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Clips from Space Jam

Video Games 1996 ★ 6.7/10 (398 ratings) 1,179 clips
Family Comedy Action

Credits

Michael?
"Michael?"
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Couldn't sleep, Pops.
"Couldn't sleep, Pops."
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Just one.
"Just one."
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Shouldn't you get some sleep first?
"Shouldn't you get some sleep first?"
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Once l've done all that...
"Once l've done all that..."
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Baseball. Yeah, now, that's a sport.
"Baseball. Yeah, now, that's a sport."
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...l've reached the pinnacle of my basketball career and must retire.
"...l've reached the pinnacle of my basketball career and must retire."
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l've never really told anybody this, except for one person.
"l've never really told anybody this, except for one person."
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I think outfield, because it'll be hard for me to pitch.
"I think outfield, because it'll be hard for me to pitch."
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Let's get out of here. This stinks.
"Let's get out of here. This stinks."
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Don't bring me here any more, right?
"Don't bring me here any more, right?"
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New ones!
"New ones!"
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Get it?
"Get it?"
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Exactly!
"Exactly!"
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We need something, something....
"We need something, something...."
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Strike!
"Strike!"
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Curve ball. Don't swing.
"Curve ball. Don't swing."
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l'll get you another one.
"l'll get you another one."
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I want him to be the happiest player.
"I want him to be the happiest player."
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I couldn't help it.
"I couldn't help it."
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That was a good-looking strikeout.
"That was a good-looking strikeout."
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I'm Stan Podolak, Mr. Jordan, the Baron's new publicist.
"I'm Stan Podolak, Mr. Jordan, the Baron's new publicist."
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-Hanging on! -Hanging on!
"-Hanging on! -Hanging on!"
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You irascible bunny! Come back here, you screwy rodent!
"You irascible bunny! Come back here, you screwy rodent!"
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l've got you now!
"l've got you now!"
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And one whopper headache for Elmer Fudd.
"And one whopper headache for Elmer Fudd."
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ls he around?
"ls he around?"
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-We're taking you for a ride. -Move it.
"-We're taking you for a ride. -Move it."
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Totally. All right. So, like, where are we going?
"Totally. All right. So, like, where are we going?"
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-Sorry it took so long. -Don't worry about it.
"-Sorry it took so long. -Don't worry about it."
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-Hold up, right here. -Here?
"-Hold up, right here. -Here?"
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lt's a classic.
"lt's a classic."
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Thanks, though.
"Thanks, though."
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Hey, Jeff, you okay?
"Hey, Jeff, you okay?"
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He lost 32 points in his average.
"He lost 32 points in his average."
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Collard greens.
"Collard greens."
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Good. I need a good meal tonight.
"Good. I need a good meal tonight."
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ls this the only thing on TV? What's up with this?
"ls this the only thing on TV? What's up with this?"
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Get this guy a tennis racquet!
"Get this guy a tennis racquet!"
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What's the big emergency?
"What's the big emergency?"
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Not so fast, doc.
"Not so fast, doc."
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lt's a rule.
"lt's a rule."
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Okay. lt is in the rule book.
"Okay. lt is in the rule book."
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Una momento!
"Una momento!"
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Yes, Private Porkster?
"Yes, Private Porkster?"
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Say...
"Say..."
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...we could have a bowling tournament.
"...we could have a bowling tournament."
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We challenge you to a basketball game.
"We challenge you to a basketball game."
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What is basketball?
"What is basketball?"
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We didn't have that in school.
"We didn't have that in school."
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Someone's killing someone!
"Someone's killing someone!"
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No. Seriously?
"No. Seriously?"
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He's good.
"He's good."
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Let's go! Get back on d!
"Let's go! Get back on d!"
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Time out! Call time out!
"Time out! Call time out!"
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-Sit down, Chuck. -Man, I'm fine! I am fine!
"-Sit down, Chuck. -Man, I'm fine! I am fine!"
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You sure?
"You sure?"
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Come on, Patrick. Showtime!
"Come on, Patrick. Showtime!"
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What's wrong with him?
"What's wrong with him?"
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How you doing?
