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Clips from Battleship (2012)

"She's smart, kind, beautiful, funny,"
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"and I'm madly in love with her."
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"I love you."
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"I love you, too."
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"First off, I'd like to welcome you all to the RIMPAC International Naval War Games."
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"the greatest fighting ship in American naval history."
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"GUARD: That way, sir."
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"The U.S.S. Missouri was the final battleship"
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"to be completed by the United States"
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"before being de-commissioned and replaced"
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"But they are kind of like dinosaurs."
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"They're designed to take hits, like a floating punching bag."
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"But then there's destroyers, which are just awesome."
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"They're designed to dish it out like the Terminator."
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"Are you a Captain?"
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"No, he's not a Captain because he's always late. Come on."
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"Which is even better."
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"Babe, it's a formality."
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"Okay, go. I'm all over it."
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"We have with us today, veterans from the Missouri"
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"Good to be here."
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"on this outstanding exercise..."
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"I would like the Commanding Officers to come to the stage."
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"Captain Nagata, Japan."
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"(GREETS IN JAPANESE)"
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"Captain Lou, Malaysia."
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"it's so close to the way we say it."
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"He hates me."
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"He doesn't hate you. Shut up. Shut up."
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"A special acknowledgment to Commander Stone Hopper, United States Navy."
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"had the highest overall rating last year."
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"Commander."
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"Welcome, everybody. It's really great to see you all here today."
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"Especially you, gentlemen. It's a true honor."
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"Me and my crew, we're going to have to be on our toes this year"
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"He loves his daughter, she loves you. He's going to respect that."
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"Hey, Mike. Admiral."
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"Tell me where this came from. Stop."
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"Sam's a physical therapist now."
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"Hello, Hopper."
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"Why are you here?"
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"This is going to be sweet."
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"Were you in the rules when you kicked me in the face?"
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"Go mess with him and see what happens."
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"Why? CORA; Do if."
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"Would it be funny if I punched you in the face?"
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"Would that be funny? Stop it."
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"Chicken. Kentucky Fried Chicken."
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"Yeah, I love it. A two-piece meal."
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"He was a handsome man."
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"What do you want?"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Don't you have something more important you should be doing right now?"
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"Thank you. I love you. Thank you, Daddy."
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"Love you, too."
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"Sir. Sir. Sir."
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"It would be an honor to have your permission."
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"Sir, give me your permission. What's your deal?"
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"It would be a thankful honor"
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"to have your permission to honor your hand."
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"What?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"may I please marry your daughter?"
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"She's everything I have,"
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"and I love her."
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"Talking to yourself, Mr. Hopper?"
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"Yeah, I was."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"(CRASHING)"
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"What the..."
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"Sir, it was a fluke accident. The bathroom floor was wet."
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"I began to fall."
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"Captain Nagata kindly reached out to help."
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"YUGI: Our heads go bang."
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"We fall back. Bang, again."
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"Just like the great Jerry Lewis."
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"BROWLEY: Are you kidding me?"
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"The Bellboy and original The Nutty Professor."
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"Very good movies."
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"He is a great humanitarian, sir."
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"You both think this is a joke and you are very much mistaken."
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"Yes, sir. Yes, sir."
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"You've got skills, but I have never ever seen a man waste them like you."
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"Keep the ship out of the surf and spray..."
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"...or you will plunge to destruction."
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"Homer, sir."
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"The fact that you know that infuriates me beyond words."
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"What my daughter sees in you is a great mystery to me."
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"You are a very smart individual"
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"with very weak character, leadership and decision-making skills."
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"Do you have anything to say to me? Anything?"
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"Negative, sir."
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"Enjoy these naval exercises, Hopper."
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"Dismissed."
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"WALTER: ls there anything I can do to help?"
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"Negative."
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"I don't."
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"If you change your mind... I won't."
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"Roger that."
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"Contact DESRON ONE. Commence anti-submarine warfare exercises."
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"(SAILORS SHOUTING)"
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"Welcome to Day One of the RIMPAC naval war games."
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"let me remind you that this is a combat vessel"
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"STONE: I want everyone to stay frosty."
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"We are here to crush every other ship."
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"If we return to Pearl"
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"without having outperformed every other ship on that ocean,"
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"I will personally..."
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"Yo, Saunders, we've ended up in a department"
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"run by some kind of Donald Trump/Mike Tyson mutant combo."
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"What was that, Petty Officer Raikes?"
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"I swear you said, Donald Trump. Want to clarify?"
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"I think I heard a Mike Tyson, as well."
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"If you did, it was only in reference to the fact"
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"that you both project great physical intensity, sir."
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"That's flattering."
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"Just make sure you're on it!"
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"Copy, sir."
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"OFFICER: Confirm Lieutenant Hopper en route."
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