I never heard of that. - Well, you've never been a couple."
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"I've coupled. I've coupled."
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"This is totally different. That was my secret. This is Jerry's secret."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- What's the matter? - I had a fight with Susan."
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"Clothing something, I don't know..."
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"- So, what are you doing tonight? - I got a date with that girl Lena."
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"- Lena? How did you meet her? - I actually met her a few weeks ago..."
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"...but..."
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"Jerry got Lena's unlisted number from Kramer's AIDS Walk list."
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"He got her number off an AIDS Walk list?"
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"You met her a few weeks ago, but?"
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"So, wanna double?"
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"- What? - Well, you know, I just had a fight."
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"I need a group dynamic."
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"I'm gonna do a hard target search of every drug store, general store..."
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"...health store, grocery store in a 25 block radius:"
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"Hey, women are really loyal to their birth-control methods."
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"- You don't now? - I..."
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"Figure it's something."
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"And you got the AIDS Walk tomorrow."
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"You're never gonna make it. You're in horrible shape."
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"- I'm in tiptop shape. - Tiptop?"
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"Well, I'm walking for charity. What are you doing?"
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"...one of these walkers."
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"Do you have any Today Sponges?"
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"- Can I help you? - Do you have any Today Sponges?"
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"- I know they're off the market... - Actually, we have a case left."
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"Sixty."
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"- Well, I'll take three. - Three?"
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"Yeah. Make it 10."
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"- Did you say 20? - Yeah, 25 Sponges is just fine."
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"- Twenty-five? - Yeah."
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"- You're set with 25? - Yeah. Yeah."
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"Hey, I have found the best-smelling detergent. Lena, smell my shirt."
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"- Very nice. - It's All TempaCheer."
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"I use Planet. It's biodegradable..."
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"...and it doesn't pollute the oceans."
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"Yeah, the oceans are really getting very sudsy."
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"I work in a soup kitchen every morning at 6 a.m."
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"They serve soup at 6 a. M?"
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"Yeah, that's all they have."
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"- Guess who volunteered last week. - Mick Jagger."
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"No."
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"So let me ask you something. These people eat soup three times a day?"
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"- Maya Angelou, the poet. - No, I didn't get the chance."
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"- I'm going to the ladies' room. - I'll go with you."
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"Why are you looking at me like that?"
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"Why did you have to mention unlisted number?"
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"- What are you talking about? - I gotta tell you something..."
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"...but you cannot tell Susan."
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"- Oh, that's awful. - I know, but don't say anything."
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"He told me not to tell you."
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"Well, you know, I was thinking about what you said before..."
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"...and you're right, I've never really been a couple, so if that's the rule..."
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"...l'm gonna go by the rule. - Thank you, honey."
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"So you wanna go home and make up officially?"
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"I'm out of birth control stuff."
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"- Where am I gonna park? - No, don't park. I'll just sit in the car."
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"- You can run in. - Me run in? Why don't you run in?"
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"- Of course I do. - You do? What?"
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"- You know, you use the: - The what?"
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"You know, the:"
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"Just get me some Sponges, please."
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"- What? - I just found out they're off the market."
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"- Off the market? The Sponge? - So you gotta use something else."
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"Okay."
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"Kramer, what the hell is going on in here?"
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"It's a poker game. And I'm kicking some serious butt!"
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"You see those two ladies I got showing? Do they look scared?"
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"Let's go! Let's go! Rack them up! Come on!"
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"- Hold on just a second. - Okay."
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"Elaine, it's me, George."
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"- Hey, sorry to bother you so late. - Yeah."
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"Hey, how you doing?"
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"- Susan loves the Sponge. - Yeah, I'm sorry, George."
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"Wait... Elaine. Let me explain something to you."
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"You see, this is not just a weekend routine."
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"I'm on the verge of make- up sex here."
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"But, Elaine..."
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"Elaine, can I just explain something to you very privately."
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"I'm sure you'll have another fight, George."
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"Hold that thought."
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"Jerry Seinfeld, he got a woman's number..."
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"He what?"
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"A friend of a friend of a friend knows Susan."
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"It's okay. There's nothing to be sorry about. I don't mind."
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"No, not at all. No problem."
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"You're lucky you're walking out of here with a pair of pants on!"
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"Kramer, you went all night?"
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"- Jerry, breakfast on me. - Kramer, are you out of your mind?"
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"- You're never gonna make it. - AIDS Walk, that's a cake walk."
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"- So, George...? - Yeah."
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"- Really? How did she do that? - A friend of a friend of Susan's."
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"- You know what this means? - What?"
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"You're cut off! You're out of the loop!"
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"You're cutting me off? No, no, Jerry, don't cut me off."
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"...as far as I'm concerned. - Oh, Jerry, come on."
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"Please, it won't happen again."
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"If you were in the Mafia, would you tell her every time you killed someone?"
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"- I don't know, George. - So Lena was upset, huh?"
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"You know what, that was the amazing thing."
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"- What? It didn't bother her? - No, she said it was fine."
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"What?"
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"I mean, she's giving and caring and generally concerned..."
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"...about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that."
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"- I see what you mean. - I admire the hell out of her."
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