"How you doing?"
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l'll call you later. Love you, bye.
"l'll call you later. Love you, bye."
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lt's open!
"lt's open!"
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Lace up your Nikes.
"Lace up your Nikes."
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All right.
"All right."
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And there's an important question I must ask you.
"And there's an important question I must ask you."
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Sure, let the little pipsqueaks knock themselves out.
"Sure, let the little pipsqueaks knock themselves out."
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Suffering succotash!
"Suffering succotash!"
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You are my friend. You are my ally.
"You are my friend. You are my ally."
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You are my weapon. You are leaving.
"You are my weapon. You are leaving."
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Good try.
"Good try."
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Think I got a shot?
"Think I got a shot?"
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lt's because I'm white.
"lt's because I'm white."
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Look for some players where they never looked before.
"Look for some players where they never looked before."
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For dinner?
"For dinner?"
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Look at that spin.
"Look at that spin."
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lt is alive!
"lt is alive!"
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-That's his ball too. -Yeah, it's my ball.
"-That's his ball too. -Yeah, it's my ball."
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Wait, let me get a picture!
"Wait, let me get a picture!"
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Just take the picture!
"Just take the picture!"
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-l didn't do anything! -Where'd he go?
"-l didn't do anything! -Where'd he go?"
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Not real? lf I weren't real, could I do this?
"Not real? lf I weren't real, could I do this?"
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lt's Michael!
"lt's Michael!"
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Basketball!
"Basketball!"
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I thought I saw....
"I thought I saw...."
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I did. I did see Michael Jordan.
"I did. I did see Michael Jordan."
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Your John Hancock, please?
"Your John Hancock, please?"
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So, what do you say we go for a little spin?
"So, what do you say we go for a little spin?"
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I thought you'd never ask.
"I thought you'd never ask."
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They're huge! We need to beat these guys.
"They're huge! We need to beat these guys."
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They'll make us do stand-up, the same jokes every night!
"They'll make us do stand-up, the same jokes every night!"
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We'll be locked up like wild animals, trotted out to perform...
"We'll be locked up like wild animals, trotted out to perform..."
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Stan Podolak.
"Stan Podolak."
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He's pathetic, isn't he?
"He's pathetic, isn't he?"
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l'll give us both twos. We weren't in any kind of emotional state to putt.
"l'll give us both twos. We weren't in any kind of emotional state to putt."
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You know David Stern?
"You know David Stern?"
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We got weights.
"We got weights."
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We've got balls.
"We've got balls."
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You're worried about a mess?
"You're worried about a mess?"
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There's nothing here a little spit shine wouldn't fix.
"There's nothing here a little spit shine wouldn't fix."
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You guys are nuts.
"You guys are nuts."
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Me too!
"Me too!"
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You've heard of the Dream Team? We're the Mean Team, wussieman!
"You've heard of the Dream Team? We're the Mean Team, wussieman!"
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I don't play basketball anymore.
"I don't play basketball anymore."
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I say, I resemble that remark.
"I say, I resemble that remark."
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-Michael's the greatest! -Shut up!
"-Michael's the greatest! -Shut up!"
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Yeah, are you okay?
"Yeah, are you okay?"
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You're not scared of them...
"You're not scared of them..."
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Girls! Come on over! Hurry up! Hurry!
"Girls! Come on over! Hurry up! Hurry!"
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Wanna-be! Be gone!
"Wanna-be! Be gone!"
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Just a few more tests.
"Just a few more tests."
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...unable to perform?
"...unable to perform?"
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l'll never get another technical.
"l'll never get another technical."
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l'll never trash-talk.
"l'll never trash-talk."
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I have.
"I have."
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l'd like to try out.
"l'd like to try out."
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You want to play one-on-one, doll?
"You want to play one-on-one, doll?"
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...''doll.''
"...''doll.''"
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Check!
"Check!"
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Very smooth.
"Very smooth."
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Obviously.
"Obviously."
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